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...ade a hole-in-one. It took place at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole. These great tour players noticed it before I did because their eyes are slightly better, but on that one hole only, their swings weren't. Anyway, there's a lot of chatter about it, quite exciting, and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts. Playing with that group of wonderful, talented players was a lot of fun.

Thoughts?

You must have SOME, dummy, since you started a discussion thread about it.

So discuss it already.

Clown's hostile reaction is par for the course.

So you can't even discuss your own topic. Got it.

Dimwit johnny couldn't discus this topic intelligently even if he took a Mulligan after that slice of idiocy.

I'm not a golfer, but Clown's comments were rough.

^^^^^^^^ Dimwit johnny really double bogied with that second diversion from his inability to discuss his own topic.

Having never been a caddy -- or a cad -- I just took a swing at this thread.

In other news, I am tonight doing a double bogey -- watching "Casablanca" and "Key Largo."

Unsurprisingly, that post from johnforbes suffers from another bad lie.

Clown is just green with envy.

My golf attire (if I played) would be jeans and a sweatshirt.

johnforbes should have yelled "Fore!" when he shanked that idiotic comment.

I'm reluctant to wedge in another comment before heading to the 19th Hole and a refreshing glass of ice cold bleach.

We should have known that johnforbes was only talking about puttering about in a golf cart monitoring golf course play when he claimed to be a "Ranger."


Listening to such misleading claims is just one of the many hazards of posting on internet forums like this.

There was a time, not so long ago, when Clownslacker was the Arnold Palmer of mini golf.

His lime sansabelt slacks and saddle shoe golf shoes were his very own unique fashion statement, and many a retina got burned glancing at him.

Rangers lead the way in pointing out the relentless lunacy of Clown's leftist prancing.

johnforbes should really gimmie a break from such out of bounds diversions from the topic.

Clown did you also wear a flat cap and argyle socks?

You'll have to ask johnforbes about that.

He's the fruity deviant who's spending his time fantasizing about how he thinks I would look in one of his drag club costumes.

Knowing his perversions, he probably covets my "good butt" too.

Please don't mention Clownslacker's posterior in slacks.

It looks like two hogs wrestling in a feed bag.

And, in fact, may well be...

Stop looking at my butt and fantasizing about what you think it looks like, johnny.

You're just being too creepy, ya flaming pervert.

Nobody would ever glance at Clowntoker's posterior, but its size tends to blot out any available light.

It is a total eclipse: