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Trudeau Invades...

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 3:15 pm
by johnforbes
OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau addressed the nation on Tuesday to announce the mobilization of the Canadian Armed Forces against Poland, which he intends to invade and annex as part of the Canadian Empire.

"Oppressing our truckers has given me an insatiable taste for power," said Trudeau. "So I'm directing our generals to strike Poland since it worked out so well for Germany."

The foreign office has confirmed troops are already assembling at the Polish/Ukrainian border in preparation for a land invasion. Putin has reportedly become spooked by Trudeau's sudden imperialist agenda and has ordered Russian troops to retreat.

According to sources, Putin held a virtual meeting with President Biden to discuss Trudeau's recent actions.

"Trudeau is a dictator," Putin allegedly told Biden. "Kind of makes me feel bad about the whole Ukraine thing, so I've decided to drop it."

Canadian troops are reportedly being equipped with rations of maple syrup and hockey sticks since Trudeau doesn't believe in guns or real food.

At publishing time, President Biden was happy to announce that he had single-handedly resolved the Ukrainian crisis as Canada annexed Poland.

Re: Trudeau Invades...

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 7:15 pm
by elklindo69
Republicans Part 1: It's all Biden's fault for the empty shelves.

Republicans Part 2: OH Yeah....we support the trucker strike.

Re: Trudeau Invades...

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:42 pm
by Clownkicker
Republicans are also claiming the high inflation numbers in the U.S. are all Biden's fault, when in fact the high inflation is being experienced around the globe. U.S. politics has nothing to do with the inflation beyond Republicans supporting truckers refusing to deliver goods to markets, which of course, raises prices due to scarcity.

But that's those wacky dishonest Republicans for you. Why they hate America this way is beyond all understanding.

Re: Trudeau Invades...

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 4:19 pm
by johnforbes
The wild money printing for covid stimulus did partly cause inflation.

Biden is not solely at fault, but he and Yellen did say -- stupidly -- that inflation would be transitory.

I was hoping Yellen would be right and I would be wrong, but alas it doesn't seem that inflation will be transitory.

As usual, Zandi was wrong.

Re: Trudeau Invades...

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:41 pm
by Clownkicker
See? johnforbes is pretending to be fair, but then continues to blame global inflation on Biden, who, by the way, didn't print a single dollar, for COVID or anything else.

That is beyond the power of any President, which johnforbes knows perfectly well. So his post is just more purely partisan dishonesty.

Re: Trudeau Invades...

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:15 pm
by johnforbes
Yellen -- who was trained by Nobel winners Tobin and Stiglitz -- could not keep pretending inflation was transitory.

Biden did his share of the wild orgy of money printing, and he also made the very dumb decision to halt the Keystone XL Pipeline on his first day.

But his wrong decisions were not the only wrong decisions causing inflation.