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So Mayor Buttgood was known as "Pothole Pete" during his dismal tenure as mayor of South Bend because he couldn't figure out how to fill in potholes.

Had he known what end of the shovel to use, young Pete could have filled in many potholes himself, but alas he had never done a day's work.

Thoughts of his ability -- other than time off for maternity leave -- to solve the supply chain mess?

What is this conservative white male fixation on other men's "good" butts?

Every loudmouthed, posturing, belligerent one of them must be a closet case.

We all know that explains johnforbes' incessant yammering about it.

As to Pothole Pete's name, you will have to consult his mother and father about why his last name ended up "Bootygood."

Perhaps they just brought up the rear in obtaining new surnames?

But Clownslacker should cease being surly re surnames.

john forbes should cease being so fixated on what he calls mens' "good" butts.

We aren't interested in his deviant infatuations with men he can't have.

Try to focus only on the unmarried guys, johnny. It's what true "family values" conservatives would do.

Clown, please.

It was not me who named him "Pothole Pete." It was the weary citizens of South Bend, who noted Mayor Bootygood's failure to fill potholes.

Heck, filling a pothole is so simple that even Clowntoker could learn to do it.

As to Pete's own name of "Buttgood," you must consult relatives as to why they selected the surname of "butt pirate" among his ancestors.

johnny, please.

It was not the weary citizens of South Bend who named him "Mayor Buttgood." Nor was it they who named him "Mayor Bootygood." That was YOU, dimwit. YOU are the one who thinks Buttigieg has an aesthetically pleasing and desirable butt since you named it here.

Being of low moral character, you keep obsessing over a married man's butt, bringing it up repeatedly, trying to keep that Buttigieg backside before the board as a topic of discussion so you can keep some excuse to publicly obsess over it.

As I said, try to limit your covetousness to unmarried men, johnny. No one else here is interested in your dark, deviant obsession with men's butts.

I have been to South Bend because my sister's kid got an athletic scholarship there.

The dome was golden, but the potholes were not because of the incompetence of Pothole Pete.

It was not me who dubbed the lazy light-in-the-loafers kid "Mayor Bootygood."

I have no control over the linguistic -- and other -- deviations of simpering socialists.

"I have been to South Bend because my sister's kid got an athletic scholarship there."

So, you're an athletic supporter.

Whose junk are you busy holding up this trip to Austin, johnny?

Sister's kid seemed pretty solid, got a chance to get an athetic scholarship to Notre Dame, so it was fun to go to a few events there.

But what does that have to do with Pothole Pete's inability to fix potholes?

Heck, even Clownslacker could be trained to do that.

"But what does that have to do with Pothole Pete's inability to fix potholes?"-johnflubs

You brought it up, dimwit.

Why don't YOU tell ME what your stupid post about being an athletic supporter has to do with Butigieg.

I'm just pleasantly responding to your mindless nonsense.

Please let me remind you of the factual backdrop.

Every morning, I arise at dawn and -- after sipping OJ and doing situps and my first round of barbells -- I peruse a staff summary of everything posted on the Worldwide Interwebs as I slumbered.

Once upon a morning dreary, while I pondered non-weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, I select what topics to lend my expertise to.

This complex process means that, at rare moments, some cyber idler will find my post unsatisfactory in some tiny way.

It appears that one such is Clownslacker on this fine winter evening.

"Every morning, I arise at dawn and -- after sipping OJ..."-johnfoibles

Now johnforbes is admitting he gives blowjobs to murderers and swallows.

I didn't realize Simpson was in Austen, Texas.

Orange juice.

Clown will now return to his prison fantasy about OJ Simpson and Ghislane Maxwell