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If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 4:30 pm
by johnforbes
Exercise is good, and if mandates are dandy, I hereby mandate that Clownslacker and Elkin run at least 3 miles per day outside.

The must also do 500 situps and 200 pushups every day as a bare minimum.

I order this because I care about their health.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:41 pm
by Clownkicker
johnny, stop parading your ignorance of the law surrounding vaccination mandates.

Of course, NO ONE EVER said "mandates are dandy." I certainly never said it. You simply made it up because you are fundamentally dishonest.

What some very well respected legal minds DID say is that " VACCINATION mandates are sometimes necessary." And this is one of those times.


And just to save you from wasting your time whining any more about your dishonest partisan made up stupid shit, "exercise" is not a vaccine. The Supreme Court has never ruled on an "exercise mandate." Any individuals refusing to exercise do not threaten the life or health of any person other than themselves, which is the basis for the Supreme Court precedents that historically support vaccine mandates.

That's why there have been vaccine mandates for centuries. Individual Republican troglodytes like you don't get to simply make up some fantasy legal rights to justify their stupidity. The laws are already on the books, and according to the Supreme Court, they are sufficient to support vaccination mandates. There doesn't need to be some new law as you are pretending. (As if you actually think those dimwits would change their behavior if there was a new law.)

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:21 pm
by johnforbes
Clown, please don't make me order you to start doing hundreds of situps and pushups daily.

Please cooperate.

Let your own flab speak to you, and dictate your changed behavior.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:56 pm
by Clownkicker
See? As always, dimwit johnny couldn't refute a thing I said.

He's his regular dishonest pussy self.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:43 pm
by johnforbes
Mandates do NOT need to be discussed.

They should be obeyed without question.

Clown is a racist if he doesn't begin doing 500 situps per day.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:27 am
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^^See how johnny always plays his dishonest semantics games by trying to change a discussion about existing settled law on VACCINE mandates into an absurd discussion of "mandates" in general?

He can't refute a thing I said about vaccine mandates so he tries to pretend the two discussions are the about the same thing. They aren't.

That's what contempt for the U.S. Supreme Court does to a pus......uh.....man.....?

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:07 am
by johnforbes
The mandate has been issued, in the self-interest of all, for pushups and situps to be done by all forum members.

Given Clowntoker's dismal somatic condtiion, he should be grateful for my benevolent concern.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:36 am
by Clownkicker
johnny, please post the news story about Biden issuing a mandate for situps and pushups. I missed it.



.......Hey, wait a minute, Is this just more of your moronic stupid shit that has nothing whatsoever to do with vaccine mandates and settled U.S. law, johnny?

Ha ha, you really had me going there for a minute, dumbfuck.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:57 am
by sillydaddy
Actually the dumbfuck is Clown...
The first sentence of the first post tells you what the thread is about ..! :laugh:

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 2:07 pm
by Clownkicker
See, johnny, even sillydumbfuck knows Biden never mandated situps and pushups.

So why do you keep insisting he did?

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 3:12 pm
by johnforbes
As reiterated earlier, the mandate for pushups and situps is specific to forum participants.

In the interest of improved health for forum flabsters such as Clownblubber, a mandate has been imposed.

Clown should merely obey.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:08 pm
by Clownkicker
johnny, runny turds have no authority to impose mandates.

The vaccine mandates we're talking about are the kind that are correct, Constitutional, and imposed by legal authorities.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:42 am
by sillydaddy
Even Bill Maher, the most liberal prick on Cable TV said > enough is enough..!! :O

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:21 pm
by Clownkicker
sillydummy, your own MOTHER said "enough is enough."

What's your point? WHAT is enough?

Why won't idiotic Trump supporters ever tell anyone what the fuck they are talking about?

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:20 am
by Clownkicker
"Mandates do NOT need to be discussed."-johnflubs

Wow, dimwit johnny accidentally posted something true thinking he was being funny. It's true, mandates DO NOT need to be discussed. They are a dishonest partisan distraction from the issue before America.

However, VACCINE mandates DO need to be discussed (especially by dimwitted Trump supporters) but for some reason johnforbes refuses to talk about them. Instead he wanders off into some irrelevant distraction about ALL mandates.

Not once has he mentioned VACCINE mandates, which are different from other mandates. Not once has he addressed the fact that the U.S. Supreme Court has twice come down on the side on vaccine mandates already.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 5:44 pm
by johnforbes
Those who are upset about Clown's failure to obey the forum mandates may write him at:

L. A. Zeboye
18 Hairsniffer Lane
Mudhole Manor, Mississippi 06969

His email is lazy_boy@yahoo.com

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 6:46 pm
by Clownkicker
Those who are upset about johnforbes' failure to address vaccine mandates on a thread about vaccine mandates may write him at:

Dishonestjohn
1 Gaping Asshole Drive
Dumfuck, VA 00000

His email is I'm_a_truly_stupid_fucker@turdmail.com

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:45 am
by johnforbes
Clown should be doing pushups and situps, but he continues to defy the mandate.

Follow the science!

Those who are upset about Clown's failure to obey the forum mandates may write him at:

L. A. Zeboye
18 Hairsniffer Lane
Mudhole Manor, Mississippi 06969

His email is lazy_boy@yahoo.com

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:02 pm
by Clownkicker
Those who are upset about johnforbes' failure to address vaccine mandates on a thread about vaccine mandates need not write to him anywhere because he can't read.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2021 5:49 pm
by johnforbes
We implore Clown to follow the science and adhere to the forum mandates.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 10:09 am
by Clownkicker
And we implore johhforbes to discuss vaccine mandates instead of dishonestly distracting from the issue with irrelevant absurdities, but what are the chances of that?

Without irrelevant absurdities, johnforbes has nothing to say.

This entire thread is proof of that fact.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 3:44 pm
by johnforbes
We all hope that Clown will follow the science, abandon some of his flab, and begin to adhere to forum mandates on pushups and situps.

Follow the science!

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 9:16 pm
by Clownkicker
So I followed all the science. And the conclusion is that johnforbes is a dishonest partisan imbecile.

But we didn't need this thread to tell us that.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 10:08 am
by johnforbes
Clowntoker last saw his toes -- now hidden by his huge belly -- on November 4, 1942.

The mandate for Clown to do 500 situps per day remains in effect.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 12:34 pm
by Clownkicker
Not once has dimwit johnny discussed vaccine mandates on a vaccine mandate thread he himself started.

What is wrong with him? Sounds like some sort of dementia.

Re: If Mandates are Correct

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 2:27 pm
by johnforbes
Even assuming arguendo that that might be true (I've not checked), what difference does it make?

Whatever the starting point, the sparkling wit and deep wisdom of Mr. Forbes soon emerge regardless.

QED