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An innovative new battery-powered mask for Democratic politicians will automatically deploy whenever it detects a camera around. Dubbed the AutoMask, the mask uses advanced camera lens detection technology to recognize when a Democrat congressman, governor, senator, or president is being filmed. Then, the battery-powered, spring-loaded mask flies up to make it look like the politician was wearing the mask all along...

Yes, johnny, I said you need to get some new material.

But I didn't say to get even dumber, even less funny material, dimwit.

Is there a single Republican with any wit? If so, be sure to let us know.

Thanks for your graceful and kind appreciation of the wit in my post above.

On this rainy, gloomy Sunday, your good cheer is apperciated.