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I pledge to never again criticize climate czar Kerry if Clown can arrange transport to climate conferences aboard the Kerry family Gulfstream jet.

Thoughts?

I pledge to never again call johnforbes a fucking imbecile if he can tell me a realistic way for Kerry to get to Scotland without flying by jet.

Clown is getting kilt on this Scotland thread.

Kerry could easily get to Scotland by buying a business-class ticket on a commercial jet.

Instead, he boards either a federal jet or his family Gulfstream, which emits more metric tons of carbon dioxide than Clownslacker's Volkswagen emits.

Kerry could take a rowboat or a kayak...
I understand some people actually row those things around the world..!

Great idea!

Kerry could either fly business class on a commercial jet.

Oar he could row over.

It never occurs to johnflubs that currently limited commercial flights might not even go where Kerry needs to go on the schedule that Kerry needs to adhere to.

Besides, I wouldn't want to fly on any commercial flight that might become the target of the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, or any other violent, drooling Trump supporters that johnforbes supports. As long as Kerry is on his own plane, we are all safer and will get through the airport in much less time.

Besides, johnforbes was never bothered in the least that Trump flew a massive 747 regularly on the taxpayer's dime for the ridiculous purposes of attending political rallies and playing golf at one of his courses....the only places that would give him a tee time. johnforbes sees no irony in his support of Trump dumping exponentially more tons of carbon into the atmosphere for his own entertainment and johnny's fake outrage over Kerry polluting far less in a time-critical global crisis in the service of mankind.

Trump was not an energy hypocrite as Kerry was, and is.

Was Clown saying that Kerry couldn't be as slow to move as Heinz Ketchup?

See? johnfoibles isn't the least bit bothered by flying entire jets and dumping carbon into the atmosphere for personal benefit. He just said so again. He actually supports and makes excuses for more egregious cases of it as in Trump's case.

But johnny still feels compelled to criticize Kerry for doing something for the benefit of mankind which he actually supports members of his own party doing for personal pleasure on taxpayer money. I guess johnny is only upset when someone tries to help others instead of being a selfish asshole like himself. It makes him feel guilty and he tries to avoid that feeling at all costs.....except by doing the right thing, of course. johnny doesn't do that.

johnforbes tells us all this as though anyone gives a flying fuck about what a purely partisan hypocrite thinks about Kerry.

Clown called Kerry a partisan hypocrite, and that was correct.

Flying an enormous plane is always costly in many ways, but it becomes far more hypocritical when a virtue signal leftist such as Kerry does it.

Clown called johnforbes a big turd selfish asshole, and that was correct.

Dumping big turds is always costly in many ways, but it becomes far more hypocritical when a fetid turd like johnny pretends anyone cares about his fake outrage over hypocrisy, his party's fundamental MO.

Despite the press of other business, I am attempting -- between sets of pushups -- to render my awareness of daily events au courant.

I wonder where johnforbes stands with his 'climate pledge' these days?

He's probably out sweating like a pig running in the record heat covering much of the country.

When extreme cold spells hit (as predicted by climate change models) johnny pretended the record cold in places like Texas causing widespread disaster and Ted Cruz to flee to Mexico is just a little fluke of weather and a joke, just like the previous six or eight flukes of weather from the previous ten years.

But when extreme heat hits much of the country, johnforbes is mysteriously silent about global warming.

I wonder why that is? Where is his partisan smart mouth now? Why isn't he here ridiculing global warming because of the predictions?

https://www.weather.gov/forecastmaps
(The red and yellow portions of the map are temps in the 90s and 100s, many being record highs for this time of year. Not to mention the unusual flooding expected in parts of the South and the drought it's causing in the southwest.)

johnny....? Thoughts?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topst ... li=BBnb7Kz

I don't want johnny to deny that there is a heatwave going on.

I'm no scientist, but I have observed that it tends to get hot during the summer.

Of course, compared to Clown, that observation makes me a climate Copernicus.

"I'm no scientist, but I have observed that it tends to get hot during the summer."-johnflubs

Nobody would confuse johnforbes with a scientist. They wouldn't even confuse him with a high school graduate since he seems oblivious of the fact that summer hasn't even started yet and won't start for another two weeks almost.

But at least he slipped up and admitted that (due to global warming) we're having extreme summer weather in the spring these days.

Clown is no scientist.

I said it gets hot in summer, and it does.

I didn't say that summer had technically started, but that aside we have already had days of 90 F.

In an odd twist of fate, Clown's IQ is 90.

So now johnforbes' defense of his ignorance isn't just his pleading willful ignorance.

No, now he says his defense of his ignorant stance on global warming is just whatever irrelevant non sequitur facts he can come up with.

What a dishonest partisan imbecile.

Clownslacker, like Fauci, would favor the Inquisisiton over Galileo.

However, I have stood atop the Leaning Tower of Pisa and pondered the gravity of the situation.

"His Lordship, like Fauci, would favor the Inquisisiton over Galileo."-johnfibs

That's a silly thing for a guy who favors all of Trump Inquisitions to say.

I have been the one defending Galileo's science against the church and your foolish lies in the past.

Galileo opposed the scientific establishment of his day.

Today, Twitter and YouTube and Facebook ban any questions about the covid shots, even when evidence appears that kids are experiencing myocarditis at alarming rates after the shot.

Fauci is the Inquisistion of today, and any opposed comment is censored.

Well, johnforbes just lost any credibility as to his silly claim of being an educated man.

His entire belief system revolves solely around wacko conspiracy theories and other partisan propaganda from his handlers.

So then Clown is prepared to watch "Jeopardy!" with me for 20 episodes and compare his score to mine?

Let's be candid, Clown would be whipped like a rented mule.

In fact, Clownslacker's own life story was recounted in the movie "Francis the Talking Mule."

I wonder if a magnet will stick to John Forbes forehead?

So let's follow the science on this one.....................

I shall have to defer answering this one until I descend to a room in which a refrigerator is located.

However, from my brief time working at an atomic power plant, I do glow in the dark.

If only johnforbes 'glowed' in the classroom.

They don't call him "dim"wit for nothing.

I'm shocked at Clowntoker's tone.

Enraged, I am leaving the Internet forever.

Yeah, that's exactly what someone who isn't too bright would do, johnny.

Don't let your ass hit the door on the way out, dimwit.

My trusty staffers urged me to give Clown one last chance to be polite.

Now, I am leaving the Interwebs forever.

"I'm no scientist, but I have observed that it tends to get hot during the summer."-john"dunderhead"forbes

Well, then let's see what scientists are saying about the heat, shall we?


"It might be tempting to shrug at the scorching weather across large swaths of the West. This just in: It gets hot in the summer. <---[johnforbes was interviewed for this article?]

But this record-setting heat wave's remarkable power, size and unusually early appearance is giving meteorologists and climate experts yet more cause for concern about the routinization of extreme weather in an era of climate change.

These sprawling, persistent high-pressure zones popularly called "heat domes" are relatively common in later summer months. This current system is different.

"It's not only unusual for June, but it is pretty extreme even in absolute terms," says Daniel Swain, climate scientist at the UCLA Institute of the Environment and Sustainability. "It would be a pretty extreme event for August," Swain says, when these typically occur.

This heat dome's reach is remarkable, too: It has set record highs stretching from the Great Plains to coastal California. And these aren't just records for that specific date or month, but in a few spots, they are records for the singularly hottest day in the entire period of record, sometimes stretching back 100 to 150 years. "That's a pretty big deal," Swain says.

"It's unusual in that it's more intense in terms of the maximum temperature," says Alison Bridger, a professor in the Meteorology and Climate Science department at San Jose State University. "And how widespread the impact is."

For example, Palm Springs, Calif., recently hit 123 degrees, equaling its highest recorded temperature.

Las Vegas set a daily record of 114 degrees. Phoenix reached a record 118 degrees, the earliest the city has hit that high a mark. It broke the previous record of 114 set in 2015.

Sacramento, Calif., set a new daily record of 109 degrees. The National Weather Service just extended its excessive heat warning through Sunday night in the Central Valley and parts of northern California.

Denver this week hit 100 for three straight days, the earliest date of such a streak on record, tweeted meteorologist Bob Henson. He noted that all of the 100-degree streaks in Denver's 150 years of climate record keeping have occurred in the last three decades.

And in the Plains, several cities including Omaha, Neb., set records, including a daily record high of 105 degrees. That breaks an Omaha daily record set in 1918.

This current heat dome "fits with climate change ideas, global warming, meaning that it's just a little bit warmer than it would have been last year," Bridger says. "And if we have this next year, it'll be just a little bit warmer again."

It's also coinciding with and worsening record drought across big parts of the West. These two things, Daniel Swain says, are now making each other worse.

"The drought is leading to extremely low soil moisture, which is making it easier for these high pressure systems to generate extreme heat waves because more of the sun's energy is going into heating the atmosphere rather than evaporating nonexistent water in the soil."

And that is only making things hotter and drier.

"That's sort of the vicious cycle of drought and extreme heat in a warming climate," he says.
It's more evidence of human-caused climate change."-NPR


Every day johnforbes loses a bit more of his pathetic excuse for his willful ignorance.

You're welcome, as always, johnny.

Although I've left the Interwebs forever, I can only thank Clown for proving what I stated -- i.e., it can get hot in the summer.

When you know that summer is over, you are suddenly aware
That the autumn leaves are turning to the color of her hair.

Although he can't seem to find the door to leave, I can only thank johnforbes for admitting what I stated -- i.e., it shouldn't get as hot as summertime in the springtime. And though dimwit johnny has an endless stream of irrelevant, diversionary factoids at his disposal, he is obviously too chickenshit to argue the topic at hand.

Even though I have departed the Internet for greener pastures, my trusty science staff has reported to me this fact, which I herewith reveal:

In the summer, it is often hot

"Bawk-bawk-bawk..."-johnforbes

It was 51 F at dawn.

However, later it will warm up.

Science shows it can sometimes get hot on a summer afternoon.

"Bwaaawk-baaawk-bawk..."-johnforbes

johnforbes makes another political argument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yQ4h5Weml8

And some say johnny has no rhythm. Go figger.

I do not engage in the same sort of foppish fandango by which Clown is mesmerized.

We have passed the 4th of July....perhaps you should take down your Trump flag already. You people look like a bunch of sad idiots.

johnforbes makes the dubious claim that he doesn't engage in the "foppish fandango"---meaning he much prefers the "flaming fruitcake fandango" I guess.

Even a fruitcake doused in BBQ starter and ignited with a stainless steel Zippo with a US Army design on it (much like the one once given me though a non-smoker) could not be more flaming that Clownswisher's dark, deviant, deranged, dirty deeds.

Notice that johnforbes doesn't deny he prefers the "flaming fruitcake fandango."

All he can do is frantically point elsewhere to try to distract attention from his own deviant lifestyle.

Please don't cast aspersions on my small collection of Zippo lighters.

Even a non-smoker can enjoy lighting some trash.