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The six foot distance notion stemmed from TB research in the 19th Century.

In 2020, the Lancet said 1 meter distance (3.3 feet) significantly lowered covid transmission and was okay for schools.

On March 10, 2021, the Journal of Clinical Infectious Diseases compared three and six foot distancing and said three was okay for schools.

Informed of this, Fauci nodded.

Follow the science.

Yeah, so what, johnny? As more is learned about COVID, public health recommendations change. Duh...

But I leave it to the public health professionals, not you, to change their recommendations.

Until they do, everyone should stick to the current recommendations, dummy.



But whatever they recommend, if you think I want you within six feet of me, you're nuts.

I understand.

If you were that near to me, my handsome self and suave demeanor would prove unflattering to you.

Of course, given the length of your nose (a typical ski slope is shorter), it may not be possible to get close.

Yeeeaaaahhhh...."unflattering"...that's it...you run with that one, johnny.

If humoring your self-delusions is what it takes to keep you from breathing all over me, I can live with it. (Both literally and figuratively.)


"Swayve and de-boner"--that's johnfoibles.

I was just kidding about your nose.

It was Bob Hope who said his nose resembled a ski slope.

Clown's nose is a tad shorter than a ski slope, maybe an inch or two.

John Forbes is Pinocchio on steroids.

Nuff said

Elkin, I'm shocked at your post.

You can criticize a lot of things, but not my perfect nose.

Johnnie.....I suppose that you don't know how ridiculous you sound?

You're giving Greene a good run for the money.

Time was when you could call a fag ...a fag

And now even Clown has to feign offense at such language...

Elkin, who thinks there are 87 genders, sounds quite preposterous.

But I'm still shocked that he would criticize the perfection of my proboscis.

Perhaps I should go around wearing a mask for the next 10 years so I don't get mistaken for being a republican. However, I don't think it will block out the stench of John Forbes steaming piles of bullshit.

As Keats said, a thing of beauty is a joy forever.

However, Elkin's face is a thing of non-beauty and should be masked forever.

As Kanye West said, a thing of booty is a joy forever.

However, johnforbes is such an ass it actually makes me question Kanye's sanity.

But it's not the first time, sadly...

Clowntoker should back it up himself when comparing Keats to Kanye.

Now that they freed the ship from the Suez canal.....maybe Forbes will be finally be receiving the "special edition" version of Broke Back Mountain.

Sorry, Elkin, you will have to confine your homo hijinks to your private email with Clown.

The normal ones of us here are not interested.

"Three Feet?"
"The normal ones of us here are not interested."[in homo hijinks]-johnforbes

Sure, johnny, that must be why you started this thread to try to brag about the size of your dick.

I'm sure you think there are women on this board. Of course you aren't interested in homo hijinks.


Oh, wait....you aren't normal. Never mind.

I disagree.

There is nobody named "Dick" in my family.

Nobody ever said there was, Johnnie. You just made it up.....TMI.

Just come out of the closet already and stop screwing around.

Yes, johnforbes has such a stick up his ass that he still refuses to call his brother Richard "Dick".

That would be too casual and affectionate for his rigid and overblown sense of propriety.

On the fake New Years "Holiday" johnny and his brother appropriately shake hands and share a rather daring sparkling water.

I have no brother named Richard.

Clownslacker should stop being a dick about Richard.

As for a sparkling water, even on NY Eve I would never be so wild as to indulge in a bottle of water.

Yup, johnforbes sticks to his virgin Mimosas on the fake "holiday" of New Year.

His likes to keep his rigid celebrations as fake as his holidays.

He ain't uptight at all.....

I don't use alcohol.

However, I've never criticized Clown's cirrhotic liver, which is so enlarged he rests a beer mug on it.