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Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:51 pm
by johnforbes
Mayor Pete has ended his campaign, and stepped to the rear.

Thoughts?

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:45 pm
by Clownkicker
johnny, how can someone you claimed was "bringing up the rear" then "step to the rear" where you said he already is?

Criminy, isn't there a single Trump supporter who can read or write even simple English?

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:36 pm
by johnforbes
Normal people are not comfortable with him in the rear.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:42 pm
by Clownkicker
Normal people couldn't care less where he is, dimwit. Only men insecure in their own masculinity care.

Guess which type you are, johnny...

But I am surprised to hear you support him being safely "out front" as our President.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:42 am
by johnforbes
To be precise (as usual), Mayor Buttgood swished to the rear.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:26 am
by elklindo69
I'm pretty sure the Mayor doesn't believe windmills cause cancer....

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 8:55 am
by johnforbes
Young Mayor Buttgood has been tilting at windmills.

Nobody likes a faux-religious kid like him who said a genuinely religious person could only vote for a leftist, as this prissy pansy did.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:56 am
by Clownkicker
"Nobody likes a faux-religious kid like him who said a genuinely religious person could only vote for a leftist, as this prissy pansy did."-johnflubs

But for some reason johnforbes loves Trump, a faux-religious doddering old fool who pretends to believe in God but then lies every day to him. johnforbes especially likes the lies Trump tells about how the Corona virus will "miraculously disappear in April."

Only your typical anti-science "genuinely religious person" could believe that sort of nonsense.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:44 pm
by johnforbes
Well, I have no religious beliefs and of course I'm very much in favor of the onward march of scientific progress.

That is why I believe in facts, not ideology as Clown does.

April will not be a cruel month, and likely its warmer weather will help with the flu virus, and that is based on past data.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:09 pm
by Clownkicker
johnforbes demonstrates EVERY DAY that he doesn't give a flying fuck about science because he never criticizes Trump's anti-science policies. Particularly about the COVID-19 virus that Trump says will probably go away "miraculously" in April, despite the fact that the CDC and WHO asks him to stop spreading such anti-scientific nonsense to the public.

johnforbes' support of Trump proves he does not believe in facts as I do. He pretends I believe in ideology first when he can't offer a single example of me putting ideology over facts. He simply makes it up.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:38 am
by johnforbes
Come on Clown, it is too early on this gray Thursday morning for you be using illegal substances.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:36 am
by Clownkicker
johnny, YOU are the one who would be well advised to check whatever your wife is putting in your orange juice to make you tolerably docile for the rest of the day.

If you can't explain your ongoing support of Trump's ignorance and anti-science behavior, then your brain is obviously muddled by SOMETHING.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:38 am
by Clownkicker
This is the sort of anti-science hogwash that johnforbes tacitly supports here on a daily basis with his deafening silence:

"You have 15 people, and the 15 people within a couple of days is going to be close to zero. We're going down, not up. We're going very substantially down, not up." --Trump news conference 2-26-20

"Be calm. It's really working out, and a lot of good things are going to happen." --Trump staus report on Corona virus 3-10-20
^^^^^ WHAT?! Are you serious?

johnforbes won't criticize anything about those absurd statements by Trump. johnforbes accepts them, and thus we have our proof he doesn't care about either science or facts.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:17 pm
by elklindo69
The markets are cratering and circuit breakers are being tripped because the dimwitted goofball in the WH made an on the spot speech without consulting a single expert as to its economic or social consequences.

But at least you dimwitted Trumpers owned the libs.....

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:35 am
by johnforbes
Halting travel from China and Europe, those were good moves.

Sure, there will be near-term market loss, but protecting lives is more important.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:21 pm
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^ See? johnforbes just can't bring himself to be critical of Trump's anti-science, anti-fact policies.

Instead, he gloms onto the one thing he agrees with and pretends that makes Trump acceptable.

It doesn't, johnny.

You really need to learn to look at the big picture instead of simply clutching hopefully at your disastrous narrow partisan views.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:16 pm
by johnforbes
Oh please, Dems always seek to portray themselves as enlightened, but many of them -- not all, of course -- are narrowminded ideologues enslaved t socialist ideology.

Given the numbers earlier in the week, and the breathless claims of "exponential growth," global population should be eradicated soon.

Of course, humans will intervene and attempt with anti-entropic means to halt the virus.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:34 pm
by Clownkicker
johnny, the degree of narrow mindedness of Democrats has nothing to do with Trump's (and your) ignorance and narrow mindedness.

You think no one notices that you are unable to defend Trump, so all you can do is point your finger elsewhere to try to distract people from the ugly truth that you fear so much.

It's all you have. And it's nothing and you know it.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:39 pm
by johnforbes
Obama didn't wake up to his flu epidemic until 1000 had died.

However, Clown's orange juice comments sent me into an unparalleled rage because I make my own OJ.

In fact, I even follow the directions printed on the container, so you can marvel at my kitchen ability.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:59 pm
by Clownkicker
Perhaps you should look for empty syringes in the back of the kitchen drawer your wife uses so often as a 'catch all.'

Or maybe look for unexplained small puncture holes in the cans before you open them.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:18 am
by johnforbes
Come on, it isn't every Tom, Dick, or Harry who can mix his own orange juice as I can.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:09 pm
by elklindo69
I bet the President Email Lady wouldn't have fucked up the coronavirus response.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:18 am
by johnforbes
Hillary would just have lied, deleted any email about the virus, and then bleached the server to sanitize it.

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:08 am
by sillydaddy
Hillary would have, "wiped it with a cloth or something". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Re: Mayor Bootygood Steps to the Rear

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:27 pm
by elklindo69
So Silly...how's your 401k going? Are you still buying the dead cat bounces on the way down?

BTW....We didn't run out of any toilet paper or any other types of cloths when Obama was president....

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