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I knew Obama would have this guy taken care of...insiders are not suppose to blow the whistle on Obama's shadow government.

The first responding Officer said it appeared to him to be a very preciously staged homicide made to appear as a suicide, he later retracted his statement saying he shouldn't have commented on an ongoing investigation.

Haney testified that Obama and his staff ordered the dots constituting the intelligence needed to keep Americans safe to be wiped away. Haney, who worked for DHS for about 15 years, was also the author of "See Something, Say Nothing: A Homeland Security Officer Exposes the Government's Submission to Jihad."

Haney recently contacted the Examiner about plans to publish a sequel to the book and spell out who was involved and exactly what they did in what he called "a Jihad against American values by our own government." When asked why he hadn't provided the information earlier, Haney explained that until recently, the Justice and intelligence agencies were still under the control of Obama loyalists, who would have fabricated a reason to lock him up. He added that many Obama loyalists are still in every level of every government agency but the key high level players have been removed, or no longer have the control they once did.

"The first responding Officer said it appeared to him to be a very preciously staged homicide..."-RealTool

^^^^^ See any hints that indicate RealTool simply made this up?

Well Clown...the guy really was found dead …!

Clown, once again feels pretending it didn't happen, means it didn't happen. Even CNN is reporting on it.

Nobody said the guy didn't die, dimwit.

You really need to learn to speak English above a third grade level, Tool. You can't post on a board like this until you do.

Nobody said the guy didn't die, dimwit.

So you did Google it, good for you! You're making progress clown.

^^^^^^ RealTool admits he lied and thinks that makes ME look bad.

From my cardboard box, through the mist and rain, I believe I can see the many flaws in Clowntoker's contributions to this thread.

You believe wrongly again, johnny.

You're like a baby mole.

Papa mole stuck his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says "Mmm, I smell maple syrup."

Interested, Mama mole stuck her head out of the hole, sniffed the air, and said, "Mmm, I smell honey."

Baby mole johnforbes wanted to see for himself, tried to stick his head out of the hole and sniff, but he couldn't because the bigger moles blocked his way. This caused baby mole johnforbes to whine and say, "Geez, all I can smell is moleasses."

Very much like the rest of your life, right, johnny?

I've done the measurements, and there is precisely one mole (6.022×1023 constitutive particles) of common sense in the vast corpus of Clownslacker's posts on this fine forum.

It's actually: 6.022 * 10^23

For some reason science is difficult for conservatives to understand?

Clown gives in and admits it did happen but still insists it didn't happen because he originally denied it happened, so had now denied it happened, although he now admits it did happen. That my friends is how liberals roll.

Dimwit, I never said he didn't die, did I.

What I said is a quotation of yours showed you simply made up what I quoted you saying.
"The first responding Officer said it appeared to him to be a very preciously staged homicide..."-RealTool

"The first responding officer" DIDN'T say that, Tool. You simply made it up.

That you are again desperately grasping at ANYTHING (using more lies about me to hide your lies about the story) is just par for the RealTool course. Lying is all you ever have.

What I said is a quotation of yours showed you simply made up what I quoted you saying.
"The first responding Officer said it appeared to him to be a very preciously staged homicide..."-RealTool

You made that up, I didn't say that, why do you keep coming back to get slapped back down?

What Clown is saying is that Wikipedia can be wrong.

That is true.

If you look at my profile on that site, it only lists a few of my Nobel Prizes.

"The first responding Officer said it appeared to him to be a very preciously staged homicide..."-What I quoted RealTool as saying in his opening post of Feb. 23rd at 11:29 a.m.

"You made that up, I didn't say that, why do you keep coming back to get slapped back down?"-RealTool's response to what I said he said


It's right there in you opening post, you runny little turd. Everyone can see you said it. Even YOU can see you said it if you could read the things you post, which you apparently can't. Why do you keep coming back to get slapped back down by your own posts, dimwit?

It's right there in you opening post, you runny little turd. Everyone can see you said it.

If I said it you said it too! We both cut and pasted quotes.

"The first responding Officer said it appeared to him to be a very preciously staged homicide..."-Clown

But it was not a cut and pasted quote in your post, you lying sack of shit. Everyone is watching you lie about your post that is right there for everyone to see. Look at your opening post fer cripes sake so you don't make an even bigger fool of yourself.

Now don't you feel stupid?

I have assigned staffers to get to the bottom of Clowntoker's claims.

So far, they have read 2,180,432 of Clown's posts on this forum, but found nothing to support Clown's claims.

johnny, you need to get staffers who speak English. You can't outsource to third world peasants and expect them to find ANY of my posts, let alone all the ones that prove my claims.

Sorry, no can do.

Now that my office cum residence consists of a cardboard box, I need to keep expenses down.

"Now that my office cum residence consists of a cardboard box,..."-johnfoibles

^^^^^ Wow, he actually said that. He has an office "cum residence". In other words, he admitted he's now at his office where he lives to cum into a cardboard box while most likely fantasizing about what he calls "BootyGood".

Eewww....

Please, johnny, keep it in your pants and off this hallowed, illustrious forum.

But it was not a cut and pasted quote in your post

Go back to the original post clown, I posted a quote, you in turn posted that quote but because I posted the quote, you said it wasn't a quote, but you argue your post of that quote isn't yours???

Tool, fer cripes sake go back and look at you original post. What I quoted you saying is from outside the blue quotation box from your handlers' source.

And no, my posting of a quotation of YOU saying something doesn't make that quotation mine, you imbecile. That's why it is in quotation marks with an attribution to the moron who said it--- that's YOU, dimwit.

And no, my posting of a quotation of YOU saying something doesn't make that quotation mine

Yes it does, you posted it.

Clown should know by now that I often resort to Latin for its lively quality, its cultural immediacy.

johnny, would you educate your own and let RealTool know what a "quotation" is and whose words they are.

Criminy, Republicans are a bunch of illiterate morons. I don't have the time to waste on him the way you do.

Criminy, Republicans are a bunch of illiterate morons. I don't have the time to waste on him the way you do.

Clown, I told you years ago you should switch out that steering wheel on your Mustang for your own safety, apparently you didn't listen.

Dimwit, I don't have a Mustang and I have never had one.

That's yet ANOTHER case of delusional RealTool simply making up stupid shit. It's what he does. It's all he ever has.

Is it any wonder he supports Trump? RealTool lives in an entirely illusory world where "family values" means to cheat on your wives, then divorce them, and meanwhile sexually assault random females because men like RealTool and Trump literally can't control themselves.

Might be too much trouble to own, but I keep thinking about something fairly mild like this for trips to the no-fat yogurt stand in the summer:

As we see, johnforbes doesn't need to control himself. He's like a eunuch, in cars, ice cream, and the bedroom.

His only compulsion is hypocrisy....and Frisco bath houses for some reason.

No-fat vanilla yogurt, not ice cream.

That's why my arteries are clean, open, and as fresh as the April rain.

I know, dummy, that's why you're like a eunuch. You are too emasculated to even eat ice cream like a man. You need to eat a wussy substitute that doesn't even taste good as you PRETEND to be a man.

Boy, are you slow on the uptake.

Micro penis alert!!!

LOL

Elkin certainly did gay up that thread...

Don't blame me if your fellow Trumpers are gay....