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I love my tank

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:19 pm
by elklindo69
I think it would be cheaper just to get this pumpkin headed draft-dodging asshole a general's helmet and a set of plastic army men and a happy meal. Perhaps he'll be distracted enough to shut the fuck up about his big stupid military parade.

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Re: I love my tank

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:19 pm
by johnforbes
Elkin is celebrating the 4th of July by condemning America with Colin Krapernick.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:01 pm
by sillydaddy
I love a parade...! :)

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:33 pm
by RealJustme
Finally a President who acknowledges our military on Independence Day. The fly over of the F-22s, and B-2 Stealth bomber as Trump concludes his salute to America will be another moment in history that future generations will look back on as the turn around in our country. I hope he outlines his accomplishments and lays out what he'll be doing over the next 6 years to make us even greater.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:48 pm
by sillydaddy
I think we need a joke right about now....
Clown, Elk, ...you're gonna love this one..!

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, about 40 feet above a ground elevation of 2,400 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat." "I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.” :laugh: :laugh:

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:50 am
by elklindo69
johnforbes wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:19 pm Elkin is celebrating the 4th of July by condemning America with Colin Krapernick.
It wasn't my idea to place a tyrant in charge of the celebration of our independence from a tyrant.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:58 am
by elklindo69
sillydaddy wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:01 pm I love a parade...! :)
Silly.....if it wasn't for you then we could have had taco trucks on every corner instead of tanks in the national mall and soldiers would have been at the BBQ having a beer with their families over the weekend.

You assholes always seem to find a way to fuck something up.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:01 am
by elklindo69
RealJustme wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:33 pm Finally a President who acknowledges our military on Independence Day. The fly over of the F-22s, and B-2 Stealth bomber as Trump concludes his salute to America will be another moment in history that future generations will look back on as the turn around in our country. I hope he outlines his accomplishments and lays out what he'll be doing over the next 6 years to make us even greater.
Justme....you Trump, Putin, and Jong-un suffer from little dick syndrome.

:laugh:

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:55 am
by sillydaddy
Elk is a specially angry fucker this 4th of July...!
Elk, did you fail your Naturalization test....again? ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:51 pm
by brandon
It says he posted on July 3rd.

Triggered! :laugh:

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:25 pm
by elklindo69
Really?

The fragile toddler who YOU ELECTED is throwing a shit fit in the WH because more people are talking about the earthquake in California than his asshole tank parade.

:laugh:

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:27 pm
by elklindo69
sillydaddy wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:55 am Elk is a specially angry fucker this 4th of July...!
Elk, did you fail your Naturalization test....again? ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Trump blows up every day...but not for the right reason.

So what was his excuse today?

I hear that Justin Amash left the GOP!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:36 pm
by johnforbes
Elkin, please don't call Hillary "fragile" or suggest she can't walk without staggering or collapsing.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:30 pm
by elklindo69
There's noting wrong with Hillary. She doesn't have to be driven around in a golf cart.

On a side note....it's so entertaining to see how Trump never stops bragging about how tough he is or how much stamina he has or how he would single-handedly disarm a school shooter or how he will to obliterate this or that country.....goes into meltdown mode and crumbles into little pieces whenever it rains.

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Re: I love my tank

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:53 pm
by sillydaddy
I'm glad Elk enjoyed our nation's birthday watching the President... :)

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:04 am
by johnforbes
Elkin should pause and ask himself:

How did I become so deranged with hatred that I can't even celebrate the 4th of July?

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:23 pm
by elklindo69
Apparently Trump's asshole tank parade was a washout and it tanked faster than a Trump casino!!!

No massive crowds.
No major TV coverage.
Pouring rain.
Dimwitted worshipers galore.

What a LOSER.

:laugh:

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:11 am
by sillydaddy
Apparently July 4th in the USA is not a good day for Elk....it never is for anti-Americans..! :O

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:59 am
by elklindo69
They had a nice fireworks display on the 4th here in the city. However Trump's asshole tank parade was a total embarrassment.

I wonder who will be the speaker next year....Putin?

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:03 pm
by johnforbes
Hillary did pay 12 million for a fake dossier from Russia sources.

Elkin should pause and ask himself:

How did I become so deranged with hatred that I can't even celebrate the 4th of July?

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:22 pm
by elklindo69
Johnnie....Patriotism is not blindly following a leader or having stupid tank parades....it's just the opposite, especially when that leader is a narcissistic gasbag who holds nothing but contempt for the rule of law.

Patriotism is defending our Constitution against it's enemies.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:08 pm
by johnforbes
Of course, I agree with that.

However, when you mention a narcissist who has contempt for the rule of law, who surely knew that Brennan was hawking the fake dossier around town, who surely knew along with Lynch that Hillary would be protected by a fake investigation from Comey, then I'm delighted to see Elkin criticizing the fake patriotism of Obama.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:27 pm
by elklindo69
Supreme court: "that's illegal"

Barr: "fuck off, this is a dictatorship now"

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:00 pm
by johnforbes
When you mention a narcissist who has contempt for the rule of law, who surely knew that Brennan was hawking the fake dossier around town, who surely knew along with Lynch that Hillary would be protected by a fake investigation from Comey, then I'm delighted to see Elkin criticizing the fake patriotism of Obama.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:44 pm
by elklindo69
Johnnie back into Copy and paste mode.

Re: I love my tank

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:27 pm
by johnforbes
No, I merely search for the best posting, then mention it:

When you mention a narcissist who has contempt for the rule of law, who surely knew that Brennan was hawking the fake dossier around town, who surely knew along with Lynch that Hillary would be protected by a fake investigation from Comey, then I'm delighted to see Elkin criticizing the fake patriotism of Obama.