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Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:46 am
by johnforbes
Elkin was correct in saying he had not made a spelling error.
I was just being polite.
What Elkin did was reveal the depth of his ignorance.
He had no idea of "counsel" versus "council."
And you really had no idea how to spell what you called a "straight jacket" either.
Not spelling, but Elkin's ignorance.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:59 pm
by Clownkicker
As we can see, elklindo owns johnforbes the same way I own Insipid. :lol:
Why humiliate yourself this way, johnny?
What drives you insecure, self-loathing conservatives that this is what you are reduced to; impotent personal attack threads?
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:42 pm
by RealJustme
What drives you insecure, self-loathing conservatives that this is what you are reduced to; impotent personal attack threads?
Boy clown, you set yourself up with that one. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:40 pm
by Clownkicker
Go for it, Tool. Swing away.
Let's see what you've got, you impotent, self-loathing conservative tool. :lol: :lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:43 pm
by johnforbes
What does drive Elkin to reveal his ignorance?
Indeed that is the salient query.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:00 pm
by Clownkicker
No, it's not, dimwit.
It's just your pathetic conservative mewling about irrelevancies.
Cripes, it's like we're all watching FOX news or sumpthin.
As RealTool said on another thread, "Nobody cares!"
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:15 pm
by johnforbes
Please stop referring to Elkin's "ignorance."
Sure, he is ignorant, and he just gave us two examples of his ignorance.
But I have no desire to humiliate him for his juvenile ignorance.
The goal here is to improve him so he may sally forth and do better.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:51 pm
by elklindo69
Trump's people can't even get the date correct.
Where's the outrage Mr. Spelling Policeman!!!
:lol:

Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:24 am
by johnforbes
It was a prediction, and it was correct.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:01 pm
by elklindo69
Right Johnnie...all of that winning!
:lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:18 pm
by johnforbes
Please stop referring to Elkin's "ignorance."
Sure, he is ignorant, and he just gave us two examples of his ignorance.
But I have no desire to humiliate him for his juvenile ignorance.
The goal here is to improve him so he may sally forth and do better.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:22 pm
by namngulfvet
johnforbes wrote:Please stop referring to Elkin's "ignorance."
Sure, he is ignorant, and he just gave us two examples of his ignorance.
But I have no desire to humiliate him for his juvenile ignorance.
The goal here is to improve him so he may sally forth and do better.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:19 am
by RealJustme
Discussing anything with a liberal is much like explaining a train schedule to a dog. It may sit there, wagging its tail, lolling its tongue, and appearing to be paying attention. But at the end of the day, the capacity for cogent thought just doesn't exist. It's not its fault. It's just the way its brain is wired.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:27 am
by Clownkicker
^^^^^ Criminy, now it looks Like RealTool has a stunt double too.
I think namandgulf and RealTool must get their slightly-more-intelligent wives to post for them. :lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:32 am
by johnforbes
When the history of this part of western civilization is written, and it will be, this thread will take its rightful place as a significant contribution to human understanding.
My only regret is that this thread had to focus on Elkin's ignorance.
Or -- more precisely -- a tiny part of his overall ignorance.
P.S.:
This posting was written by one of my stunt doubles, a reliable person I call upon for constructing complex or difficult postings. Now, let's discuss Godel's Principle of Incompleteness.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:23 pm
by Clownkicker
I've reproduced Gödel's arguments for myself using logic equations, and because I proved it for myself, I understand it.
I doubt you could discuss it, johnny, since you are incapable of wielding the logical reasoning.
But if you want to try, you can read Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid and have it spoon fed to you.
It's a hugely entertaining book. But as I doubt you listen to Bach in any meaningful way, you will probably miss most of the musical wit and humor it contains.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:16 pm
by johnforbes
You are correct about my ignorance of Bach.
Years ago, when that book was trendy, I did try to read it.
Interestingly, that book title was a fairly recently "Jeopardy!" clue and none of the contestants seemed to have ever heard of the book.
As to Godel, just as with Heisenberg, I could give a few sentences describing what they were driving at, but I'm no mathematician or physicist.
Nor, probably, is anybody else here.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:31 pm
by Clownkicker
New Trump tweet:
"Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
James Comey illegally leaked classified documents to the press in order to generate a Special Council? Therefore, the Special Council was established based on an illegal act? Really, does everybody know what that means?
8:13 PM - Apr 20, 2018"
Any pithy words about the depth of this clown's ignorance, johnny? Here, I'll help so you don't have to wake up your lazy staff.
What Trump did was reveal the depth of his ignorance. He had no idea of "counsel" versus "council."
What does drive Trump to reveal his ignorance? Indeed that is the salient query.
But please stop referring to Trump's "ignorance." Sure, he is ignorant, and he just gave us an example of his ignorance.
But I have no desire to humiliate him for his juvenile ignorance.
No need to thank me, but your conservatard friends here might be upset by your traitorous behavior in humiliating Trump. :lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:01 am
by RealJustme
Wow, clown is melting down like Elk. I really thought clown was tougher than Elk.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:13 am
by Clownkicker
Wow, look at RealTool melting down because Trump humiliated himself.
Even RealTool can't hide his devastating disillusionment.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:14 am
by RealJustme
Go to be bed clown.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:17 am
by Clownkicker
And RealTool folds.......again.
The fight has gone out of him with his hero Trump making such a fool of himself. :lol: :lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:41 am
by johnforbes
I don't know who actually does Trump's tweets, but surely you don't think he uses his own fingers (thumbs)?
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:51 am
by Clownkicker
Of course not, johnny.
That would be like saying you think a gorilla can operate a smartphone.
Of course, that's an unfair comparison since a gorilla has such large hands.
Trump doesn't have that excuse.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:54 am
by johnforbes
I have Irish agricultural laborer hands myself, so it is almost a miracle I can type well.
Cell phones do have small keypads, so I just use my index finger on those rare times when I text.
I went to the Columbus School of Typing, where the motto was: "First you find it, then you land on it."
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:34 pm
by Clownkicker
You paint a compelling picture, johnny.
I would really like to see someone texting with their knuckles dragging on the sidewalk.
I didn't think it could be done.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:15 pm
by elklindo69
Johnnie....how do know that Trump doesn't use a desktop/laptop/tablet to post on twitter?
You're running out of excuses...
:lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:43 pm
by sillydaddy
I would really like to see someone texting with their knuckles dragging on the sidewalk.
I didn't think it could be done.
Moo Obama can do it .. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:47 pm
by johnforbes
How do I text with hairy knuckles dragging on the sidewalk?
Easy, I left-part my knuckle hair and slick it down with Brylcream ("A Little Dab Will Do Ya").
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:22 pm
by Clownkicker
But I can barely read a smart phone screen when it's a foot from my face.
You can read one when it's SIX FEET away from your eyes?
Brylcreem or no Brylcreem, that's impressive.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:29 am
by johnforbes
Ya know, the Interwebs are a learning experience for me too.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:05 am
by johnforbes
Hopefully, this thread will help prevent Elkin from making a fool of himself in these two particular ways in the future.
Sure, Elkin will make a fool of himself in other ways, but at least we tried to help him here.
Re: Repairing Elkin's Ignorance, or a Tiny Part of It
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:33 pm
by Clownkicker
If this thread really has merit, johnny, I expect you to send it to that dummy in the White House as well.
You would be doing us all a favor if you could prevent him from making a fool of himself over this issue.
Otherwise, you're just another bag of hypocritical partisan hot air.