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I suspect fowl play, it was less than a year old

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:22 pm
by RealJustme
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Jennifer Garner honored her late pet chicken Monday in an Instagram video. The clip showed Garner and her chicken, named Regina George, together, hanging out in the grass. “Please enjoy this tribute to Chicken Regina George who passed away from natural causes,” the “13 Going on 30” actress wrote in the post, using the hashtags “#shewasourfavorite #RIP#shelivedagoodlife.

A gravestone at the end of the clip indicated the chicken was less than a year old. The gravestone read that the bird was born July 9, 2017 and died on March 20 of this year.

Garner revealed the bird to followers on social media with a November post, People reported.

“Regina loves long walks, dehydrated bugs, and kale. Regina hates....carbs,” she wrote at the time.

jennifer.garner Did you know that by 5 years old poor chickens will have heard 30 million fewer words than their middle class counterparts? It doesn’t matter how it happens:
read to
sing to
talk to
your chickens!
#wordgap #chickencurrentevents

Over 400,000 people have responded to her post offering their condolences to the 45-year-old star. Jennifer expressed her gratitude but asked for privacy as she morns her loss.


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Re: I suspect fowl play, it was less than a year old

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:12 pm
by johnforbes
Perhaps it felt cooped up?

Re: I suspect fowl play, it was less than a year old

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:21 pm
by RealJustme
It's one thing giving a pet one name. Two names (Regina George) is a sign of a very disturbed person. As she morns the loss of Regina George someone should ask her "What's in your frying pan?"

Re: I suspect fowl play, it was less than a year old

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:06 pm
by Clownkicker
Okay, what fucking stupid thing did Trump do today that RealTool is so desperately trying to distract from?

Re: I suspect fowl play, it was less than a year old

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 6:52 am
by johnforbes
I'm scratching my head while playing hunt and peck on my IBM Selectric typewriter.

It takes grit to post here.