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The Academy Awards

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:18 pm
by RealJustme
It'll be a bunch of ultra rich libtards who live in gated communities and have armed security to keep the riff raff away from them. Tonight they be pushing "Metoo" "Black Lives Matter" "Global Warming" "Open Borders" Anti Trump and Anti Police statements.

The sad thing is most of the them fucked their way into getting their roles or were the ones offering roles for sex. The only thing they will have to do with blacks and illegals are photo ops then they'll use their fences and security to keep those same people away from them. While they will claim you and I need to be punished with carbon taxes to save the planet, they'll continue to fly in private jets, limos and mansions polluting more than a whole city block of middle income families. While they'll bash the police they want the police to respond within minutes to every call when normal people cross their borders.

Dudes for those planning on watching it, sorry I spoiled the Academy Awards by telling the outcome. ;)

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:02 pm
by johnforbes
After receiving the report from the forum's accountants, the award for "Most Consistently Marxist and Anti-American Posts" goes to....drumroll please...

Clownslacker!

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:41 pm
by RealJustme
I nailed it!

Trump had very little to say about the libtard fest except "I won, I'm your President, get over it"

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:54 pm
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^ RealTool actually watched the Academy Awards again this year because his wife made him and he wouldn't get laid if he didn't do as he's told. :lol: :lol:

Like most conservative men, he's completely whipped.

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:58 am
by RealJustme
RealTool actually watched the Academy Awards again this year because his wife made him and he wouldn't get laid if he didn't do as he's told.
Clown isn't aware that reviews of the Academy Awards are posted within minutes of it being over. Try Googling Academy Awards.

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:28 am
by Clownkicker
No, I don't pay any attention to them.

Please post a link to the review you read that explains all those things you pretended would happen actually happened. I couldn't find any such review.

You know, one with any mention of "Global Warming" or "Open Borders" or "Black Lives Matter" or any of the other made up stupid shit you first posted about. :lol:

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:31 am
by johnforbes
Overlooked was the epic saga entitled "Alcoholic Marxist," a roistering tale sweeping across the generations of leftist losers in Grog's extended clan.

It earned one star on the John Reed Scale.

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:59 am
by Clownkicker
^^^^^ johnforbes is bitter this morning because he dutifully sat through the Awards with his wife but he still didn't get any last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5tbHWOA-wA
Conservatives...

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:58 pm
by johnforbes
Then I shall peruse "The Bitter World of Spring" by William Carlos Williams.

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:36 pm
by Clownkicker
Is that what she told you to read this week?

You must have embarrassed her with your strident vulgarity at the last party you attended when you shouted across the room for the waiter to bring you shad roe. That's also why you didn't "do it" that night either.

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:48 am
by johnforbes
No, I don't eat fish.

Nor would you if you had been compelled to endure my mother's fish sticks every Friday.

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:28 am
by Clownkicker
Naah, I love fish sticks. We were lucky to get fish at all as a kid, even on Friday.

That's why I have them once or twice a year as a great junk food treat.
With a nice bead of Hunts ketchup squirted along the top of each one, of course.

You know what ketchup is, right?
I have a four year old bottle in my fridge for just such an occasion. :? It never goes bad, does it?
But then, how would one know if it did?

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:11 am
by sillydaddy
Best fish I ever tasted was in a little restaurant on the banks of Lake Pontchartrain...
So long ago I can't remember the name.... :)

Re: The Academy Awards

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:28 am
by johnforbes
As a little kid, I made ten cents per basket for picking tomatoes.

And all you could eat.

At the end of the day, your back was in a U shape but you could speak Spanish better.