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Think youve heard it all?

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:10 pm
by Intrepid
You aint never heard shit like this:
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.

“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

Re: Think youve heard it all?

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:18 pm
by Intrepid
Sam Kinneson was right. Even when you're dead it isn't over.

Re: Think youve heard it all?

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:49 pm
by RealJustme
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
What a dick!

Re: Think youve heard it all?

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:54 pm
by sillydaddy
Sam was the funniest guy I ever heard......
He was from Houston if I remember correctly.
His might be in there somewhere.... :o :lol: :lol: :lol: