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Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:39 am
by Clownkicker
Ever have any doubts about what really motivates fanatical gun owners to buy and stockpile so many guns?
Well wonder no more.
Blatantly Freudian "Tactical Testicles" removes your need to wonder what motivates these insecure-in-their-masculinity clowns once and for all: https://www.gunsamerica.com/blog/gunsti ... n-nuts-ar/

"Anthony Melis, the inventor of Gunsticles, talked about the inspiration behind his product.

“Honestly one day I was just looking through some pictures on the internet of cool guns and thought, these guns are awesome but they are just missing a great set of big, beautiful balls,” Melis said in an email to GunsAmerica. “A rifle barrel certainly looks a bit phallic, so it’s only natural to drape some beautiful nuts under it!”

You might be asking yourself, is this dude for real? The answer is yes."

https://www.gunsticles.com/

Now don't start getting all hot and bothered, johnny. Take it back to 'Frisco' where you spent your licentious youth while on leave.
namandgulfdumbfuck undoubtedly owns several sets of these 'beauties'. :o

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:14 am
by tvd
Guns and penises make Clown want to go HMMMMMMMM.....

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:41 am
by namngulfvet
Its pretty obvious to me Assclown that you are the one who bought a pair. None of us on here even heard of em until you posted em. that in its self says volumes

FYI everyone on here knows you love Obamas BBC so I would say this fits the mold you have created for yourself

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:51 am
by Dogzilla
Why don't you tell us where you learned about the delicacies of BBC, FlamingFag.

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:40 am
by Clownkicker
I'm more curious about how namandgulfdumbfuck would know specifically that Obama's cock is "Big".

Just how close has he gotten to it anyway? "On his knees" close? :o

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:12 am
by tvd
Dogzilla wrote:Why don't you tell us where you learned about the delicacies of BBC, FlamingFag.
I don't see where he says he knows ANYTHING about "delicacies of BBC".....

But I do notice that YOU are the one stating that for some reason "delicacies" are involved.

So, you are the one who knows such "delicacies."

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:11 am
by johnforbes
Clowntoker's remarks are low in caliber.

However, his leftist lunacy is automatic.

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:52 am
by Intrepid
Firearms frighten wimpy little libtard girly men.
But AssClown Steppinfetchit had obviously forgotten his butt boy Dogshit, whose nose has found a comfortable home up AssClown Steppinfetchit's ass, has bragged about his extensive collection of guns.
One of which he has promised to employ when his patience wears out waiting for an impeachment that will never happen.

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:58 am
by sillydaddy
Am I to understand....in case of a home invasion, Clown will defend himself with his dildo ?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:14 am
by Clownkicker
Doesn't this slug AssClown Steppinfetchit Insipid ever have anything intelligent to say?
In his impotence he's always going off half-cocked.

And johnforbes, shooting off his mouth as usual, but he can never seem to hit the target topic.

Neither of these dimwits are a match for my armor-piercing posts.

Re: Are guns just penis substitutes?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:32 pm
by Dogzilla
A dildo, with a hidden .357 firing chamber. Now that's interesting.