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Favorite costume? My Saturday just started off well. That got my imagination going...and something else. Will have to take care of it so I can go play tennis. (I play commando. Wouldn't want my imagination "popping up" on the court!)

I don't know if I really need a costume. I like to do role-playing. Costumes help, but the most fun is acting out the roles. I think the French maid costume would be fun. DDi, could you put it on and cum over so I can see if I like it. I'll let you do a lot of cleaning first...just so you can get into the role!

I am also thinking of Mistress (Jamei) and Cowgirl (CG) costumes. See how long Country Gal can ride the bucking bull. I, err, I mean, the bull has a fun looking saddlehorn to anchor you while riding. I sure hope you last more than 8 seconds.

Moca and Monika are very beautiful women. I hope both cum over to the forums.

Thinker i think i could outlast the bull as long as i have a big saddlehorn to anchor me on.

Thinker: I think a maid needs to bend over while cleaning.

CG - great picture of you and Domino. Sorry to hear about your experiences with your mare. I've really not had that much experience riding - slid off the back of one, almost brushed off another (I'm talking about horses here) but it was fun. And CG, you do look great in your normal clothes. Big saddlehorn....no comment.

Manda - you want a dress like Rock's propic - lets go shopping, I'll get it for you. As long as you model it for me. I'm betting you would even look better than the gal in Rock's propic.

Grumpy - great propic bro. But then you know I like that style. I use Photoshop Elements to resize my pictures. It is a little less expensive than Photoshop and still just as complicated to use. I have the book "Photoshop Elements 2 for Dummies" and it still doesn't help. But for what I do using it's other options, it works for me.

DD - favorite costume. Is Lady Godiva an options? I think I've always like the very short Levi skirt - don't know about the top, I've never gotten that far up. Never thought too much about the maid or librarian. Cheerleader have worked at one time. Now I'm more into the sexy dress - either tight fitting (seeing everything either on or not under it) or the long dress with a slit up the side to the waist.

CG, I am sure you would outlast my saddlehorn. This is why I worship my ladies orally first so they are taken care of before me.

DDi, Being naked most of the time, I think the bending over could be put to good use. Also helping the maid stand on a step ladder would put her goods at tongue level. I would put this opportunity to good use too.

Thinker: I think having something sexy on first, is far more interesting than being naked in the very beginning. Also the fun of stripping down.

CoffJr: I like sexy dresses, too. I have a long straight velvet skirt and it is slit high on my leg, but not my waste. Then I wear a spaghetti straps velvet top and shows some boobs but not down to the nipples. I think most guys like short skirts and denim, with a white tshirt would work.

What tractor?

:mrgreen: :?:

Grump - just look at her tan. Goes from her heels all the way up. Nice legs and ass(ets). I was going to mention the daisy dukes but I knew you would - yes, nice uh tractor. :lol:

Hi Guys and Gals! Just a quick drive by. We have been on the go and busy and I haven't had much of a chance to stop in. Yesterday we went back to Scotland for a visit of my ancestors castle. It's called the Caerlaverock Castle (pronounced Ca-laverock)) in Dumfries and is quite lovely although small. We also saw some of Hadrian's Wall which was quite interesting. Today we are off to York. Tomorrow? I'm not sure and then Tuesday...unfortunately are headed back to the states. Once I get settled back in I'll post some pics. I've taken a little over 500 and the Beave has taken... somewhere on the order of about 2000.

Berty has been behaving himself and the neighbours haven't called the bobbies on us. Every night he and I join his dad (who lives upstairs) for an evening smoke out in the "summer house". It's really just a small shed in the garden but it is his domain. His dad is quite the card and I see where Berty gets his wit. :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Retro: See now, I think every man has a different opinion on what costume he likes. Cow boy hats are cool. We were at convention and I wore a cow boy hat in blue and had a badge. Then I had on a 4th of July shirt that was see through and wore a vest over it. Jeans and boots. I had a guy walk up to me and say I thought maybe that was painted on you, until I saw it up closer. I thought if we go to the next convention, I would wear a pink cowboy hat, a white vest and a white denim mini skirt that has ruffles on it. Then I am not sure what to do for boots, but I have some sneeker heels that are boots in white, and could wear pink shoe laces in them as they lace up. Maybe a pink bandana too.

Hello everyone.... Wanted to pop in and say hello.

Country gal.... That is a really nice pic of you and your horse. :-)

Honora.... Thanks for the compliment on my contri. Thanks doll.

Manda.... That butt pic of yours was very yummy and biteable. Hehe. Love it.
I say share lots more gorgeous. :-)

Rock.... Loving the propic and various pics you posted. Love the doggy pics. Miss you hun.

Grumpy.... I love that tractor pic, holy shit that chick is smoking hot and what a sexy tractor too. Lol

Jr....you have behaving yourself??? I will buy that for a dollar. Lol.
Are you implying I make you naughty? No way.... Hehe

Berty and John.... So cool of you sharing pics of your adventures. Love it. Continue to have fun and love you guys. Hugs to all of you. Xoxo

The rest of the COFF gang.... I truly hope all is well with all of you and lots of love.

Hugs and kisses,
Trin

Retro - I have a John Deere. Do ya think if I set it out front by the road that I could catch one of those ? Daaaamn !!! Im a leg and ass guy and she is beyond perfect. I would like to PLOW that !!

CG - I remember how thin your horse was when you got him. Thought at the time you went to Ethiopia to get him but he didnt have any flies around his eyes lol. Looks like you have fatten him up a little. Your good at that though. You have made my horse fat a couple times and never fed me a thing ! He looks good and you look great.

Trinity - Just wanted to say Hello. Remember about 3 months ago when we were trapped in that single digit temp bullshit ? AAAHHHHH so much better !! BTW your not the only lady who has lifted her ass off the table during a massage. It happens. Im not complaining.

You cannot just park your tractor by the road. You need the right bait. Might have been being able to tan or the shoes for that gal.

Trin dear, I'm not implying you make me naughty - you just bring out the best in me. :lol: I try to behave myself - but it is just too damn HARD at times and you are just too sexy.

Trin: Honey, glad you won last months round. YAHOO and I am so excited for you, so what are you going to do with the money? Buy a new outfit for pics?

Hey Gang . . . it's been awhile, I know, but I'm here to say that the reports of my demise have been greatly exagerated.

Got really busy with Cherry season and then just before Memorial Day weekend I was hit with an attack of Gall stones twice in two days. It seems that your Pancreas gets really pissed off when that tiny little bile duct gets blocked.

Soooo, surgery Sunday evening then a few days getting internal stuff back in order, (my gut still feels like someone has been in there, stirring things around,) Gall Bladder is gone, but I think they left everything else pretty much in tact. But, of course, had to get back to VW to make sure ALL systems were stil working properly.

I'm proud and more than just a little relieved, to report that the COFFettes still make my "Pole Point North." Oh what a relief it is!

Thank you girls! Love Ya, one and all!

<------- Just been one of those days (see propic)...

Good to see Skeetz return.....sorry to read about your difficulties. But I am glad to read that all the "important" equipment is in good working order....that'd be one of my primary concerns!


Hope all goes well my friend and you make a quick, full recovery.

Skeetz; Glad you are feeling better. I am a gallbladder poster child, so my doctor told me. I got up and walked, drank water, and got to go home the day of surgery. Glad you are finding the north pole again.

Skeetz...glad the recovery has been quick. Had a hernia and subsequent surgery about 10 years ago. Ended up with a scar about twice the size than I anticipated and a piece of implanted mesh that drove me crazy for more than 6 years. The pain medication was worse than the pain and I tossed those a little more than halfway through the bottle. I had Jaybird test the plumbing well before the doctor recommended, a guy just has to know.

Viscount

Glad to hear you are feeling better Skeetz. Just remember to obey your doctor's orders for what you can eat and how much now. Things still work but just differently now for you.

Me in Edinburgh.

Goofing around with Berty and his dad.

Yeah, I read Playboy for the articles too!

Looks you have fun across the pond.

I too am loving the pictures John! Especially the stogie one...what a hoot! You've got to be having fun with the pair of them.

Hi and bye all...a quick drive by before my day starts here at work, ugh! Work is relentless!!

JBE: Why so serious in your photo? Were you worn out from partying so much?

DD... "serious"? If you are talking about the one in front of the whisky store... well, whisky IS a serious biz. :lol: :lol:

Thanks, Grump and Bob. Berty's dad is a hoot! Every night we were home we had to go have a smoke with his dad.

More pics to follow.

Sho 'nuff, Grump! I got busted at Customs trying to sneak one through in my pocket. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Today is a great day on the forums.

CountryCara: Some Old Shots -- Nice progression of this cute vixen.
Karinna: I am Krazy for Karinna -- Prettiest young thing I have seen in a long time.
MollyMILF: Molly's First Time Nude in Public -- Don't look at her eyes. It will make your dick turn as hard as stone.

These will keep us satisfied through tomorrow.

There are soon many great contri up lately, thanks for the links Thinker.

I like the way you guys post links and start threads, it really helps to find them again if you want to go and comment. I don't check regularly and it is a nice way to have some beautiful contri highlighted.

Glad you appreciate the linking. When can I start a new thread with a link to your pix? (Hint, Hint)

At the "back door" of the Newcastle Castle. Hmmmm... sounds kinda redundant. :?

Wearing my "COFF Tours Inc" shirt which was a gift from the Bertmeister.

Ruins of the Melrose Abbey in Melrose, Scotland.

The Beave, me and Rita in Edinburgh.

These three ladies were on the tour and sat next to us on the coach and in the hotel dining room. Berty nicknamed them "The Trio of Trouble"... though there is only ONE Trio of Trouble. They were such sweet ladies.

This is the "companion shot" to me standing in front of the Whisky Store. Berty in front of his "favorite" store. This is also in Edinburgh.

JBE: Now I see you smiling and looks like you had a grand time.

Retro: Sorry for what ever is causing your frustration.

I went through a hard day yesterday, I lost my childhood friend from COPD. I was anticipating it, as she was organizing things (that sprit of energy they get prior). Not sure if her last bout in the hospital, they told her she was going to die soon. As she told me she was scared and I told her most likely she would pass a way in her sleep an she wouldn't even know it. The Lord took her just that way. Still I grieved and I had done in it also in the last 5 years that she has been really ill. I believe she is pain free, and that COPD is dead too.

DD, we did have a wonderful time. I have a few more pics I want to post but didn't want to overwhelm everyone with them all at once.

Also, sorry to hear about your friend.

So they heard about you at the castle and only let you in the back? You guys look like you had a blast. You will need a vacation from your vacation.

DDi: Sorry to hear about your friend. She is in peace and pain-free now.

Thanks guys, today was a better day. Life goes on for us left behind. Busy today.

I am very sorry for your loss DD. Focussing on the good memories has always served me well during times of great loss. For me, it's seems to be one of the hardest things in life to endure but it does get better with time. I know bout COPD first hand as well....my mom has it. Fortunately she is doing well right now.

John....fantastic pictures! Thx for sharing and looking forward to more.

You have my sympathy DD. None of us wants to lose a lifelong friend.

At a local park in Coldstream, Scotland.

Berty, Rita and Beave at Alnwick Castle. This is the castle that portions of the Harry Potter movies were filmed as well as the Kevin Costner Robin Hood movie.

This is the Caerlaverock Castle in Dumfries, Scotland. It is the ancesteral home of the Maxwell clan which I am a part of.

ICU: Thank you. My mom had COPD also and died of dementia (sp).

Masseur: Thank so kind of you to say so.

JBE: Nice castle, was it interesting inside also?

Love the castles. I am always a sucker for stone work.

Us at the Warkworth Castle. The other two guys are friends of Berty's. This is about 30 miles from where Berty lives and he had never been there before. It's one of those cases where you don't check out what is in your own backyard. I live about an hour from Disneyland and it's been twenty years since I've been there. :?

Me on Hadrian's Wall. As you can see, another typical British day. Sun? Uhhhh... haven't seen it. :? :roll: :roll: