[rockclimber]

A decidedly bright spot of sun just poked through, and be "jeweled" at that!!!

I am ever so happy to see you Jewels! Welcome home dear friend!! I am glad you're hale and hearty once again!!!

(We was worried!)

Jewels, Pearls and Brunch! What could be finer..... save perhaps a quick witty comment from our Lady of the Red Mapleleaf!

Tis an occaison for celebration!!!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Jbe]

HOLY CRAP! Hi Jewels! It is so GREAT to see you back again. I gotta say it's been a banner few days here with Manda showing her smile again... Honora gracing us with her royal cuteness.. Jewels... Lady T a few days ago.... Hollie poking her head in... Dang, the gang is pretty much back. And, yes, Jewels, we have picked up a few new faces.

So glad to hear things are well on your end, Jewels. I know there has been a lot of concern to your well-being.

Awwwww... Grumps, gimme a big ol' kiss. But no tongue. :? I happen to have that movie and the sequel. I love the music in it.

By the way... and I might be getting myself into trouble... but it is so worth it... we have a birthweek celebration. HAPPY BIRTHWEEK CELEBRATION, HONORA!!! Oooopssss... did I let the cat out of the bag?? :? :? :?

[Coffjr]

Banner few days indeed. First, John - what you and Grumpy have going on here may be too much information. :lol:

Manda - GREAT seeing your smile again and hearing from you. You have been greatly missed especially our Sunday Morning healthy breakfast with hot coffee. Hope you can make it back for often.

Honora - now turn around and let us see you ass since you have been working so hard (or working your ass off). Great to see you back so soon - I hope this is an indication you will be back more often.

It would be great to have trio back one night.

Jewels - I'll add my worry about your absence. It is so great to see and hear from you. I hope you continue to see great results and please - don't stay away for so long. We miss you! We miss you all!

[Coffjr]

Oh and Happy Birthday Honora. Now if you turn around and there is a big hand print on your behind - I didn't do it! :lol:

[honora]

Awww thanks! Yes another year older lol. I am going to celebrate this weekend by watching a friend with the same birthday go skydiving! I couldn't bring myself to do it, though I think it would be exciting lol! - I truly believe every year older is another year wiser.....

[DangerousDi]

Yahoo, Jewel's is back. Great to see you lady. You remember under hottub hottie. Had fun posting with you.

[Jbe]

Honora, I wanted to please request that you NOT work too much of your ass off. I'm kinda fond of it the way it is! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: You've got a GREAT ass... and the rest of you is pretty darn hot as well.

Whatsamatta, jr... are we making you feel a little uncomfortable?? :lol: :lol: :lol: Heck, if ya can't have a little fun then what's the point?!

Berty, I do believe a party is in order at Pub COFF. We've got lots of reasons with some surprise appearances... current birthday celebrations- HONORA... recent past birthday clebrations- TRINITY, THUMPER... and just because we haven't had a party in a while. Hope I didn't forget any birthday announcements. If you want to be recognized and honored on your b-day, somebody has to know it so it can be announced.

[Skeetz]

"Hail, Hail, the Gangs All Hear,!
What the Heck Do We Care,
What the Heck Do We Care . . . "

Well, the fact of the matter is, We certainly Do care! Seeing the "Prodigal Hotties" returning to the fold is cause for celebration, no doubt.

Jewels return, in particular, warms my heart. Welcome back, "Fair Lady!" It's most wonderful to hear that your treatments are once again achieving good results. Guess the Prayers might have been helping, even though you have been quiet for so long.

Hmmm, "The Trio of Trouble," at a PubCOFF Birthday Party . . . with the Queen of the Ball, *Peeking* in . . .
brings back some very pleasant memories.

[Jbe]

OK... this is from last year but I hope Thumps won't be upset if I post it again.

[Skeetz]

OH, Yeah . . . Almost forgot . . .

Happy Birthday, Li'l Red!

Now, if you'll just assume the position here on Olde Proffessor Skeets lap, we can get on with the Birthday Spanking!

[Jbe]

In honor of Jewels...

[Jbe]

Also from last summer...

[mandadees]

Loving all the pictures guys, time for the weekend I think! :lol:

[Jbe]

Grumpy, that's ok. I don't take offense. I know I'm not a fine looking filly. :? Maybe I can get a smooch from Sugar? :mrgreen:

The music to Eddie and the Cruisers 2 was also done by John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band. I also have both movies. 8-)

[Thumper]

Love seeing the Trio back and complete!
Manda, long time no see! And Honora, too!

Missed you both lots.

BTW, posted a greeting in Honora's BWeek thread...enjoy the image, Li'l Red!

Jewels, its great to hear from you. You have no idea how worried everyone was at your absence!


I'm having some troubles getting time on the computer lately, so I'm sorry, Berty, I can't do up a poster in time, but I'm still all over a PAR-TAY at Pub COFF! Bring the single malt! Lady T has already had too many thongs stolen at these shindigs, so she may just have to go commando as a preventative.... :twisted:

[Skeetz]

Much like Grumpy, the voices in my head always seem to get me in trouble. Especially when I post them here, but if it's gona' be a Party then I'm all in!

I'll have to get busy, filling that wine order Berty, but if I may be so bold, when it comes to choosing the wine . . . just let ol' Skeetz rob that train.


For theGrand Re-opening of Ye Olde Pub COFF,
Libations for our COFFettes we must not shrug off,
A case load of White wine,
And some Bubbly, that's fine,
But with a well aged Red, . . . vestments, they may well doff.

Pardon me, but Party Time just brings out the limericks in me.
And the thought of a thongless TnG? . . . heh,heh,heh, "Love that Hardwood!"

[Coffjr]

Berty, If I'm bring Trinity and fetching Elise too - I'll never make it to the party, look for me at the local hospital. Seeing them together would make my heart skip a few beats. And if the greeting was any more than a simple hug - call 911, my heart just stopped. :lol:

[Jewels]

*peeks in* I see our resident party planner is busy putting plans together. Well done Berty. Now the age-old dilemma....what to wear?

[Jbe]

Hi Jewels. I have a suggestion for you on what to wear. NOTHING!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :o :mrgreen: You would be the hit of the party. Hmmmm... maybe you ought at least wear a thong so we have someplace to slip the dollar bills. Just keep an eye on them as you know how your countrymate likes to steal them. :? :o

[Coffjr]

Sad day Boys and Girls, Annette Funicello has died. She will always be my favorite Mouseketeer. She battled Multiple Sclerosis for 25 years. RIP Annette.

[mandadees]

Berty,

I had almost the same problem.

I forgot I had reregistered and had a creep out over my username already in use (by me lol!)

Thumper, that's a cute poster for Sugar, Very nice!

[honora]

Nice!! A party this weekend! I LOVE pink, so I will definitely be sporting a new pink outfit! John, I absolutely adore that montage with the various pics, mostly because it included the Cliffs of Moher, in Ireland. I cannot explain how seeing that area just changed my whole outlook on life. So serene, so calm....anyway I hope everyone has a great week and into the weekend!

xoxo

[honora]

Nice!! A party this weekend! I LOVE pink, so I will definitely be sporting a new pink outfit! John, I absolutely adore that montage with the various pics, mostly because it included the Cliffs of Moher, in Ireland. I cannot explain how seeing that area just changed my whole outlook on life. So serene, so calm....anyway I hope everyone has a great week and into the weekend!

xoxo

[DangerousDi]

Does the party mean, all the gals that do pro pic will be showing off on VW on this link?

[rockclimber]

One can only hope and pray Di... but thats the general idea yes... and if we are extra good they just may post larger images in the thread at the same time..... Hopefully Kiki will have the large posting capability added to the profiles soon!!!

Thats a big hint there Kiki lol!

[Jbe]

Awwww... look at Winston... no wonder he has you wrapped, Rock.

Miss H, I'm so glad you like the montage of pics. Shhhh... Don't tell anyone but it's actually the one I made for you last year. Your birthweek celebration kinda snuck up on me.

So sad to hear about Annette. Those of us that grew up on the Mickey Mouse Club have fond memories. Grump, you'll have to check out You Tube since you are too young to remember. :? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Also sad to hear about Margaret Thatcher. Another great loss.

On a side note... sort of... Honora asked how she could get one of those Pub COFF t-shirts. I don't know how serious she was about it but for those that remember we talked about that a few years ago. There was some discussion about getting permission to use the VW eye logo but it was never explored to the best of my knowledge. I know Berty had his made locally (his locally) and just for his own use. I dunno... anybody want to explore getting t-shirts further? And just who was it that came up with the logo as it is now? Was it Thumper?

[rockclimber]

Hey John...

Ya got mail btw. As for the logo the eye is copywrite protected. But interestingly, igor has a mock up of it right now he is using. Even more interesting is the logo it self is simply a parentheses and a period in a certain font. I saw it done once and played around til I matched it. I also And that is not protected. Even if it is it I think would be a non issue in any case.happen to have that propic poster Thumper made up in the layered PDF form. Shirts would be easy to do. May I.recommend a shear micro halter? The kind that is kinda fun to get wet? Ha ha!!! Actually a nice quality v neck T would look great or even a dry knit fabric one?

OK back to work!

[rockclimber]

And yes Winston is the best. Four fifteen in the morning I bounded out of bed and he was up in a flash with paws hugging my legs. He got a bit of morning rough housing today and loved it!

[Skeetz]

Yes, I must admit, I had a date with Annette on a regular basis back in the 50's/60's . . . in front of the old B&W, 19" Zenith, table model. (Bing it Grumpy, if these terms are too, "Olde Timey," for Ya')

May she rest in peace after her long battle with MS.

And Lady Thatchers passing is sadly notable too. What a great, and fiesty, Iron Lady!
She saved Great Britain, imho!

But what's up with Thumper irreverently showing his ass once again on such an occasion??

Yep! He did! Check out Honora's Birthweek thread if you can't believe it. Sorry Thumps, just couldn't pass up a chance to call ya' out.

"Our Cheeky Canuck friend must be feeling at least a little better," says I, hopefully.

[JerryCal]

Just thought I would say hello for the first time on this thread, although I've occasionally read posts here over the years. I've been a fan of vw since the late 90s (back when I was smitten with Aussiejewel and Nikki), and of the forums for 7+ years - posting under various names just in case a coworker or relative visits. I have a suspicion that my sister knows about this site.

Anyway, since the reconstruct last summer the participation has been thin and the glue that is needed to hold it together is a sense of community, and thats what the COFF is all about. You all rock!

I hope someday I can attend one of the reunions or parties. That sounds like a great time.

The women here are stunning, and I love the feeedom, confidence, and openness. Oh, and happy birthweek to Honora. You are one of the best sights I've seen in a long time.

Jerry (MrTim or Roger from long ago)

[Jbe]

Hey Jerry! Welcome aboard. New faces are ALWAYS welcome.. and encouraged. I know there are a lot of lurkers that read but don't join in. Heck, I was a lurker for a while back about 2003... or it could have been later... before I got the courage to start posting. The whole COFF thing just kinda happened and it's been a blast since. It's been a challenge getting the bb's back up and running and getting the COFF gang all back. Along the way we've picked up some new faces. We even have some of the regular lady contributors post comments here... such as Trinity, Hollie, Elise, LisaJane... some that posted regularly in the past like Jewels... some that did some posting in other sections such as Honora and Manda... and some that have joined for other reasons such as DangerousDi and Lady T... And VW's own webmistress Kiki stops by on occassion.

I remember Aussie Jewel and Nikki. Ohhhh... Nikki made my heart beat quicker.

You are more than welcome to attend any of the parties. I just hope you realize at this point they are virtual. If you haven't seen it, check out the COFF article on the Wiki for more info. COFF on Wiki Sorry to say the Pub COFF is also fictional though the pic of it somewhere in this thread is actually my house that was photoshopped by another COFF'er Thumper. But feel free to stop by and join in on the fun. As Grumpy says, it's a respectfully cheeky attitude.

[JerryCal]

Thanks, jbe. Sounds fun and friendly to me. I'm definitely a FOFF (fan of...) & I think a COFF, too. I have no criticism of the women here, only drool as they are very sexy.

I remember the early days of WFI (although the "I" is probably the naughtiest on the naughty list), & everything "...bagos", "puppies", & "funbags". In the early days there was an upskirt section and a lot more of a peeping tom vibe here. Women who show with a sense of playfullness and confidence are more tomy liking. I learned about the different scens like the Party Cove, Nudes a Poppin, and Fantasy Fest here and even attended a few.

I've never met anyone from here but i've chatted with and traded emails with several. I've even had a RC membership off and on over the years. The one thing thats always seemed missing is a group of like-minded friends. You guys have that so I will visit from time to time.

Btw, I spend most of my time in the Sacramento area.

[Jbe]

Jerry, I live at the south end of the state in Riverside County. There are a couple of other guys hanging out here on the bb's that are closer to you.

I've had the opportunity to have met Berty and his wife as well as Viscount and his missus Jaybird. It was great meeting them and we met up in Las Vegas last year for a few hours. I've talked on the phone with a couple of others and am Facebook friends with others.

It would seem you are a "Connoisseur of" as well so stop on by anytime.

[holliebaby]

I just thought I would "phone in" and say thank you to all you guys for the nice comments you make about me, and all the girls for that matter. You are all so sweet!! Sorry I am so dang busy I get lost this time of year.

I also want to say a special Hello and Welcome to Jerry. Pull up a seat, I think you will enjoy it here! Now back to taxes!!!!

[rockclimber]

Hi Hollie! How is Sassy? Miss you guys but understand the busy thing def!

You going to be around Saturday night?

[JerryCal]

Holliebaby and 327retro, thanks for the welcome msgs. This sure seems like a friendly place.

And Hollie, that fabulous photo has me coming back over and over. I don't think a welcome msg can be better. I'm grinning from ear to ear. I want to do everything I can to encourage that kind of behavior.

The world needs more smiles :-)

[DangerousDi]

HB - you look great in that yellow outfit on the floor! Wow.

Rockclimber: now that would be fun for all, especially since the gals all have hot bodies.... I think it should be a picnic theme.....Lots of ideas with that one.

[DangerousDi]

If you have a colored printer you can print on special paper that you can iron on clothes. You can do anything you want. Now that option leaves it wide open. I guess black and white would work for the image posted below also. Just follow the instruction on the package, you can get the special paper at Office Max, or Staples. Not too bad, but look up the price online. T-shirt transfer paper.

[Jbe]

Hollie, that is a SWEET pic. If you need a hand I'd be glad to lend you one of mine! :mrgreen: Love the new propic as well. You have some GREAT legs! Could I request you also post a full size one of that? Please???

OK... so we have a party this weekend for Honora's b-day... a COFF reunion... a welcome to the newer faces... OH, and I noticed that Trinity is coming up on TWO years at VW! Congrats, Trin. It has been a true pleasure having you here. :mrgreen: ... And didn't I see Manda post a comment about...what was it... three years here? :o

Sooo... for the newer people... some things to be aware of... Waldo and Winston like to hang out under the pool table and sniff crotches :o , Lady T is a pool shark though we love it when she leans over the table for a long shot :mrgreen: ... Berty likes to steal thongs and panties... beware when Doc Paul is behind the bar cuz he sometimes fergits he is at the bar and not at the pharmacy... if Manda gets up on stage and heads to the stripper pole be prepared for an AWESOME show :mrgreen: ... if you see a guy walking around with a motorcycle helmet on and nothing else, it's Thumper... the band playing is the infamous "Rockers 'n' Rednecks" consisting of Berty, jr, Grumpy and myself- and was it Thump's shoulder?... if Skeets drives his truck don't fall for the old "come and check out my sleeper cab" routine :? :lol: ... Rock will be there with strings of beads trying to get some gals to flash him :lol: ... Jewels will be hiding behind her fan playing coy :? :roll: ... Hollie may be displaying her tie collection ... if Sugar is wearing her warrior goddess outfit it's liable to be a real wild night... Bob will be offering massages to all the gals...

Hopefully LisaJane will stop by... maybe Hollie can talk Sassy into coming... it would be great to see Kiki show up... oh and we now have a hitching post out front for Countrygal to park her horse so if you see her Freddie, let her know. DangerousDi, JerryCal, Thinker and anybody else I forgot to mention, just make yourself at home and have a good time.

[Jbe]

I don't know how in the world I forgot to mention Elise Trin, you be sure and bring Elise along... if jr hasn't got lost with her along the way. :? :?

[Jbe]

And I forgot about our resident Groaner Joke Master Viscount who will be looking for anything that will be fodder for a new joke whilst Jaybird will be rolling her eyes and trolling for short guys to hug! :mrgreen:

[Skeetz]

Hollie, Baby, so glad to see you have things well in hand, even through (Grumble, Grumble,) Tax time.
My kinda' multi-tasking!

And that new propic is awe inspiring . . . you look really good, up-side down . . . or down side up, for that matter!
I second that motion for posting the full sized version, suitable for saving . . . don't want to miss a single delicious detail.

Picking up my Tux from the cleaners today, Party Time draws nigh. And of course I'll show up in my truck, how else can I deliver that load of wine that Berty ordered?
(No sleeper on mine though Ladies, pay no heed to John's warning. Come on in, you'll be fine . . . honest!)

Let me add my, "Welcome Aboard," to JerryCal
Hmmmm, another CA guy . . . we're gona' be making Grumpy nervous if we're not careful.

[CountessFuntime]

Jaybird loves to go skinny dipping...no thong to lose that way. If there's a nude beach around, she will find it.

Did I mention I am a lucky guy.

Viscount

[honora]

Oh wow, Berty that pic is amazing! I feel all special that you put that together for me! That pink wig has gone MIA though; I think I left it at a friend's house this past Halloween lol! After awhile it gets all sweaty, so I didn't wear it the entire night. Anyways, I will still post a picture in pink on Saturday - since I do love that color!

It was interesting reading about the posts regarding the COFF shirts. I think I will try to get one soon. Can't wait to show it off! I wonder if I go out to the grocery store or somewhere in public if anyone would notice the connection? Ah well, when that happens I will post my experience on here. DangerousDi, good idea regarding the t-shirt kits - I will be looking into that as well. Btw, I hope to see you on Saturday with a party propic?! That would be wonderful! A picnic theme is a great one; I think this Saturday should be more of a free for all and whatever we decide to post as we celebrate a COFF get together would be best!

This Saturday, however, will be a very busy one because of work (doing an overnight shift) ,and during the day I have another birthday party to attend. But I will try my best to post some propics and see what is going on here.

Jerry, just want to say I look forward to talking with you! Your presence is greatly appreciated; glad you decided to say hello!

Hollie, yellow looks GREAT on you! Or off you? LOL, either way you are one sexy woman!! I'm sure those getting their taxes done have a hard time looking anywhere but at you!

[rockclimber]

Howwdy DD!

I think Winston just wants to snuggle up here under Honora in her beautiful blue ..... ( Down Winston!)

The print your own ones do work, I have tried them before and it was more work than just getting one done to be honest, but that was a few years ago, I think the iron wasn't hot enough?

I'll dig out the poster Berty used and post in a few minutes as soon as I drag ol Winston off Honora's lap LOL! (That is pretty darn easy actually, just open the fridge and he is off like a rocket!


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[rockclimber]

I think this is it?
notice he has the Pub COFF logo done up in greytones with a raised shadow.... Looks nice, if I find the PS file for it I will post that layer here to for the t shirts assuming Thump doesn't mind? Shouts towards the North!!!!
I

Enjoy and hat's off to Thumper!


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[DangerousDi]

Horona: I think I might have seen individual transfers at Michael's, I will look next time I go. I am there often just around the bin.

Rockclimber: Hi to you too.

Well the car and the gang are looking great. Very creative.

[Jewels]

Jerry in Southern California, hello!

You're most welcome here, and it's always nice to see new folk around the place, although...if I read your post correctly, you've been a regular visitor to VW for a number of years. I first registered back in earlhy 2001 when I was posting to the Private Shots section. I turned 60 just a few months prior to that, and my husband and I thought it would be a kick to put a few pics up here. I posted for a number of years, to Private Shots, those instant pic pages and later The Playground.

Guys and gals, and especially Honora, I won't be able to make the birthday party this Saturday. Something has come up that will take me away from home for a few days. (Check your emails.) Sooooo....have a drink or two on me! :lol:

[Skeetz]

Jewelzie, you can bet that we'll be sharing a toast to your health on Saturday. But for now . . .
"Here's Lookin' at You Kid!" You know we all love to do that. *clink*

Now, about Thumper's "PubCOFF" poster . . . who the Hell parked their Guiness on my 'vette? :roll:
A bare ass or two, I can tolerate, (read, appreciate,) but that frosty glass is gona' leave a mark.

Jeez, you loan the guy your car and look what happens! :x

And nary a T shirt in sight! (OK . . . I kinda' like that part.)

[DangerousDi]

Rockclimber: In the picture who is who? I know the two guys JBE, Viscount, but who is everyone else? IS Jewels, the one laying on the car?