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International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day (Holidah today) for you that have a dog.... Who doesn't enjoy a special gift, now let your mind go wild on that one.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#19475

By DangerousDi - Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:40 pm

- Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:40 pm #19475

Reto: Sorry about the sick puppy. I am thinking something sexy and fun. :?: Can you guess: Hint the gift might be a bone.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#19487

By DangerousDi - Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:26 am

- Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:26 am #19487

Retro: A milk bone qualifies.

Have a great time at the races.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20719

By DangerousDi - Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:13 pm

- Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:13 pm #20719

National Propose day, 3/20/2013. I guess that gives the guys a lucky break if they didn't do it for Valentine's day.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20744

By Jbe - Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:02 am

- Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:02 am #20744

Well... damn... I went through the whole day yesterday and nobody proposed to me. :cry:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20747

By DangerousDi - Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:30 am

- Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:30 am #20747

JBE: Darn, maybe they will at Christmas, lol.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20762

By Thinker - Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:30 pm

- Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:30 pm #20762

I missed National Propose Day yesterday. I wanted to make some interesting proposals, maybe lewd.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20836

By DangerousDi - Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:36 pm

- Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:36 pm #20836

Thinker, you have to get in the game hun.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20837

By DangerousDi - Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:40 pm

- Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:40 pm #20837

Okay here is one. March 26 is make your own holiday.
I can think of one: Lingerie day

How about each of you make up one?

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20843

By Thinker - Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:03 pm

- Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:03 pm #20843

I'm working on getting in the game. Biggest problem now is falling for women who are already in a relationship.

Holiday: Nudist Day

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20857

By DangerousDi - Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:04 am

- Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:04 am #20857

Thinker: That was a good holiday.... Ask friends if they know of anyone, ask people if you are working. I worked with a gal and she asked me and then about a year later, I ran into her and she had gotten married. I said how did that happen and she had asked some gal from work that knew someone. Amazing how that worked out.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20865

By Jbe - Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:06 am

- Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:06 am #20865

DD, I haven't figured out a good name for the holiday, but it should be observed on June 9... at the very least. :mrgreen:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20870

By CountessFuntime - Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:12 pm

- Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:12 pm #20870

Has Have a Threesome Day been taken?

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20879

By CountessFuntime - Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:41 pm

- Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:41 pm #20879

Hey Grumpy...who said anything about a threesome including another female? Viscount knows how I like to have threesomes. No putting you back on the cupboard that way.

Jaybird

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20884

By DangerousDi - Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:56 am

- Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:56 am #20884

JBE: What does June 9th have to do with the holiday? A little lost with that one.

CountFt: That is a good one!

Threesome Day- CountessFT
Nude Day - Thinker
Lingerie Day -DDi

Anyone else?

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20886

By Jbe - Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:26 am

- Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:26 am #20886

DD, I was wondering if anybody was gonna ask. And I think maybe it could be called "Math Porn Day". June 9... 6-9. Get it? :lol: :lol: :lol: Ok... it's a baaaaaddd joke or pun.... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

:lol: And for those who haven't seen my terrible joke/pun, June 9 is the day to ask the math question, "What is the square root of 69"? 8 something... (say it out loud) :roll: :roll:

:lol:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20891

By Coffjr - Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:54 am

- Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:54 am #20891

John - a groaner for sure. My sick puppy mind didn't have to say it out loud. :lol:

Always forgive your enemies -- nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20896

By Jbe - Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:56 am

- Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:56 am #20896

Sick puppies-r-us... :lol: :mrgreen: :roll: :mrgreen:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#20898

By DangerousDi - Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:17 am

- Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:17 am #20898

JB you are funny, sorry I am slow on catching on.

JBE - June 9 or 69 day
ConFT: Threesome day
Thinker: Nude day
DDI: lingerie day

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21084

By DangerousDi - Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:39 am

- Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:39 am #21084

Retro that was a good one....

RETO - eat more pink kitty day
JBE - June 9 or 69 day
ConFT: Threesome day
Thinker: Nude day
DDI: lingerie day

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21125

By rockclimber - Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:42 pm

- Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:42 pm #21125

Happy Easter Folks!

I hope it is a blessed one full of family, joy and reflection....

....and perhaps a small Beagle to share your candy...?

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21245

By Jbe - Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:35 pm

- Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:35 pm #21245

Happy PB&J Day!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21275

By CountessFuntime - Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:52 pm

- Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:52 pm #21275

Had a difficult time deciding if I wanted a peanut butter & Jelly sandwich or if I should be daring and have a jelly & peanut butter sandwich.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21277

By mandadees - Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:31 pm

- Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:31 pm #21277

Happy Easter everyone! I miss you guys and hope everyone. Is great!

I thought I would peek in and say hello, I still am having an unfriendly time trying to load a propic lol!

It keeps saying my avitar is zero

. One of these days It will work lol!

Anyway here is a huge huggggg for all my friends!

Xoxoxo. M. <3

"The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt."
-- Bono

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21284

By Jbe - Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:15 pm

- Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:15 pm #21284

Viscount, howz about a peanut butter and Jaybird sammich? :o

Hi Manda! So nice to see that stellar smile! I see all that spinning is still paying off. :mrgreen:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21393

By Skeetz - Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:07 am

- Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:07 am #21393

I declare this day to be, "Admire Mandadees Avitar" day. (I can do that, right?)

Certainly not a zero, Manda! With that megawatt smile and those, those . . . well, . . 34 Dees, I could believe, but Zero . . . No F'ing way!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ eschew obfuscation ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21435

By Thinker - Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:36 pm

- Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:36 pm #21435

Manda, what a smile! Makes me smile, which makes my day. Thanx.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21562

By DangerousDi - Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:28 am

- Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:28 am #21562

Skeetz; Sound like a good holiday.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21894

By Jbe - Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:15 am

- Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:15 am #21894

Happy National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day! I like using garlic flavored olive oil instead of butter and multiple types of cheese in one sammich. Yuuummmm...

Oh, and it's also National Licorice Day. Black licorice... it's my FAV!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21929

By DangerousDi - Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:54 am

- Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:54 am #21929

JBE: Favorite licorice is chocolate. I am addicted to chocolate. Now make the holiday into some sex related?

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#21936

By Jbe - Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:08 pm

- Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:08 pm #21936

Hmmmm.... ok... Berty, Jaybird and I in a gooey sammich. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23187

By Jbe - Sat May 04, 2013 7:36 am

- Sat May 04, 2013 7:36 am #23187

Happy Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you. :mrgreen: :roll: :roll:

Hey, I didn't make it up. It really is a recognized day. :?

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23209

By Skeetz - Sun May 05, 2013 6:12 am

- Sun May 05, 2013 6:12 am #23209

Starwardian ?? . . . Sugar . . ???? . . I never would've guessed . . .

. . . she sure doesn't look Armenian.

Feliz, Cinco de Mayo, a todos!
?Es los "Dos Equis" en el hielo todavia?

Wonder if Manda will have some fresh guacamole to serve with my "Machaca" this morning.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ eschew obfuscation ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23214

By DangerousDi - Sun May 05, 2013 8:01 am

- Sun May 05, 2013 8:01 am #23214

Enjoy taco guys and gals. Happy Cinco de Mayo day, week or whatever the period is. Taco John's did 5 for $5 for 5 days.

Skeetz: that picture of the bottle reminds me of pictures dh and I did one time. I had taken a bottle and put my picture over it. We have a local guys from the company that my husband works with, that started their own wine company and it is dedicated to breast cancer and they have a sexy gal on the bottle. Any way did the pictures as a picnic and brought out the bottle of wine and my husband was so impressed, I was that creative.....

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23215

By Jbe - Sun May 05, 2013 8:03 am

- Sun May 05, 2013 8:03 am #23215

Skeet, your new propic reminded me of a story from when Berty and Rita were here last year. The laugh is going to be at Berty's expense, though. But he has big shoulders and can handle it.

Ok... so when he first got here last May he wanted some Budweiser on hand to drink. Hmmmm... all the good beer in the world and he wants Bud. Well, after a few days of Bud and at the suggestion of somebody (Paul, Grumpy?) he decided to try out Dos Equis. So we're sitting on my patio one evening and he is drinking one... looks at the label and says, " Ok, I know what the 'Dos' means. But what does 'Equis" mean?" :lol: :lol:

Maybe the stogie he was puffing on addled his brain. :roll: :lol: Or maybe he didn't know as much Spanish as he thought. :?

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23218

By Jbe - Sun May 05, 2013 8:12 am

- Sun May 05, 2013 8:12 am #23218

Grumps, glad I could help you out! You're welcome, too, Sugar. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The funny thing about Cinco de Maya is that it has turned more into a gringo holiday. From what I understand it is barely acknowledged in Mexico. Roughly, it is the celebration of a Mexican victory over French forces at the [minor] Battle of Puebla in 1862.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23219

By Thinker - Sun May 05, 2013 8:12 am

- Sun May 05, 2013 8:12 am #23219

I saw that National Licorice Day was on April 12th. I still have not found O'Rice so I can lick her...my favorite activity! Has anyone seen her?

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23223

By CountessFuntime - Sun May 05, 2013 8:20 am

- Sun May 05, 2013 8:20 am #23223

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

As you may know, Jaybird tools around town on her little scooter. Well you better watch out, I just bought her a Honda Rebel 450 for her to learn how to ride a bigger, for her, bike. Pretty soon she'll be wanting to take the long way home.

Viscount

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23224

By Skeetz - Sun May 05, 2013 8:51 am

- Sun May 05, 2013 8:51 am #23224

'Bout time, Viscount, that girl is way too leggy for a scooter.

Hmmmm . . . "Take the Long Way Home" . . . SuperTramp, maybe?

'Tis true, Cinco de Mayo doesn't mean much to native "Mexicanos" but it's a great excuse to drink beer in California and it sells lots of Avocados.

Hey, John, do ya' think Berty woulda' figured it out if he had seen this shot?