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John Forbes still hasn't explained how stock splits generate shareholder wealth?

So you take one share, cut the price in half and give the shareholder two shares, then the shares are supposed to be worth more???

As always, Clown can ascertain the facts before this day ends.

I repeat the offer which has been extended to Clown many, many, many times.

It is now after 9 pm on the East Coast, and Clown can have the info he seeks within the next few hours, and he knows very well how to do that.

Will he?

Still waiting for John Forbes to explain how stock splits will increase shareholder wealth.

So you take one stock, split it into two and cut the price in half. And voila....we're supposed to make money out of nowhere.

This is a great suggestion for all CEO's especially now with the market cratering.

This is noon.

That gives Clownslacker the entire afternoon in which to take the few steps need so he can view my credentials.

Clown has long been in agony wondering what -- if anything -- they really are.

Today is the day Clown could find out.

Will he have the courage to do so?

johnny, nobody cares about your ridiculous "credentials". Your posts tell us all we need to know about your ignorance and intellectual dishonesty. I don't care what pieces of toilet paper you keep framed on your wall as a substitute for honor and integrity.

johnforbes knows what to do to tell everyone about his useless 'accomplishments.' Today is the day he could do it, but he is just too much of a pussy.

It is now past 4 pm on the East Coast.

Nevertheless, there is still time for Clown to view my actual credentials well before this sunny day ends.

Will Clown finally find out what, if any, credentials I hold and bring his burning anxiety and uncertainty to a resolution?

I hope he will.

Days go by and johnforbes still cannot figure out how to post his "credentials" without help.

Why are all Trump supporters so helpless without someone specifically telling them what to do?

Undoubtedly we will have to endure more idiotic posts from johnforbes telling us he can't post his credentials.


Why johnforbes thinks anyone is interested in his inability to post his credentials I don't know. He just lives down to my lowest expectations of Trump supporter intelligence (or lack thereof,) so I'm good with him just shutting his yap about it from now on.

I'm beginning to think johnny's just so enamored of me that his fascination with me demands to be sated somehow. I'll tell you right up front, johnny, I'm not interested in any proposition from you, so save your breath.

Gold prices up 19% this year and climbing rapidly...Got gold?

Tool, gold started this year at $1530. It is now at $1675.

That's an increase of less than 10% this year, you moron, not 19%.

Now don't you feel like the ignoramus you are?

Yet again, Clown has expressed a burning desire to find out my true credentials.

Yet again, I offer to show him.

Clown knows precisely how to make that happen, and to make it happen today.

But Clown will run away as he always does.

Nothing could be more on brand than the Trump Stock Market crashing. And I bet Silly is buying the dips. Just watch out for the falling knives....

Yet again, johnforbes has expressed a burning desire to find out my true credentials.

Yet again, I graciously offer to let him to shove his disturbing deviance up his ass.


We see johnny has stopped with his idiotic 'jokes' about the market taking a nose dive.

That's what losing a million or two in a week will do to one's sense of humor, I guess.

johnny thought he was sober last month. Now he knows what sober really is.

From their posts I gather Clown and Elk are totally insulated from the fickle idiosyncrasies of the stock market..
I take it because they can carry their total net worth in their wallets...

So Silly....how's your 401k doing?

Done with getting stitched up after catching those falling knives? Or are you a glutton for punishment?

LMFAO!!!

This is a rainy Tuesday in the late afternoon, and in just the next few hours Clown could achieve his dream of looking at my precise credentials.

This will solve his agonizing uncertainty.

So why is Clown always too afraid to find out?

What is this bizarre infatuation johnforbes has with acquiring my credentials? I told you, johnny, I am not interested in any proposition from you.

The anxiety of Clown continues.

And yet he can find out today what my credentials are.

Why does Clown keep running away from finding out?

Days go by and johnforbes still cannot figure out how to post his "credentials" without help.

Why are all Trump supporters so helpless without someone specifically telling them what to do? Why does johnforbes insist he needs my help to post his credentials?

As I predicted, we are enduring more idiotic posts from johnforbes telling us he is incapable of taking action.


Why johnforbes wants to remind people of his inability to post his credentials I don't know.

I'm beginning to think johnny's just so enamored of me that his fascination with me demands to be sated somehow. I'll tell you right up front, johnny, I'm not interested in any proposition from you, so please stop propositioning me.

For the zillionth time, Clownslacker can see my credentials today. He knows how to do so, but he keeps running away from the chance.

By the way, Obama waited until 1000 Americans were dead until he declared a flu emergency.

johnny, please stop propositioning me. It's really creepy.

Take your deviant urges down to the truck stop.

We sit here poised on the threshold of a fresh new day.

Today can be the day in which Clown puts down his burden of anxiety and finally finds out precisely what my credentials are.

Will he be as timid and afraid as he has been before?

Why does johnforbes insist on making propositions to me when I have repeatedly told him I am not interested in his deviant advances. If only johnforbes were as "timid and afraid" as he pretends others are, I wouldn't continue to be assaulted with his perverse propositions.

Apparently johnforbes believes if he services me somehow then he will magically be able to post his credentials.

johnny, it doesn't work that way. You should be able to do it without doing me first.

At least TRY.

Tool, gold started this year at $1530. It is now at $1577.

That's now a gain of just 3% this year, down from the 10% gain of four days ago.


I guess you took another predictable hit this morning, didn't you, Tool.

As always, you're the perfect negative indicator.

This cloudy day, a Friday, gives Clown yet another chance to ascertain my true credentials.

He can look at them.

Clown knows how, so will he do so or will he run away as he always has before?

Well, gold is down to $1519 today, an $11 loss so far this year.

It's another big "win" for RealTool's Partisan Hate Retirement plan.

Perhaps this will be the day Clown is brave enough to actually ascertain my credentials?

Or will he remain a wimp?

Yes, johnny, I am absolutely brave enough to read a post of your credentials.

Somehow you are unable to figure out how to do it. You might as well unplug your toaster and give up.

But what is this bizarre infatuation you have with acquiring my credentials? I told you several times, I am not interested in any proposition from you. Stick to your truck stop boyfriends. You already know they are willing to stoop (or kneel) to your level.

Even though it is almost 7 pm, there is still plenty of time for Clown to learn my actual credentials today.

Why does he keep running away from finding out?

I'm right here, johnny.

And yes, there is plenty of time for me to read your credentials. But for some reason you keep running away from posting them.

You're a typical Trump-supporting coward.

Clown has run away yet again from finding out.

But tomorrow is another day, and assuredly tomorrow the day will be when Clown discovers his spinal column and actually takes the few simple steps needed to learn what he seeks to know.

Why does he keep running away?

RealTool is breathing a sigh of relief tonight. Gold closed at $1530 today, exactly where it was on January 1st.

His gold hoard is now flat for the year, which pretty much represents his most successful investment to date.

It's not often he manages to breakeven on anything.

Today, a sunny Saturday, is yet another opportunity for Clown to see my precise credentials.

Will he take those steps or run away like the coward Clown has always been?

Yes, johnny, you post them today, I will see them today. Go right ahead. I have the courage to read them.

Now, will johnforbes take those steps or run away like the coward he has always been?

It is almost 7pm on the East Coast.

Ample time remains in this day for Clownswisher to learn my credentials today.

But he keeps running away from the chance.

Johnnie can verify his credentials by explaining how stock splits create shareholder wealth.

@realDonaldTrump Dec 10, 2012

You can’t con people, at least not for long. If you don’t deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on. - The Art of The Deal

Elkin, there is a yawning chasm between reality and what can be explained to you.

It is Grand Canyon-esque in dimension.

Waiting for Johnnie to explain how stock splits increase shareholder wealth.....it's sounds to good to be true?

On a side note....maybe Trump will stop bragging about the stock market.

Today, a crisp and sunny day, would be idea to reveal my credentials to Clown.

Why does he keep running away from taking the little steps necessary to find out?

I'm right here, johnny. I've taken the step. Now reveal away.

Why do you keep running away like a typical Trump-supporting douche bag; all talk and no action?

Clown is too afraid to even take a baby step.

Today, a crisp and sunny day, would be idea to reveal my credentials to Clown.

Why does he keep running away from taking the little steps necessary to find out?

johnforbes is going to waste another ideal day by pretending he has the balls to reveal his credentials.

He talks big but continues to run away like a gutless Trump supporter.

I'm here, johnny, not running away but yawning in boredom at your weasel posturing.

Clown is too afraid to even take a baby step.

Why does he keep running away from taking the little steps necessary to find out?

Let's hope today is the day that Clown finds a little courage.

As we see, johnforbes wasted yesterday, and he will waste today because he's nothing more than a loud-mouthed Trump supporter without the manhood to actually walk the walk.

I'm not running away. I'm not even walking away. I'm right here. Post away, johnny.

Let's hope today is the day that johnforbes finds a little courage..............................................................................YEAH, RIGHT. Like THAT'S ever going to happen.

The first hints of twilight are appearing even as we speak.

But there is still time for Clown to learn what he wants today.

Clown is too afraid to even take a baby step.

Why does he keep running away from taking the little steps necessary to find out?

Let's hope today is the day that Clown finds a little courage.

I wonder if today is the day that Johnnie gets the courage to explain how stock splits can increase shareholder value. It's more important that ever for CEOs to split their stocks in this Trump induced meltdown....

Just things are justified.

Based upon our 72 years of reading Elkin's posts, his achievement of being named Dumbest Person on the Interwebs is quite justified.

We are all still waiting to hear your corporate proposal to shareholders about how stock splits will create shareholder value. We really need it now. Maybe you can pitch it to Trump. He doesn't seem to be bragging about the stock market any longer. Or maybe you can help out Silly...that 401k needs a quick win.....