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Ah yes, of course the wet ones - and just the way I like them!

If you couldn't tell, my tongue is already over there - the rest of me will follow. :twisted: Now where is that cherry??

Happy Independence Day!

Did someone say pie?

It's too fattening, but every few weeks I will have a little slice of what ever my mother has made.
She is such a good cook!
Yum!

"She's my cherry pie!"

Mmmmmm, pie....

Mmmmm . . . . Honora! Long time no see darlin' and that's a shame 'cause you look, Oh So Good!

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(couldn't remember how to post a link, guess you'll have to copy and paste, Sorry!)

honora wrote:"She's my cherry pie!"

Mmmmmm, pie....

You!

Stop disappearing for weeks and weeks on end. :x

honora wrote:"She's my cherry pie!"

Mmmmmm, pie....

Mmm, I could eat.

mandadees wrote:

honora wrote:"She's my cherry pie!"

Mmmmmm, pie....

Mmm, I could eat.

Manda, I did not know you liked to eat pie too. Care to share your secrets? I think we ought to get together with Honora. I learn best when I see the technique you will show me. I'll try to duplicate it. We may need to do many sessions. Think Honora will mind?

Thinker wrote:

mandadees wrote:

honora wrote:"She's my cherry pie!"

Mmmmmm, pie....

Mmm, I could eat.

Manda, I did not know you liked to eat pie too. Care to share your secrets? I think we ought to get together with Honora. I learn best when I see the technique you will show me. I'll try to duplicate it. We may need to do many sessions. Think Honora will mind?

FastFive wrote: You!

Stop disappearing for weeks and weeks on end. :x

Well when you put it that way, fine! I mean, it's not like I don't miss you!!


xoxo

Manda, I'm sure you taste sweeter

Honora - can we be the judge on who is sweeter? I'll be first in line.

Coffjr wrote:Honora - can we be the judge on who is sweeter? I'll be first in line.

First in line... but who to taste first?

honora wrote:Well when you put it that way, fine! I mean, it's not like I don't miss you!!


xoxo

So what's been keepin' you away from this corner of the web lately?

I've been here... but all alone. Really, very, lonely... chatting with myself in threads.... no fun there.

I logged into VW this morning to browse the latest sets and vote on them... but I realized it's been a while. I started scrolling back to find the last set I'd voted on and ended up on July 5th.

My bad!

So nice stuff so far this month. Too bad about the stolen crap and the utterly worthless sets in there. I really hate it when people don't even make the slightest effort. :roll: I think some don't even bother giving their camera lens a cursory wipe.

honora wrote:Manda, I'm sure you taste sweeter

Mmm, don't you remember? I do.

(I love that shirt propic of you sweetie! )

This thread has died again. :?

In an effort to start something, here's a link to a game we can all play!

30 Dirty "Would You Rather" Questions

Easy rules:
-If you're game to play, submit yourself to questioning.
-No holds barred.
-We can start with the list, but if you've got even better questions, go for it!

I'll submit myself... any ladies of the forum can ask me anything. :geek:

I know who I would taste first. Sorry Honora, but Manda cums first!

FastFive wrote:This thread has died again. :?

In an effort to start something, here's a link to a game we can all play!

30 Dirty "Would You Rather" Questions

Easy rules:
-If you're game to play, submit yourself to questioning.
-No holds barred.
-We can start with the list, but if you've got even better questions, go for it!

I'll submit myself... any ladies of the forum can ask me anything. :geek:

Thinker, You Devil you!

Ok Fast, Here is my question:

#10 Would you rather have sex while someone attractive is watching you, or would you want to watch someone have sex in front of you?

But let's make it more fun, I'll answer and I would love for anyone who reads it to answer too. Anyone can pose another question any time cuz you just quote the one you are answering. Get it?

Here's my answer, I would rather be watched. Maybe both if the chemistry were right. (But I would need my hair done and to lose a few pounds first!LOL!)

mandadees wrote:

FastFive wrote:30 Dirty "Would You Rather" Questions

Ok Fast, Here is my question:

#10 Would you rather have sex while someone attractive is watching you, or would you want to watch someone have sex in front of you?

But let's make it more fun, I'll answer and I would love for anyone who reads it to answer too. Anyone can pose another question any time cuz you just quote the one you are answering. Get it?

Here's my answer, I would rather be watched. Maybe both if the chemistry were right. (But I would need my hair done and to lose a few pounds first!LOL!)

My answer: I'm not averse to either/or... but given the option I'd rather be a participant than a spectator! 8-)

Next question for you manda, or anyone else:

#30 If you get a massage in a secluded room and no one could see you, would you rather get it from an average looking person of the opposite sex who discreetly brushes their hands around your privates quite often, or a very attractive person whose hands don’t go anywhere near your privates?

My answer: Option A. While a massage from a really sexy woman might seem tempting, to me... if there was no spark it would be a wasted effort. A massage, even from an "average looking" person, is already a kind of sensual experience... even in a completely legit, "above board" situation. My regular massage therapist is 110% totally professional, but the fact remains... I'm laying completely naked on her massage table and she's got her hands all over me. If the opportunity to have a little extra was there I would never turn it down. (Never happened, unfortunately.) :roll:

FastFive wrote:
My answer: I'm not averse to either/or... but given the option I'd rather be a participant than a spectator! 8-)

Next question for you manda, or anyone else:

#30 If you get a massage in a secluded room and no one could see you, would you rather get it from an average looking person of the opposite sex who discreetly brushes their hands around your privates quite often, or a very attractive person whose hands don’t go anywhere near your privates?

My answer: Option A. While a massage from a really sexy woman might seem tempting, to me... if there was no spark it would be a wasted effort. A massage, even from an "average looking" person, is already a kind of sensual experience... even in a completely legit, "above board" situation. My regular massage therapist is 110% totally professional, but the fact remains... I'm laying completely naked on her massage table and she's got her hands all over me. If the opportunity to have a little extra was there I would never turn it down. (Never happened, unfortunately.) :roll:

Oh that's easy, I would rather enjoy the massage that goes anywhere. Beauty is skin deep. I have to have a mental connection with someone.

Here is my next one.

#2 Would you rather cheat on me with your ex or with someone you’ve never been sexually intimate with before?

I would go with new experiences with one or two exceptions.

mandadees wrote:Oh that's easy, I would rather enjoy the massage that goes anywhere. Beauty is skin deep. I have to have a mental connection with someone.

Here is my next one.

#2 Would you rather cheat on me with your ex or with someone you’ve never been sexually intimate with before?

I would go with new experiences with one or two exceptions.

Unless my ex was a VS model, I'd say "new person". Generally, an ex is an ex for a reason. :roll:

#14 Would you rather spit or swallow when you go down on me?

Ok, for us guys it's not exactly the same, but I'd lap it up... I love it. I mean, I'll gladly stay down there 'til my tongue is numb... so definitely not a spitter.

Next? :twisted:

I hope someone joins us soon... :|

Not that I don't enjoy playing with you Manda.

Ooooh this would be a GREAT "game" to play in the car during a road trip

#30: I'd much rather get a massage from an average looking man and feel his hands all over me (ALL over!). This question might have been an easy one because it's actually a fantasy of mine. And as far as looks go, I tend to prefer the average over the extremely attractive type. There is a certain charm with the "average" guy that I can't quite explain. I just have never found that same kind of charm with a very attractive type (from my experience anyway).

#2: Definitely would choose a new person; again from personal experience.....just say no to exes! :lol:

A few of those questions are kind of gross; #17 ewww! :shock:

#14: I like to swallow, but LOVE to feel it on my face too. Not in my hair or eyes (if he can help it hehe), but that pulsing warm wetness on my lower face and lips really turns me on.

Hmmm I'll pick...

#3 Would you rather watch porn with me or read an erotic novel while touching each other?

I'd much rather watch porn with him. I'll even watch porn alone, but I think I'm a little more sex crazed than the typical woman. As much as I enjoy reading good erotica, it would be difficult for either of us to be reading and touching. The book would be too distracting.

FastFive wrote:
#14 Would you rather spit or swallow when you go down on me?

Ok, for us guys it's not exactly the same, but I'd lap it up... I love it. I mean, I'll gladly stay down there 'til my tongue is numb... so definitely not a spitter.

Lovely visual you gave me Fast. I'm going to go ahead and confess something: I've never been able to cum by getting oral alone. I've come so close though! Oh well, in the end I'm taken over the edge so well that it doesn't matter that much to me. But, it would be nice to experience an orgasm that way.

Jr, first in line? YES!

Oh yeah... #17... so wrong! :lol: :lol: :lol:

honora wrote:#14: I like to swallow, but LOVE to feel it on my face too. Not in my hair or eyes (if he can help it hehe), but that pulsing warm wetness on my lower face and lips really turns me on.

I need to go take a cold shower now...

Hmmm I'll pick...

#3 Would you rather watch porn with me or read an erotic novel while touching each other?

I'd much rather watch porn with him. I'll even watch porn alone, but I think I'm a little more sex crazed than the typical woman. As much as I enjoy reading good erotica, it would be difficult for either of us to be reading and touching. The book would be too distracting.[/quote]

I'll go with "watch" as well... same reason. Trying to read, holding a book with one hand while trying to pleasure her with the other... nah, I just see it all getting too complicated. Watching would definitely be the fun way to go... we could just play along, if ya' know what I mean. :twisted:

Next: #4 Would you rather be an occasional flasher and discreetly show off your body to an attractive neighbor, or a voyeur who peeps at a sexy neighbor when they’re undressing?

Now this is a funny one... given what website we're having this conversation on. :lol:

I'm more of a voyeur for sure, but not (obviously) against being the exhibitionist myself.

Same post as above, I just noticed I'd screwed up the formatting so this one makes more sense:

honora wrote:#14: I like to swallow, but LOVE to feel it on my face too. Not in my hair or eyes (if he can help it hehe), but that pulsing warm wetness on my lower face and lips really turns me on.

I need to go take a cold shower now...

honora wrote:Hmmm I'll pick...

#3 Would you rather watch porn with me or read an erotic novel while touching each other?

I'd much rather watch porn with him. I'll even watch porn alone, but I think I'm a little more sex crazed than the typical woman. As much as I enjoy reading good erotica, it would be difficult for either of us to be reading and touching. The book would be too distracting.

I'll go with "watch" as well... same reason. Trying to read, holding a book with one hand while trying to pleasure her with the other... nah, I just see it all getting too complicated. Watching would definitely be the fun way to go... we could just play along, if ya' know what I mean. :twisted:

Next: #4 Would you rather be an occasional flasher and discreetly show off your body to an attractive neighbor, or a voyeur who peeps at a sexy neighbor when they’re undressing?

Now this is a funny one... given what website we're having this conversation on. :lol:

I'm more of a voyeur for sure, but (obviously) not against having some fun being the exhibitionist myself.

Great idea for a Sunday night Fast. I'll take a round.

mandadees wrote:

FastFive wrote:
My answer: I'm not averse to either/or... but given the option I'd rather be a participant than a spectator! 8-)

Next question for you manda, or anyone else:

#30 If you get a massage in a secluded room and no one could see you, would you rather get it from an average looking person of the opposite sex who discreetly brushes their hands around your privates quite often, or a very attractive person whose hands don’t go anywhere near your privates?

My answer: Option A. While a massage from a really sexy woman might seem tempting, to me... if there was no spark it would be a wasted effort. A massage, even from an "average looking" person, is already a kind of sensual experience... even in a completely legit, "above board" situation. My regular massage therapist is 110% totally professional, but the fact remains... I'm laying completely naked on her massage table and she's got her hands all over me. If the opportunity to have a little extra was there I would never turn it down. (Never happened, unfortunately.) :roll:

Oh that's easy, I would rather enjoy the massage that goes anywhere. Beauty is skin deep. I have to have a mental connection with someone.

Here is my next one.

#2 Would you rather cheat on me with your ex or with someone you’ve never been sexually intimate with before?

I would go with new experiences with one or two exceptions.

I think I'll go with the all over massage, those really are the best kind, aren't they? A good massage is a great way to explore and learn about your partner's likes and dislikes as well. I would add that I prefer to give than receive most of the time. I find it very satisfying to give a good massage that goes all over. If it's done right, she won't be able or willing to move. It can be a great way to spend an afternoon don't you think?

Now the second question.

Oh Manda, what sane man or woman would cheat on you? But seriously to answer the question I am going to buck the trend and say I would choose an ex. I've really only loved three women in my life and each would light up the night for me like no stranger would. Besides I'm too damn shy at first, especially when the woman is one I truly am into. If I was not emotionally invested, I would go far quicker. Neither sounds as appealing to me as time spent with one of my own trio.

Ok, now for a new one:


#23 Would you rather try out new and crazy kinky sex ideas or have romantic sex? [Read: Top 50 types of kinky sex ideas]

Gotta go with the strange in my opinion. You just might find a new favorite kink! Whose up?

#10 Would you rather have sex while someone attractive is watching you, or would you want to watch someone have sex in front of you?

Answer: Have sex definitely. It would be easy to do with just Manda in the missionary position.

I have never watched anyone have sex. Would be interesting too.

#30 If you get a massage in a secluded room and no one could see you, would you rather get it from an average looking person of the opposite sex who discreetly brushes their hands around your privates quite often, or a very attractive person whose hands don’t go anywhere near your privates?

Answer: Full touch always. No touch is just a phrase meaning teasing. I want to be relaxed after a massage, not have blue balls.

#2 Would you rather cheat on me with your ex or with someone you’ve never been sexually intimate with before?

Answer: Neither. If this were truth or dare, I would take the dare on this one.

#14 Would you rather spit or swallow when you go down on me?

Answer: I agree with FastFive. However, I recently have been the beneficiary of female squirting. I'm not talking about that big flow of whatever, but the very warm and taste "glob." No sure what this is either but lapped it up and swallowed all I got. I figure it's not a one-sided thing. I can swallow too.

Honora, you need someone who can take you to the edge of orgasm repeatedly then over it. Done right, it is so intense.

#3 Would you rather watch porn with me or read an erotic novel while touching each other?

Answer: Read erotica while touching rather than porn without touching. One could read while the other touches, then switch.

#4 Would you rather be an occasional flasher and discreetly show off your body to an attractive neighbor, or a voyeur who peeps at a sexy neighbor when they’re undressing?

Answer: I like both but flashing is fun. I have a private backyard. I am nude there while working in the garden. I think it would be fun to have a neighbor lady catch me. My fantasy is that she comes down the driveway and peeks through the bushes because she hears noises in the backyard. When she sees me, she ducks behind a bush and continues looking but not before I secretly notice her. After tending the garden, my body is slippery with sweat. I masturbate in full view of her getting extra excited knowing I have an audience. I don't last long and quickly shoot a load. I hear her leaving as a smile comes across my face.

#23 Would you rather try out new and crazy kinky sex ideas or have romantic sex?

Answer: I like kink! Always fun every now and then.

honora wrote:that pulsing warm wetness on my lower face and lips really turns me on.

ie: the world's sexiest wet-look lip-gloss!

Thinker wrote:Answer: I like kink! Always fun every now and then.

Thinker, you forgot to add your choice for the next question.

I'm in.....

lets see

First questions first...
#10 Would you rather have sex while someone attractive is watching you, or would you want to watch someone have sex in front of you?
I'd rather be watched. Who knows, maybe we can lure the watcher to join in?

#30 If you get a massage in a secluded room and no one could see you, would you rather get it from an average looking person of the opposite sex who discreetly brushes their hands around your privates quite often, or a very attractive person whose hands don’t go anywhere near your privates?
I'd far prefer the "no holds barred" massage. True sexiness and eroticism is so much more than just looks. There has to be a plethora of sensations, the physical, the mental, and the emotional. It doesn't matter how "pretty" someone is, what matters is whether they get prettier or uglier in your own mind the more you spend time with them.

#2 Would you rather cheat on me with your ex or with someone you’ve never been sexually intimate with before?
I make it a habit to avoid cheating. But given this specific choice, I would go for the new person. But not for the reasons so far stated by others. Current relationships are put under far more strain when one person checks out exes as opposed to strangers. The history causes extra tension with the present relationship.

#14 Would you rather spit or swallow when you go down on me?
As Fast said, its a bit different for guys. But I LOVE the taste and feel of a nice, smooth pussy in my mouth! My goal is to cause as much pleasure as possible for my partner, and there is no better way to accomplish this. So yes, ladies, my tongue will do aerobics with the little man in your boat for hours.

#3 Would you rather watch porn with me or read an erotic novel while touching each other?
Watching porn and acting along is certainly high on the list, but one of the things I have often done is had the lady read her choice of erotica out loud to me while I go down on her. There's just something indescribable about hearing her voice catch and break as she tries to read. Also, more often than not, the erotica in question is written by me. I'm pretty certain I can get at least one endorsement on here as to my writing skill?

#23 Would you rather try out new and crazy kinky sex ideas or have romantic sex?
hmmmmmmm. Tough one. I'm a romantic at heart, so the romantic sex appeals. But still....pink leather hot pants and an ostrich feather can also do wonders for the soul..... I don't know. Depends how kinky, I guess. Dirty stuff involving excrement...HELL NO! But a silk scarf tying her (or me!) to a chair combined with creative use of chocolate sauce....I'M IN!!!!!!!

Now my choice for the next question....
I'm going to go off-menu for this one
#31 Would you rather fly across the country (in secret from your significant other) to meet someone you have an online relationship with, knowing that EVERYTHING would end after one magical weekend? OR just continue to flirt online with no actual physical contact ever?

Thumper wrote:I'm in.....

Now my choice for the next question....
I'm going to go off-menu for this one
#31 Would you rather fly across the country (in secret from your significant other) to meet someone you have an online relationship with, knowing that EVERYTHING would end after one magical weekend? OR just continue to flirt online with no actual physical contact ever?

Hey there Thumper,

That's a good question. I have had tickets arrive in the mail before. I haven't always gone but a few times I did and had a nice time. I think I would go. If the person is right, I would want to take it to the next level and just trust on the chemistry to decide if there were going to be more dates. Right now I am not going anywhere at all because I'm not feeling well so send positive thoughts. :cry:

Thumper wrote:#31 Would you rather fly across the country (in secret from your significant other) to meet someone you have an online relationship with, knowing that EVERYTHING would end after one magical weekend? OR just continue to flirt online with no actual physical contact ever?

It's the "in secret from your significant other" part of the question that changes the answer.

Would I cheat for a one night stand (or one weekend stand)? No, not a chance.

FastFive wrote:
ie: the world's sexiest wet-look lip-gloss!

So true! Hmmmm I think precum would be just as sexy

#4 Would you rather be an occasional flasher and discreetly show off your body to an attractive neighbor, or a voyeur who peeps at a sexy neighbor when they’re undressing?

I'd rather be the flasher, but not occasional :lol:

#23 Would you rather try out new and crazy kinky sex ideas or have romantic sex?

Romantic sex is overrated, and vanilla to me. I'd much rather try out new sex ideas. The only obvious problem with kinky sex is the person may not enjoy it. But kinky is so varied that (hopefully) it wouldn't be too difficult to find an idea that both would find thrilling.

#31 / Thumps question: Would you rather fly across the country (in secret from your significant other) to meet someone you have an online relationship with, knowing that EVERYTHING would end after one magical weekend? OR just continue to flirt online with no actual physical contact ever?

I wouldn't risk losing my significant other. But...if it's that kind of relationship, I may ask for a Hall Pass :lol:

Manda I'm sorry you aren't feeling well! Give me a shout if there is anything I can do! xoxo

Honora... you forgot to add the next question.

(Mind you, as I typed that I realized I did too.)

#20 If you were invisible for a whole day, would you rather grab boobs or grab butts of random girls / junk or butts of random guys?

Man, I just don't know! :lol: :lol: :lol:

It would totally depend on the girl... I'd evaluate and go for the whatever seemed the better option, case by case.

honora wrote:
Romantic sex is overrated, and vanilla to me. I'd much rather try out new sex ideas. The only obvious problem with kinky sex is the person may not enjoy it. But kinky is so varied that (hopefully) it wouldn't be too difficult to find an idea that both would find thrilling.

Ahhh....the thoughts that play through my head........... :shock:

honora wrote: I wouldn't risk losing my significant other. But...if it's that kind of relationship, I may ask for a Hall Pass :lol:

HEY! That's cheating! The whole reason I added the "in secret" part was to make the question harder, and more of a moral dilemma! Really...who WOULDN'T fly across the country to be with you, Honora, if there were no repercussions?

now, onwards...
#20 If you were invisible for a whole day, would you rather grab boobs or grab butts of random girls / junk or butts of random guys?

Hmmmm......tough call. While I like a lot of the luscious orbs of happiness I see on here, the reality is that I've always been an "ass guy". Firm, toned, muscular butts just do it for me. Besides, a little "slip" of the fingers and a place of magic and joy is found quickly! There's just something super-erotic (to me) about grabbing a girl's ass and sliding the fingers under her tattered denim shorts and feeling the soft wetness hidden within. (TMI?) :mrgreen:

mandadees wrote:Right now I am not going anywhere at all because I'm not feeling well so send positive thoughts. :cry:

Feeling any better M? A quiet weekend in helped to recover...?

Sorry you are feeling poorly Manda. Would a long massage in the warm sun feel good right about now?

I just logged in and it's been a while. I hope you are feeling a lot better sweet Manda. If you need some TLC, just let me know.

Dearest Honora - first in line for the taste (that's great) but I'd also try to be the first orally to bring you to that point, back off a bit and then start again to make you explode in pleasure - and yes, I would swallow! And it wouldn't just be a one time experience - it would be an afternoon to evening experience. Oh - BTW, I'm just an ordinary looking guy.

I'm too far behind to play the game but I am enjoying the answers given.

Y'all need to figure out a way to send invitations when you come up with something good like this.

Dangerous and Jr.... neither of you is too late to join in! Lets see those answers. Maybe you can lure the ladies back with your wit and wisdom!

Manda, are you feeling better yet? I can give you a complete physical if you'd like.... :twisted:

OK - here goes,

#10 Would you rather have sex while someone attractive is watching you, or would you want to watch someone have sex in front of you?

I’d rather watch and hope I’d get an invitation to join in! Manda, you are more than fine the way you are. :evil:

#30 If you get a massage in a secluded room and no one could see you, would you rather get it from an average looking person of the opposite sex who discreetly brushes their hands around your privates quite often, or a very attractive person whose hands don’t go anywhere near your shorts?

An average looking person brushing their hands all over me but then if I did that, it would leave out Manda, Honora and Trinity (just to name three) – they are all very attractive. So of course there would be exceptions.

#2 Would you rather cheat on me with your ex or with someone you’ve never been sexually intimate with before?

Tough question, I’m not a cheater – even though my ex did cheat on me. I’d never go back to her but if I were to cheat, I’d want someone I’ve never been with before.

#14 Would you rather spit or swallow when you go down on me?

Spit or swallow? Agree, not exactly the same for males. But I wouldn’t spit.

#3 Would you rather watch porn with me or read an erotic novel out loud while touching each other?

I’d rather watch porn so that way I have both hand free and I like using my hands to explore, gently rub or squeeze – which ever she likes.

#4 Would you rather be an occasional flasher and discreetly show off your body to an attractive neighbor, or a voyeur who peeps at a sexy neighbor when they’re undressing?

I’m a voyeur all the way! But I’ve been known to flash and have fun.

#23 Would you rather try out new and crazy kinky sex ideas or have romantic sex?

I want both! Romantic sex is nice but hey – let’s try something new for a change. :shock:

#31 Would you rather fly across the country (in secret from your significant other) to meet someone you have an online relationship with, knowing that EVERYTHING would end after one magical weekend? OR just continue to flirt online with no actual physical contact ever?

Not a fair question. Just because you meet someone from online doesn’t mean you have to stop that online relationship. Who knows – the relationship might be better afterward! :roll:

#11 Would you rather be on top or down while having sex?

Only two choices?? I’d rather be behind, again that way I can use my hands. But it really doesn’t matter with me – whatever my partner wants….where is that crazy kinky sex?? :evil: