The Amateur Message Boards of the World Famous VoyeurWeb

Good morning gorgeous!

Looks like a rain filled cloudy summer day here. Perfect for the morning paper and some Sunday Morning COFFee.

I read your note about Jeny, Manda and I hope Diego responds to her soon and that some notice of same shows up here on the boards.

Pass me the Times would you gorgeous?

Nice pic, Rock. Looks a darn sight better than what I've been posting. :roll: :roll: One of yours?

Hi Winston!

Hi guys!

I hope you all have a sexy relaxing Sunday!

I love that china cup RC, will you get me one?

mandadees wrote:Hi guys!

I hope you all have a sexy relaxing Sunday!

I love that china cup RC, will you get me one?

Will you hold it in a picture just like that one? :mrgreen:

China cup....going back to see....oh yea, there was a china cup.

Thumper, will you:)

My friend Jeny posts some yummy pics. Does yours have a name? RC's is Porsche he says, LOL! Who else has names for theirs? We need to know!

Can't say that I (or my wife/girlfriend at the time, whatever) have ever named it...

My contribution to the Recipe Cause..... He he

Delivery available, though I do recommend scheduling ahead for "larger' orders........He he.... 8-)

Natural, gluten free (and whitens teeth!)



http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-c ... 1481227041

OMG! I could cook a lot RC, are you up to it? Ha ha!

(I have white teeth, just sayin )

More recipes people!

Or we spank!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil: :lol:

I will purposely NOT post a recipe just to get a spanking! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I agree with John. I will take a spanking from Manda any day...then post a recipe!

mandadees wrote:My friend Jeny posts some yummy pics. Does yours have a name? RC's is Porsche he says, LOL! Who else has names for theirs? We need to know!

What are we naming? China cups would be weird...but if it is what you probably have switched to...

Thinker, the topic is pet names of cocks. My first girlfriend liked to shift me while driving.. A lot of fun I might add. And a freckled red head to boot. As for names, Porsche came about maybe six or seven years ago and I think from the shape. You know a Porsche is a high performance exotic and needs to be garaged. The conversation about the proper care and use of and garage for the Porsche still makes me smile.... I do like to practice backing in and out a lot, he he.....

Manda, pants are down waiting for my spanking.

I'm up to my elbows in peaches today. Making some peach pie filling and will be canning it later.

Pie! Mmmmmm

Pie served on Manda's belly! YUUUUMMMMM! :mrgreen:

Eating Manda's pie!!!!!


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

And btw, Manda, yes, Little Thumper has a name, yes he does the purple happy dance on command, and no, I'm afraid I probably shouldn't share that name out in the open!

John that sounds like it would tickle!

Thumper! Mmmmmmm love seeing you! :lol:

True, Manda... it would tickle me [pink] to eat pie off your belly! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I'm not a fan of sushi, but Nyotaimori with peach pie and Manda...?

Oh yes please! :mrgreen:

Second that.....

RC, Porsche can also imply that you are fast!

With my ex, I was Harry and she was Priscilla. Don't know why we picked those names. I did not shave so, yes, I was hairy. I think Priscilla was picked because it started with the same letter as Pussy.

Eating food from a woman's belly sounds like it would be fun. Who has done it?

Can't say I have, Thinker. Though I have done the whipped cream and chocolate syrup on other body parts. But that is not unusual.

Think,

I can ride her oh so fast,
Or ride her gentle loving and slow.
Always just the way she wants it to go,
Wait for it, wait for that whispered "oh... Oh..... Oh!"
then softly, she'll whisper "Mo, baby, mo , mo, Mo...?"
So we try to make it last and last and last......

And don't forget to grab her hair and nibble her neck......
She'll curl her toes by heck!

Now back to recipes.........

The semen recipes were a joke by the way, really a book and a really got the post from a girl I know who thought it amusing.

I did find one on the health benefits of semen though..... I'll have to look for it and post it.

Until then I'll

RC and Fast,

I would do that. Sexy.

Anyone ever done body shots?

RC, The poems make me smile. Thank you.

Manda, can't say I have... but if you want to volunteer to be my test subject, I'd be more than happy to give it a try. :mrgreen: :o :shock:

mandadees wrote:RC and Fast,

I would do that. Sexy.

Eat? Or be eaten off?

Apparently there's a place here in Montreal: http://www.montrealbodysushi.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Tres bien, Mssr. Cinq!

I'd want second helpings.....

Tish, you spoke French! :lol: :lol:

Yeah... I'm old.

Oui , Oui.

Now back to naked and food.....

I love, love, love sushi!!

I wouldn't lay still, I'd be eating myself naked!

ooohhhhh.... Manda, my mind went rampant with that comment. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Fast, that place in Montreal looks very interesting....I like how in one of the pics they make it look like a flower "down there"

Alright, so since Manda is waiting for me to post a recipe on here, I will share with you all a pretty simple and VERY good lasagna recipe. It really only took about 15 min. to prep and then it cooks in the oven; and even an Italian friend of mine thought it was really good! I used a 9"x13" baking pan but found it needs a little more spaghetti sauce....

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/easy-lasagna-ii/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oh and in case any of you actually click on the link, use ricotta cheese NOT cottage cheese. Lasagna is all about the ricotta

Honora, I've seen similar recipes. Looks good. Thanks for the tip about using ricotta and the extra sauce. Any recommendation on the brand of sauce?

I've not seen that brand, Manda. But I don't have Publix markets near me. I do have lots of other stores that do sell organic and healthier alternatives.

With so many varieties and flavors of spaghetti sauce out there, I was wondering if one flavor or type suited itself better to the lasagna recipe than others... in your experience, Honora.

Hiya John, I used Marinara sauce (I chose Barilla but really could be any brand). I also used just a little more than a pound of lean ground beef too but again up to you. One thing I found off at first is that you do not have to cook the lasagna noodles. You just layer them on and they turn out perfect when it's done.

Hi Honora,

Barilla is good. I was looking at a white chicken lasagna this morning I might like to try.


http://tandriantastytidbits.blogspot.co ... 4037639630" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

See what you think?

Honora, I knew about the not cooking the noodles. I had a recipe similar to yours but I lost it somewhere along the way. So thank you for posting it. I also like to crumble up Italian sausage and spread it in there.

Thank you all for posting. I love all these fun healthy new ideas!

Headed off to the local Farmer's Market. Need to pick up more local fruits and veggies for my smoothies.

Here's a little less healthy one
Call it Sunday Morning's "Hair of the Dog" :cry:

Deep Fried Tequila Shots

Only five steps separate you from deep-fried boozy bliss...
First: make an angel food cake (or, you know, buy one).
Next, cube it up into poppable bites.
After that, soak each cake cube in tequila,
then deep-fry the cubes in oil until they're golden on all sides.
Finally, sprinkle your shots with powdered sugar.

Placing them all in an actual salt-rimmed shot glass is up to you. (as is deep-frying the worm.)

I'm bummed. Long story short, got a blood clot from my bike crash. On medicine now, but I was told no exercise (jogging, biking, even fast walking) for a week. I even asked about sex...NONE! They don't want me to raise my blood pressure. I still think my giving oral sex would be OK. I get enjoyment pleasing. Think it raises my blood pressure too? Manda, care to put this to a scientific test?

That sucks, Thinker! (No pun intended!)

I know a bit about bike accidents, though I was lucky to avoid blood clots. The post-concussion syndrome took quite a while to wear off, though. I've got no advice for you, save to follow doctors' orders. It may be hard (again, no pun intended!), but exercise isn't worth dying for. Sex...maybe. Depends who with. Manda? Yeah, maybe. What a way to go! I could spend a lifetime rubbing and massaging that body of hers....especially her legs!


Sorry, got off topic...SQUIRREL!

The point being, Thinker, is take care of yourself!

Yeah... what Thumps said. He IS the voice of experience, Thinker. Take care of your self.

Here's a real live HEALTHY recipe that ought to make Manda happy.

Fruit/veggie smoothie

Ingredients for this particular pitcher- since it's always changing:
4 oz southern greens
2 oz power greens
8 oz green plant juice
8 oz unfiltered organic apple juice
water to suit
1 tbs Greek style honey yogurt
1 banana
1 peach
1 cup blueberries
1 cup cubed watermelon

Blend the crap out of it. Looks ugly but tastes good. I use whatever fruits I happen to feel like putting in. I'll sometimes add 1/2 avocado or some celery.

The entire pitcher is about 550 calories. It will last me all day.

HappyGal mentioned on one of her threads using aloe, watermelon water and cucumbers in a smoothie. I'll try the cucumber- after you are done with it, HG. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Thinker, I'm sorry to hear about your current situation but I will also add to please take care of yourself; of course being with Manda is gonna raise your blood pressure!! But really, I work in the medical field and a blood clot is serious business so relax for a week and then you should be good to go!