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Hillary and Henry sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G-E-R!

I don't recall who first posted this pearl of wisdom, but it bears repeating:

A proletarian poodle like Clownsucker will never get much of anything.

A rabid Rottweiler will argue in the Oxford Union before Grog will.

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#1 posted thread since the realignment, or whatever they call Igor's banishment.

I'd like to thank the numerous lackeys, mainly Forbes, that made it possible.

Beyond that, I think we should all take a moment to send prayers for and special thoughts to the perpetually-winning Insipid and his self-inflicted travails.

Forbes? I for one appreciate the softness of your hands and the deftness of your tongue.

I don't recall who first posted this pearl of wisdom, but it bears repeating:

A proletarian poodle like Clownsucker will never get much of anything.

A rabid Rottweiler will argue in the Oxford Union before Grog will.

Aren't any of the cadre worried about Insipid's absence?

Has he been carted off to an Obama FEMA reeducation camp?

Has he gone undercover with Fox or Breitbart to do some kind of journalistic exposé?

Did his own malevolent malignance finally overwhelm both his feeble mind and immune system?

Has he bunked and bunkered down with Leroy at either a federal penitentiary or a militia redoubt?

Did Forbes give him HIV after they ruffled through a taffeta-skirted bare-backing frenzy in Reince Priebus' rec room?


I would guess he hasn't been around because a combination of all of the above reasons, but most of all because Forbes gave him some really nasty STD. (Young Brandon? You probably should get your folks to take you to a doctor before stuff starts falling off. You're welcome.)

Lacking the time and inclination to plow through Grog's posting, I merely note:

I don't recall who first posted this pearl of wisdom, but it bears repeating:

A proletarian poodle like Clownsucker will never get much of anything.

A rabid Rottweiler will argue in the Oxford Union before Grog will.

What?!

I give Trans-Allegheny credit for having one of the first web sites in the 19th Century.

Even later, on that foggy morning in March of 1939 when I first logged onto this forum, my modem was made of pine.

:lol:

In the fall of said year, I upgraded to oak...Still working....

Surely with Christmas so close, the conservative cadre will pool their resources and find a way to post bail for Insipid.

Maybe Forbes could, for once, charge a nominal fee for the glory hole Hoovering he provides at The Tool House? Young Brandon could pawn some of the old Hot Wheels he no longer plays with? RealJustFreedManMe could get his dad to include a few extra bucks in his paycheck? TVD and Silly could scale down their planned cross-burning at the White House?

Tis the season for sharing and caring!

In the spirit of the season, I'd like to thank Grog for being so dependable a socialist moron.

It is as Insipid fears: Forbes refuses to charge for his glory hole talents.

Oh well, maybe the others will forgo their pleasures.

Despite Grog's gay obsessions, and his overall gayness, in the spirit of the season, I'd like to thank Grog for being so dependable a socialist moron.

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 -- June 22, 2008)

Despite Grog's gay obsessions, and his overall gayness, in the spirit of the season, I'd like to thank Grog for being so dependable a socialist moron.

Happy New Year.

What year is it?

A new year relates to a new start -- a fresh beginning.

In that spirit, I'd like to post something fresh and new, wise and profound:

A proletarian poodle like Clownsucker will never get much of anything.

A rabid Rottweiler will argue in the Oxford Union before Grog will.

Let's bump this in case Insipid gets some kind of New Year's Pardon, or at least probation.


Forbes? A little to the left.

Ahhhhhhh. Thank you!

A new year relates to a new start -- a fresh beginning.

In that spirit, I'd like to post something fresh and new, wise and profound:

A proletarian poodle like Clownsucker will never get much of anything.

A rabid Rottweiler will argue in the Oxford Union before Grog will.

Much madness is divinest sense
To a discerning eye;
Much sense the starkest madness. . .

Assent, and you are sane;
Demur, - you're straightway dangerous,
And handled with a chain
.
-Emily Dickinson

I heard a fly buzz as I posted.

Help me! Help meeee!

What?!

The belle of Amherst could not salvage this forum.

^^^^^The Dingaling of Virginia can't manage a humorous post on this forum.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre, the Clownslacker cannot hear -- much less heed -- the wisdom of Forbes.

I don't know about Clownslacker, but if I were hearing and heeding such things, I would be hallucinating.

I know it's normal in your nice home with the men in white coats, johnny, but out here, hallucinating is a bad thing.

January is the cruellest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land of Clownlicker's posts.

And mixing memory and rational desire for coherent postings, stirring Clownsucker's dull posts with winter snow.

johnforbes lives the unexamined life.

Socrates said "Clownlicker's life has been examined and found not worth living."

As many of you know, I went to school with Socrates. Pretty nice kid. Everybody called him "Soc" except, of course, when he was on the soccer team.

Then he was called "Soc Soc."

oh huh......

That's the odd thing.

Socrates was very assertive in school.

A real know-it-all...

wtf?

And he believed in God.

Wasn't Leibnitz sorta co-inventor of calculus?

nah, just another jew imposter......

This a is good.....

Whyyyyyy, I've got a heart of steel.....

Cynthia Mckinney: AIPAC is in total control of US Government & few Americans know anything about it

What's the meaning of this?

The US assisted Israel in developing the hydrogen bomb, according to a declassified report by the US Department of Defense. The move violated international laws the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Act enacted in 1978 which codified the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty the US signed......

I don't believe this shit! RIP JFK.......psssst, JFK attempted to prevent this.....the rest is history....

(NaturalNews) I miss America.

I am serious on this one......

food for thought......

http://jacobbacharach.com/2015/02/18/on ... ne-mights/
http://www.prisonplanet.com/america-has ... -1776.html
http://www.ronpaulinstitute.org/archive ... st-allies/

jack-queen Rubenfeld returns....

‘Pee-wee’s Big Holiday
’ Movie Coming to Netflix

pitiful.....

:lol:

Point is, I'm beginning to miss Lawrence Welk.......

Alright! Let's stop fuckin' around!

WTF?!!!!

Page 2?

You guys need to keep Malcolm's anti-antisemitism a lot, LOT closer to the top. He's put a lot of effort into it and deserves more prominent placement.

His brother Insipid has once again lost his day room privileges, so let's help Malcolm out.

Thank you.

:lol:

"shalom" Grogstein...We can deal with anything but the unknown...thanks for coming out.....