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Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:37 am
by DangerousDi
Thinker: Mine came true, did yours? Now it is time to concentrate on Valentine's day. The day guys hate, and women expect gifts. What do you think of Valentine's guys and girls? My husband believes it is a time you should show your love to the other person. I am a gift person so I like to give gifts. Okay let your mind go dirty there, that works too.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:40 am
by Thinker
DDi, Glad you dreams have cum true already. Your hubby is always "on" it! (Should I give the standard Facebook comment? "Pictures? Without pictures, it did not happen!") ;) Let's just say mine would have but I decided to wait for someone special.

Valentine's Day. Ugg. Can I get a free pass if I claim that I am romantic throughout the year and don't need a special day to show my love? No? I did not think so! :)

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:06 am
by DangerousDi
Thinker: If it was a plan and you would have a woman to take pictures of and sex as the reward, would you think differently about Valentine's and surprise her also?

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:22 am
by Thinker
Now that you put it that way...it doesn't seem so bad.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:28 am
by DangerousDi
Thinker: That is a fair trade and gifts don't always have to be from the store. Think out of the box.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:31 am
by Thinker
With your earlier comment, I am thinking about the "box!" :D

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:03 am
by DangerousDi
Thinker: Ha Ha......if have a date on Valentine's of course dinner is expected, but I might be able help you come up with a special GIFT.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:22 pm
by Thinker
Some Dick
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Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:26 pm
by Thinker
DDi, I will definitely seek special gift ideas.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:41 pm
by DangerousDi
Thinker: Good picture there, someone was really creative.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:37 pm
by Jbe
Happy Bacon Week! I don't make 'em up... I just reports 'em. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:38 pm
by Thinker
Best Week Ever!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:49 am
by 327retro
I know what to do for Valentine's day. In honor of Bacon week some bacon & eggs for Sugar's V day breakfast. :)

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:48 am
by DangerousDi
Hope all you guys know what to do for Valentine's day. Hope it isn't candy, flowers and just dinner.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:49 pm
by rockclimber
Oh, Di......
It's never what we buy,
It's that little thing I do with my tongue..........He he......


"Oh Happy Valentine...
Dearest Enchantress...Little VW Girl....."
He whispered in her ear with a Kiss and then a sweeping twirl,
"Be Mine, be mine..."
Sweeping through the air....His soft murmer,
His lips entice her......
"Be Mine for the night or forty thousand and sixty nine....."
Our legs entwine,
Your thigh draped over mine,
Slow sips of mulled wine,
my hand in thine....
Twould you were my Valentine......


May the kisses of a thousand angels dust your skin,
With pleasures and joys and a dash of dark erotic sin.......

Happy Valentines...!


I'll never be Yeats, or even Skeetz,
But 'tis the best I can do,
And it's just for you....!

No more need be said......


Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:55 am
by DangerousDi
RC: It isn't that flower/candy/dinner a gift are bad, it all of it that counts. What a woman wants is romance.

Pics over the years as I loved being creative with them it has been a challenge for me to plan it
Year 0 didn't didn't show...goods in a sexy long white dress and whoops a nipple showed
Year 1 a red white striped bra with white hearts and red sweater and pulled it up and took it off
Year 2 wore a bra and matching panty in purplish pink with bowa (sp) feather on the top of the bra. Laying in bed with white sheets, foiled candy chocolate hearts matching the color. Lights wrapped around me.
Year 3 wore a bowa (sp) feathers and red slut shoes and chair was the theme (posted one time on VW)
Year 4 Red teddy that is all jeweled up, again in the bed
Year 5 Red baby doll see through with hearts worked into the fabric and fringe on the bottom. Lots of red, like red sheets, red candles and did my hair up
Year 6 Pink baby doll, and Valentine garland and wrapped it around me as if I was tied up
Year 7 Red dress that was also a skirt, did pictures out the window in San Fran bay on the balcony with the taxi cab guy below watching the whole time and I didn't even notice
year 8 All white teddy, white jacket with a pinkish satin sheet behind and got a WOW< WOW when I walked out.
Year 9 hearts hanging down from the ceiling foil red. I can't remember what I wore.
Next five years I don't even remember some times I like to use colors that aren't just red/white/pink for Valentines like purple....
After pictures is always sex, that is the reward for the pictures. I would have to go and look on the computer.

We have wine after pictures, then sex after that. We have played games, and I give him challenges since I do all the planning. Just a few, but the last one he was too busy. Then too busy with people building on rooms for 9 months, cut into our fun. However, when he retires we will have lots of time. LOL

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:49 pm
by Thinker
I am taking my Valentine to see Les Miserables. After that, who knows?

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:19 am
by DangerousDi
Thinker: hope it turned out well.....

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:31 am
by Thinker
It did but not in that sense. The musical was fantastic. Went back to her place and her daughter was still up so we just cuddled on the couch. That was nice too!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:28 am
by DangerousDi
Thinker: Glad you are getting close to someone that is great.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:16 pm
by DangerousDi
How many are part IRISH, I am 1/4 and like potato home made soup. YUMMY

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:54 pm
by Thinker
That's right. St. Patty's Day is cumming up in a couple of weeks. Just thought of something I might be able to make.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:30 pm
by rockclimber
I've got a perfect one Think, Jameson's, easy to make ....twist pour swallow...... ha ha!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:29 pm
by Thinker
rc, 3 steps...all 1 word...now that is simple enough even for me! ;)

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:18 am
by DangerousDi
Not too far off a little luck for the Irish. Get lucky.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:32 am
by Coffjr
Happy St Patrick's Day! :mrgreen:

jr

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:43 pm
by rockclimber
Hiontach!!

Raise your glasses,
to all the lovely irish Lasses,
With lovely nipples and perky asses,
Who smile and return our rogueish passes.....!!

Happy St Paddy's Day to All!!!!

Here's a bit of music to while away the eve,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDEm_Ib ... e=youtu.be

With a sip Jameson
or a Guinness, a Harp or Black and Tan,
A brief reprieve,
Some erotic fun,
And "tension" she'll relieve.......


More bad poetry, but I do try to please my Muse......

Go gcuire Dia an t-ádh ort!
Sonas ort!




:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:22 pm
by DangerousDi
RockClimber: Back at you.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:58 pm
by Thinker
I like your name tag!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:40 pm
by DangerousDi
Thinker: Whom are you referring to?

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:29 am
by Thinker
RockClimber's. He has a name tag in his signature line with the name Pat McRotch. I would like someone to "pat my crotch!"

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:33 am
by DangerousDi
Thinker: I didn't read all of it....so good.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:05 pm
by DangerousDi
Easter is on the way, great way to do pictures is put an Easter egg in your pussy, or jelly beans and you legs in the air. Makes a great picture.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 7:30 am
by Greydawg
Happy Mother's Day to all you lovely ladies out there who have someone calling them "Mom". Enjoy the day because today is all about you. :D

Thinker said it very nicely on the SMC. "Happy Mother's Day to all of our wonderful ladies and their Moms! Thanks to you, we exist!"

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 7:21 am
by mandadees
:D Happy Memorial Day!


8-)
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Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 2:25 pm
by Thinker
Happy Memorial Day! Thanks to all of those men and women who have given their lives in battle! Because of you, America exists!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:54 am
by Greydawg
Happy Canada Day to all the Canucks here. :D

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:34 pm
by Greydawg
It's also the first day of National Ice Cream Month. :D

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:02 pm
by Thinker
Oh boy, ice cream. A little on the clit won't cause shrinkage...for long. ;)

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:08 am
by Greydawg
Happy Independence Day, America.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:42 am
by Thinker
Happy 4th of July everyone! Hope you all have a fun day planned. Happy Birthday America!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:50 am
by Greydawg
Happy National Milk Chocolate Day.

National Milk Chocolate Day

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:22 pm
by mandadees
I am ready for the weekend! Happy Labor Day Weekend everyone! :)

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:17 pm
by Turtle
Happy Labor day weekend to you too! Any big plans?
Little grilling, swimming and good old relaxation for me.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 6:54 am
by Jbe
My big Labor Day weekend plans... gotta do monthly billing for my biz... and then start to get stuff ready for a road trip. Yup, it's almost that time of the year to head north to Washington state for some whitewater rafting and visit with friends and family up that way.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:46 pm
by Thinker
Will be grilling brats. Also I got clearance from the doctor today to be able to be active...so I will dust off the wrecked bike and try it again.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:31 pm
by RCNCO
Think,

Glad you got clearance. Clots can be a big deal. Take it easy and enjoy the weekend.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:11 pm
by mandadees
Good news Thinker!

I'll take a beer and a brat. Happy Labor Day! :D :D

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:44 am
by HappyGal
Half Polish half German.. A beer and a brat is about as good as it gets. Thinker and Manda would be fun to enjoy that together... I know we are all in the south!!!! Just saying...but happy weekend! I am living up to my nick this weekend for sure!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:25 am
by Thinker
Come to NC, and we'll have a party!