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Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:30 pm
by Clownkicker
Lacking any sense of humor beyond the most obvious of puns, johnforbes could never see the joke in that clip, Malcom.

johnny's type just--don't--get it.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:44 am
by johnforbes
A proletarian poodle like Clownsucker will never get much of anything.

A rabid Rottweiler will argue in the Oxford Union before Grog will.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:39 pm
by Intrepid
Having taken the tempered and seasoned ash ax handle of the Painful Truth and delivered to Grog only the latest in a long, long series of epic beat downs (in this, the epic beat down arena, I have to, in all modesty, share the stage with many others who have also grown tired of Grog's pedantic, sophomoric [if not freshmanistic, to coin a phrase], pathetic and frankly, sad attempts to draw attention to himself), to the point that he had to invent another persona (Malcom) in order to show his ugly, hook nosed, non kosher, ethnic mug around here,

and;

Having revealed the poster posing as ClownDicker to be the drug addled, self admitted pot head and heroin junkie (did you ever stop skin popping like a little punk bitch, and start taking it in the arm like the really cool kids do?) Loser Lucky (whom I had to school in the true meaning of the acronym ISIS, among many, many other corrections I have had to administer), the Marxist Useful Idiot supporter of the Dear Leader Hussein MaoBamma. The one who sits around (on the frayed sofa with the legs cut off, in a flop with newspapers taped to the windows and concrete blocks holding up planks where he precariously balances the speakers of his stereo (that was the result of a successful dumpster dive) that endlessly play a worn out 8 track cartridge of the greatest hits of the Grateful Dead, circa 1969) in his faded and tattered Che tee shirt, bemoaning the latest failure of someone, ANYONE, to lead us as we march arm in arm into the brave new dawn of the bold socialist Utopian workers paradise as he huffs and puffs, his bong closely resembling the forge of the village smithy of old as he burns bale after bale of the sacred herb in a futile attempt to find his mellow.

Like, wow man....

Yes it's true.

It's good to be me.

Mazel Tov!


Winning.


PS and personal for Grog/Malcom: She was laughing at you the entire time. You DO realize that, don't you?



Still winning.

Now, dance and rave. I jerked your leash and I expect you to preform, just like the funky junkie monkey you are.
The floor is yours Comrade Loser Lucky.......

Of course, Grog/Malcom is free to rattle the bars of his cage and shriek as well.


And yes, I'm STILL winning.
Fuck Yeah!

(I own you bitches)

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:09 am
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^This clueless dumbfuck just pissed away twenty minutes of his life on another "still whining" igno-rant. :lol:

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:48 am
by johnforbes
Looking back over the 72 years I've been on this forum, there have been many people who post here.

But Clowndoper remains among the top ones in terms of raw stupidity and kneejerk leftism.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:45 am
by Clownkicker
Now that's the most wrong thing you've ever posted here, johnny.
A knee jerk leftist (or knee jerk anything else) is the antithesis of my thinking.

If you had any intelligence you would recognize that fact from my postings.

Try to come up with anything I've posted that demonstrates knee jerk thinking.
You can't.
Everything I post can be defended rationally, unlike you who can't defend anything you post.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:33 am
by Intrepid
Comrad loser Lucky, the malignant Marxist and junkie pothead stoner, obeys my command to perform. Do I own this bitch or what? Now, where are the two others, Larry and Curly Joe?

Anybody want to take the over/under on how long before his next performance?

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:34 am
by johnforbes
Looking back over the 72 years I've been on this forum, there have been many people who post here.

But Clowndoper remains among the top ones in terms of raw stupidity and kneejerk leftism.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:21 pm
by Clownkicker
Go ahead, johnny, and give an example of my 'leftist' thinking. You don't even have to come up with an example of 'knee jerk' thinking, which I already know you can't.

You can't because you've got nothin, as always.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:11 am
by johnforbes
Perhaps the most egregious example was that day, early in 1956, when Clownslacker said: "I love Marx."

And, sad to say, Clowndoper was not citing Groucho Marx.

Looking back over the 72 years I've been on this forum, there have been many people who post here.

But Clowndoper remains among the top ones in terms of raw stupidity and kneejerk leftism.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:40 am
by Clownkicker
^^^^Nothin again...

This clown johnforbes is pathetic. :cry:

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:56 am
by johnforbes
It was a cloudy afternoon, early in 1956, when Clownslacker said: "I love Marx."

And, sad to say, Clownsucker was not citing Groucho Marx.

Looking back over the 72 years I've been on this forum, there have been many people who post here.

But Clowndoper remains among the top ones in terms of raw stupidity and kneejerk leftism.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 5:56 pm
by Intrepid
Loser Lucky, the malignant Marxist, how many examples do we need of your emotion driven, knee jerk reactionary leftist mindset? You used to come here bleating about, "Peak oil." Then when that was proven to be a complete hoax perpetrated by leftists bent on destroying the economy by demanding we give up carbon based fuels, you abandoned that ludicrous position fully.

Now it's the lunatic fallacy of man caused global warming that the (you) leftists are counting on to help destroy the American way of life.

You can throw your little tantrums, call names and stamp your little foot.

But you are a leftist ideologue through and through.

Sucks to be a funky junkie monky pothead stoner Marxist.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:47 pm
by Grog
WTF?!

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:12 pm
by johnforbes
Grog cannot fool me with his cybernetic abbreviations.

I'm running an IBM PC Jr with dual floppy drives.

To be fair, though, Grog's need for blepharoplasty reveals his own floppy face.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:11 pm
by Grog
Insipid? Forbes is fancifying. What tribute do you have for me?

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:36 pm
by johnforbes
Grog is plain, not in his speech but certainly in his horrific appearance.

To be fair, though, Grog's need for blepharoplasty reveals his own floppy face.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:33 am
by Intrepid
Grog/Malcom must be feeling especially insignificant again. He shows up demanding attention like an infant that needs his diaper changed. Grog/Malcom feels anxious and frightened if no one pays any attention to him and causing trouble is the only way he can get attention. He has no accomplishments and contributes nothing of value to the general welfare.

So, here is a twofer for 2/3s of the Three Stooges trio:
Having taken the tempered and seasoned ash ax handle of the Painful Truth and delivered to Grog only the latest in a long, long series of epic beat downs (in this, the epic beat down arena, I have to, in all modesty, share the stage with many others who have also grown tired of Grog's pedantic, sophomoric [if not freshmanistic, to coin a phrase], pathetic and frankly, sad attempts to draw attention to himself), to the point that he had to invent another persona (Malcom) in order to show his ugly, hook nosed, non kosher, ethnic mug around here,

and;

Having revealed the poster posing as ClownDicker to be the drug addled, self admitted pot head and heroin junkie (did you ever stop skin popping like a little punk bitch, and start taking it in the arm like the really cool kids do?) Loser Lucky (whom I had to school in the true meaning of the acronym ISIS, among many, many other corrections I have had to administer), the Marxist Useful Idiot supporter of the Dear Leader Hussein MaoBamma. The one who sits around (on the frayed sofa with the legs cut off, in a flop with newspapers taped to the windows and concrete blocks holding up planks where he precariously balances the speakers of his stereo (that was the result of a successful dumpster dive) that endlessly play a worn out 8 track cartridge of the greatest hits of the Grateful Dead, circa 1969) in his faded and tattered Che tee shirt, bemoaning the latest failure of someone, ANYONE, to lead us as we march arm in arm into the brave new dawn of the bold socialist Utopian workers paradise as he huffs and puffs, his bong closely resembling the forge of the village smithy of old as he burns bale after bale of the sacred herb in a futile attempt to find his mellow.

Like, wow man....

Yes it's true.

It's good to be me.

Mazel Tov!


Winning.


PS and personal for Grog/Malcom: She was laughing at you the entire time. You DO realize that, don't you?



Still winning.

Now, dance and rave. I jerked your leash and I expect you to preform, just like the funky junkie monkey you are.
The floor is yours Comrade Loser Lucky.......

Of course, Grog/Malcom is free to rattle the bars of his cage and shriek as well.


And yes, I'm STILL winning.
Fuck Yeah!

(I own you bitches)

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:55 am
by johnforbes
Whatever did happen to James?

He was another entertaining leftist loser, like lackluster lame Lucky.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:00 pm
by Grog
There we go!

Good to see Insipid is still, in his own word, WINNING, just like Charlie Sheen a couple years ago. :lol:

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:27 am
by johnforbes
Whatever did happen to James?

He was another entertaining leftist loser, like lackluster lame Lucky.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:38 am
by Malcolm
A grand mal seizure @ Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:33 am.....

Shame on you, Grog.....You cyber bully, you!

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:05 pm
by johnforbes
Dilantin would not cure Grog's petit, or grand, cognitive lockups.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:32 am
by Malcolm
"I am interested only in ‘nonsense’; only in that which makes no practical sense. I am interested in life only in its absurd manifestation"....... :shock:


Alot of this shit going around!!! :lol:

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:27 am
by Intrepid
Somebody needs to change Grog's diaper again. He's feeling neglected and is demanding attention.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:09 pm
by johnforbes
Once a week, they wheel Grog out into the dayroom at his mental health facility.

Sadly, there's a computer there -- state of the art, with DOS 3.1 and Windows 95.

So Grog logs on.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:26 pm
by Grog
:lol: A quick drive by to make sure Insipid is still

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:46 pm
by johnforbes
Grog's appearance was not of his own volition.

I have ordered him to post weekly, and weakly.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:17 pm
by Intrepid
OK VW Admin, time to shut it down.....wait, that's been tried hasn't it? By none other than Mal-Grog-com. And how did that work out?

Epic failure.

But at least the champion failure keeps bumping his own thread so that we, in the words of his large nosed ethnic group, NEVER FORGET! his epic failure and surrender....to me. Not surprising, no one of any consequence takes anything from the Great White North seriously. Irrelevance is the national pastime after all. That and trying to turn the entire output of the Molson brewery into urine, as quickly as possible, eh? Nothing else to do except get shit faced and watch it snow.

But, on the other hand, VW DID manage to shut down Grog....and Loser Lucky.....and the late, not so great failed scam artist and exceptionally untalented shoplifter, James.

The Three Petulant and Chronically Obnoxious Pustules Pimples on the Ass of Progress. May you be joined together once again (very soon) in the Valhalla of Internet Failures. You three must be so proud!

(she was laughing at you the entire time Grog/Malcom, in between those gut rumbling, foghorn-like beer farts anyway...you do realize that don't you?)


Winning?
Yeah.
Fuck Yeah, Winning.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:30 pm
by Clownkicker
^^^^^^Oh cripes, this guy is stupid. :lol:

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:16 am
by Intrepid
Right on cue, the little ankle biter comes scampering out from under the bed, snarling and yapping.

I whistle, he obeys.

Owned.


Winning.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 7:05 pm
by Grog
I must say I'm a little disappointed that this was allowed to fall down nearly to the bottom of the front page, but what the heck?

Insipid, me and some of the boys chipped in to show our appreciation for your tireless efforts around here. Please feel free to use this in your profile so that all will know your special status around here.

You're welcome! (Looks like you gotta drag [Calm down on the "drag" part, Forbes] a little to see the full tribute.)

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 7:22 pm
by johnforbes
I'm walkin' in the rain,
Tears are falling and I feel the pain
Why, why, why, why
Won't Grog just go away?

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:32 pm
by Grog
Calm down, Forbes.

We knew you'd become jealous and insecure, so we go you got you something of your own.

Even though we know you have countless similar models, we knew you'd not only enjoy it, but utilize it.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:06 am
by johnforbes
Calm down, Grog.

Your gayness was long ago established, as was your inability to engage in rational discourse.

I'm walkin' in the rain,
Tears are falling and I feel the pain
Why, why, why, why
Won't Grog just go away?

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:19 pm
by Grog
WTF?!

This fell to the second page again!

Was Insipid once more unable to post bail despite his "Winning" certificate?!

Forbes? Maybe you could turn a dozen or so extra tricks, at whichever gay enclave you're cruising these days, to post the $200 necessary to spring Insipid from the joint (if you're lucky he might then spring onto your joint. JustFreedMAnMe might not like it, but no one doubts you will).

Chop chop!

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:55 am
by Malcolm
Not that!

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 10:21 am
by johnforbes
Grog's gayness was long ago established, as was his inability to engage in rational discourse.

I'm walkin' in the rain,
Tears are falling and I feel the pain
Why, why, why, why
Won't Grog just go away?

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:15 am
by Malcolm
I'm waitin' on the vortex shit...

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:18 am
by johnforbes
Grog is a sad sack...

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:53 am
by Clownkicker
...as opposed to johnforbes being a happy sack?

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:59 pm
by johnforbes
Why, thank you, Clownslacker, for that pleasant inquiry as to my health and disposition on this fine autumnal afternoon.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:37 am
by Malcolm
(NaturalNews) Scientists at Johns Hopkins Medical School have identified a mysterious virus that literally makes people stupid, and it has so far been found in about 45% of the people tested.

The discovery of the "stupid" virus, normally found in algae, was revealed at the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The study, entitled "Chlorovirus ATCV-1 is part of the human oropharyngeal virome and is associated with changes in cognitive functions in humans and mice" is found at this link on the PNAS.org website....


fuck ebola!

:lol:

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:25 pm
by Grog
Once again, WTF?!

Are you guys going to pool some slivers from your ISIS coins to bail Insipid out of jail so he can get back to "winning" again?

Forbes? Maybe you need to change chap-stick flavors.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:51 pm
by johnforbes
Calm down, Grog.

Your gayness was long ago established, as was your inability to engage in rational discourse.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:33 pm
by Grog
When someone, anyone, here engages in even the pretense of "rational discourse," let me know.

But, you'd be the last person to do or even understand that, Forbes.

How do you shave, your legs and armpits, without doing what needs to be done to yourself?

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 8:11 am
by johnforbes
Calm down, Grog.

Your gayness was long ago established, as was your inability to engage in rational discourse.

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:10 pm
by Malcolm
How do you shave, your legs and armpits, without doing what needs to be done to yourself?

:lol:

John, ya have to admit, that's a good one.... :lol:

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:01 pm
by Malcolm
Shut 'er down Karla.......

A “boozed-upHillary Clinton suffered a secret collapse during a recent vacation – and now worried advisers want her to do a secret stint in rehab before her White House run!

Re: VW ADMIN

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:48 am
by johnforbes
In Hillary's defense, she would have to be drunk to hang around Bill.

And he would have to drink to hang with her.

Although, I don't drink, I may have to take it up if I post more about either one of these dishonest creeps.