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Thinker: A beer belly I wouldn't have thought you had one.

Retro: Beer is good, I agree. But I can only drink one and it fills me up, so I drink cheap wine. LOL Healthy die for sexy? Healthy diet for getting some. :lol:

DDi, I don't have a beer belly. Most people think I am skinny, but they don't see me naked. I do have a little belly but not large enough to hold a beer!

Thinker: See I knew you weren't going to be bad at all. How about your propic of some type?

Retro: White Zin - I am not into the darker wines too bitter. I did find one at a wine tasting event I went to, but we couldn't find where the guy had his store. LOL back on the side of the building with no sign. Anyway it was a very sweet wine.

Coff: yeah the belly thing starts in the 30's probably that "T" stuff you guys have that messes ya up, as you grow older and trust me I think 30 is young.

Happy Eat What You Want Day. Now doesn't that lead the mind to wander... :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Happy Eat What You Want Day! Ladies...any volunteers? I promise I won't disappoint!

Watch your Sugar intake today, Grump! Could be bad for your health! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Sugar is going to have a surprise, isn't she.

Retro: Mother's day was great. Started out with sex, and I told my husband Happy Mother's day. Lol. We have a wonderful day, spent it in a place we did 20 years ago with our adult kids.

DDi: Your hubby is a lucky man getting the treat for Mother's Day.

Retro: Nope that wasn't how I became a mom. Were in Canada on a trip for Valentine's day, on a fertility pill and it happened. Went to dinner and wore a sexy dress, came back and did some pictures, had sex and got pg. That is how I became a mom. I just had to jab my husband and say Happy Mother's day to him, because he wanted sex. Wasn't like it was Father's day treat. LOL

Urbandictionary.com can answer a lot of questions about young ones. My son asked me something the other day and I had no idea, I looked it up and spelled something else and it was nasty and he said how did you get that, I looked it up and it said this, and go oh there goes my spelling again.

Thinker: that is why I ribbed him, I thought there ya go.

DDi, I think your husband "jabbed" you on Mom's Day! :roll: Hope you had a great one.

Thinker: Cute

Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!

Now that is a good holiday, who doesn't love home made chocolate chips? In fact I made them gluten free for my dh about every two weeks.

Had I known it was National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, I would have eaten my last one and made more! Instead I played tennis for a couple of hours. That was fun too.

Retro: That was great, Chocolate muffin. :lol:

Thinker, okay least we know through this divorce, you still have friends. However, I have heard working out, and then eating chocolate (as in chocolate chip) or any kind you defeat your effort. Now I walk several days a week and I still have my chocolate and love it. Not talking about ebony chocolate, I mean real candy. Okay just can't say a word with out it being sexual. CANDY.....

Grumpy, I've also missed Chocolate Muffin. She always had some GREAT contris... but it appears she went to the dark side- no pun intended- and is staying over "there". :cry: :cry: :cry:

Just in case some of you have no idea who we are talking about, it's OhGirl... whose username was Chocolate Muffin.

I love eating chocolate, especially the ones with creamy, pink centers. Licking my lips good. Or is it her lips. Either way, it melts in your mouth, ...

JBE: Thought Chocolate Muffin was (sexual comment) not a lady.

Thinker, you have that one right. Either way.

Retro: Yes I was it yesterday. She is one hot gal, a superb contri, love her little outfit. She rocks.

I saw Chocolate Muffin. Did not know she was the same person. Now I want to be reincarnated as suspenders!

Thinker: You can only dream.

Already have!

The image of being next to man boobs just entered my head. Got. To. Get. It. Out. Of. My. Brain.

Grumpy, that was just mean on your part! :lol: :lol: Hmmmm... don't you wear suspenders sometimes?? :? :roll: :lol: :lol:

This thread is NOT going in the direction I had hoped for!!!!

Poor thinker: is all messed up and still dreaming about the suspenders and the gals that wear them. I love them and have a lace white pair. Fun to use in pictures.

Hmmmm, white lace suspenders . . . now that's something this "crusty old man" could get into. :lol:

But do they come with "promises?"

OK, who put that "Carpenters" thought in my head?

Skeetz: I had to pick them up when I was Canada, as I have a lace blouse, and lace pants. I figured it would go perfect. Then I think I used them with a black and white flowy mini skirt too. It is fun to cover up the nipples and then expose them with the suspenders.

Thanks DDi for putting a pleasant image back in my brain.

Retro, I second it. I did not serve myself but do admire and respect all of those who did including my brother. I salute the veterans.

Retro: I am talking about suspenders that good ole OLD MEN wear, I love them. I think because they are made for men and not women. When they make them girly how can I pass them up? I like garters too, but about 12 years ago wow were they hard to find. I love lingerie and I had a really hard time not buying something every time I went out in the last couple years. Trying to scale back. I have so much and have never used more than once but maybe 2/3 outfits I changed up for reuse. However, my good friend buys me several pieces for my bd/Christmas so I don't go out and spend money. In fact all my best friend gives me lingerie for the holidays..... Not kinky because us gals chat about sex.......so they know me well and what I like....

Thinker: I had to stick UP for you because you are so kind to me.

Retro: I am talking about suspenders that good ole OLD MEN wear, I love them. I think because they are made for men and not women. When they make them girly how can I pass them up? I like garters too, but about 12 years ago wow were they hard to find. I love lingerie and I had a really hard time not buying something every time I went out in the last couple years. Trying to scale back. I have so much and have never used more than once but maybe 2/3 outfits I changed up for reuse. However, my good friend buys me several pieces for my bd/Christmas so I don't go out and spend money. In fact all my best friend gives me lingerie for the holidays..... Not kinky because us gals chat about sex.......so they know me well and what I like....

Thinker: I had to stick UP for you because you are so kind to me.

Ghee sorry guys don't know how a double post was done. Again sorry.

Grumpy, I so agree with you. Many of us did serve in the military as did our fathers, brothers, sons and best friends. Even mothers, sisters, and daughters served - my daughter was in the army for a period of time. It is time to remember them for what they did for us and our freedom. My dad served and survived in WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. Men like my dad are true heroes and should be remembered on Memorial Day. I raise my glass and salute them with a toast - here's to you, my we never forget!

You guys are so correct about our military people being great and s/b honored.

I will keep all of our military (current and vets) in my mind today as I celebrate today. Thanks gals and guys!

Coff: Your pic you have up, brings tears to my eyes and touches my soul.

The list of things we should be thankful are long.

I just read an email saying 2013 our economy is going to crash like the Great Depression. That the Gov't is paying it's debt off with funny money. No backing and other countries have tried this and the out come is always the same. Scary...... They said to invest in gold as our money will be worthless, that Germany is pulling all their gold back to home. I think we need to get out and plant garden's just in case. Just think America would become a skinny country. They said China will quit taking our American dollar and some have already started to that. We are the only place that we can use our dollar any where we travel. Imagine if that is all happening and could happen.

It is......

And has been for awhile.....

DDi: I bet that email also had a link to allow you to purchase gold. :roll:

Thinker: No it was an hour long video telling about all the studies he has put together and the results of it. Only time will tell if he is correct and he said 2013 it will happened. We will see and all be in shock should it happen. Gold is so hard to figure out, that I wouldn't want to invest in it. Maybe my mistake. I told my husband to watch the stocks and see how they are going.

Retro: I so remember my mom telling me about he Great Depression and how it affected them.

Now back to Holiday's, June is Candy month. How many ways can you use candy? Eye candy, remember when Nikki put that huge Christmas candy stick in her crotch? Ladies licking candy. Any more guys and gals?

I loved licking Kandi. Oh, what? Candy? Oh, that candy. Oops, I wonder if Pop Rocks sprinkled on the clit would feel.

Thinker now that is a good one, I wonder too.

Retro: Candy Liquor hummmm never heard of that one, like what kind, more details.

Thinker, it sounds like you need to perform a science experiment and report back to us. :mrgreen: