[johnforbes]

On this thread, Dogzilla, Clownhacker, and Elkin will explain what formal academic credentials they have in science.

They will also provide their WAIS-R scores, as well as their SAT, GRE, LSAT, and/or GMAT scores.

Then they will explain why it is a good idea to allow politicians to decide what scientific theory will prevail.

[Dogzilla]

I've known kindergarten students who had a better grasp of reality than you do.

[johnforbes]

But you didn't answer the simple question.

Your credentials in science?

Your WAIS-R?

Your SAT?

What scientist in history, his biographical tale, supports your thesis?

[Dogzilla]

How bout if I let you check out the texture of my anal sphincter?

[Intrepid]

Crotch Sniffer, AssClown Loser Lucky does a fine job of that when you drive down from your Carolina to his Carolina to share his homegrown weed.

[Clownkicker]

johnny, you're the idiot who thinks that crap is important, so why don't you "answer the simple question" first?

How are we to respect you when you're just being hypocritical once again?

For some reason you expect others to do what you lack the balls to do.


(We know Dog has the balls. We just really don't want to see them again.)

[Dogzilla]

:ugeek:

[johnforbes]

So this silence means that Dogzilla, Elkin, and Clown have absolutely no credentials whatever in the realm of science?

That would seem to place them merely as Hoffer-esque "true believers" in anthropogenic global warming because some politician in their party told them to believe that.

[Dogzilla]

You really should take the time to flush now and then, Johnny. You'd feel a lot better, and you wouldn't smell so bad.

[Intrepid]

Typical non response from an average low IQ public school indoctrination stooge.

[Clownkicker]

*pssst* Let's watch as Insipid fails to realize that johnforbes was not actually asking a serious or legitimate question with any relevant point. In fact, he didn't ask any question at all in his initial post. Add to that the fact that johnny himself has never answered a single question put to him over the years and you'll see slapping johnny around a bit was a perfectly valid response.

Let's watch Insipid dance as he gets spitting mad when he slowly realizes that he's been had by johnforbes yet again.

Now don't spook him before he loses it and does a spastic bit of flailing for our entertainment. *sshhhhhhh*

[Dogzilla]

Poor ole Toothache hasn't had a realization in many years. He's still stuck in his brain-fog.

[johnforbes]

We don't seem to be witnessing a listing of the astounding credentials of these three.

Surely they have vast credentials in climate science?

[Clownkicker]

Strangely enough, johnforbes doesn't seem to be listing his credentials that he feels qualify him to dismiss the opinions of others on climate change without explanation or argument, even after he started this thread to give people the opportunity to post their credentials.
What kind of hypocritical scum bag would do that?

I advise everyone to ignore all johnny's opinions concerning the value of other posters' comments on climate change because he has essentially admitted his ignorant opinions aren't worth the pixels they're printed on.

[Dogzilla]

JohnnieBoy......I wouldn't share my used toothpick with you, so you're just wasting your pixels asking for more.

[johnforbes]

I saw up my used toothpicks and use them for firewood.

But then that illustrates my deep feelings about the environment.

But I digress.

This thread was started in order to give folks such as Clownhicker an opportunity to simply list the degrees they have attained in the field of climate science.

Or any other scientific area.

The silence is deafening thus far.

Surely these three wise chaps have many, many degrees in science?

I shall wait patiently for them.

[Dogzilla]

Hold your breath, Johnnie.

[johnforbes]

Sounds reasonable.

This is worth the risk of hypoxia.

[Dogzilla]

LOL

[Clownkicker]

Well, apparently johnforbes is not going to post his credentials that he feels qualify him to say his opinion is more valid than all those whose opinions align with the scientific consensus of the day.

What I can't figure out is why he would start a thread about listing credentials and then display a complete lack of fortitude to post his own.

johnforbes, as always, is an "all hat and no cattle" loudmouthed hypocrite.

[johnforbes]

Delighted to post my credentials in science.

Despite my handsome face, fit form, and sparkling wit, I have zero credentials in science.

That's why I make no claims to know the truth regarding supposed anthropogenic global warming.

But politicians with the very same credentials (none) are indeed making claims to know what is scientifically true.

[Dogzilla]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it the JOB of the politicians to listen to the constituency (and that includes scientists) and to make the best choices, based on the best evidences available, for all?

[Clownkicker]

No, johnny, we aren't interested in your credentials that prove your ignorance.
(By the way, you forgot your WAIS-R score, as well as your SAT, GRE, LSAT, and/or GMAT scores. One can only assume they also prove your gross ignorance.)

We're interested in the one's that you feel qualify you to say your opinion is more valid than all those who are actually trained and working in the fields touching on climate change.

[johnforbes]

Actually, my test scores would be ones I'd be delighted to reveal were I a candidate for public office.

They make me look good.

Any politician would reveal test scores which make him look good, which is why Charles Schumer's perfect SAT score is widely known.

[Dogzilla]

All talk....No walk.

[Grog]

So, apparently, Forbes wants credentials to discuss a topic?

[johnforbes]

We shall waive the opportunity for Grog to furnish his credentials.

His B.A. in mind-altering chemicals from Lower Southwest State Community College (Swamp Basin Branch) is something we all know and respect.

The others, who prance and preen daily regarding their knowledge of anthropogenic global warming, we will not waive.

Apparently, they have no credentials whatever in the field they talk about so much.

There's a shocker.

[Dogzilla]

The only "prancing and preening" here is done by ladyboy Johnnieboy. Now that he is gone forever, maybe we can get down to some serious discussions.

[johnforbes]

That's odd.

Well, Clownhacker is intrinsically odd, but let's ignore than for the nonce.

We shall waive the opportunity for Grog to furnish his credentials.

His B.A. in mind-altering chemicals from Lower Southwest State Community College (Swamp Basin Branch) is something we all know and respect.

The others, who prance and preen daily regarding their knowledge of anthropogenic global warming, we will not waive.

Apparently, they have no credentials whatever in the field they talk about so much.

There's a shocker.

[Dogzilla]

Pussy!

[Clownkicker]

The thing is, Dog, he can't even see it.

[johnforbes]

That's odd.

Well, Clownhacker is intrinsically odd, but let's ignore than for the nonce.

We shall waive the opportunity for Grog to furnish his credentials.

His B.A. in mind-altering chemicals from Lower Southwest State Community College (Swamp Basin Branch) is something we all know and respect.

The others, who prance and preen daily regarding their knowledge of anthropogenic global warming, we will not waive.

Apparently, they have no credentials whatever in the field they talk about so much.

There's a shocker.

[Clownkicker]

Alas, if only it were possible to forget that johnforbes is a nonce...

[Dogzilla]

LOL

[johnforbes]

For the nonce, and for all time, Clownsissy is a nance.

[Dogzilla]

That's pretty lame, Johnnie.

[johnforbes]

It's my fault.

Translation: I blame the staff.