[Intrepid]

After the last hurricane hit Florida the global warming hysterics assured us that due to global warming there would be an epidemic of hurricanes of unparalleled strength and destruction. There followed well over 3,000 days without a hurricane.

How soon will it be after the approaching hurricane hits Florida that the global warming hysterics will be wailing about how this storm is clearly the result of global warming?

[tvd]

I am getting out the storm shutters right now.

[sillydaddy]

storm shutters? you mean those sheets of plywood you keep up against the garage back wall?

[tvd]

Uh no, steel shutters that bolt to the window faces, custom made for the house.

Any more questions?

And, dammit, putting them away now....
I guess global warming made the hurricane go away.

[johnforbes]

Recently spent a few days in an oceanfront condo, which had its own sorta steel mesh curtain which rolled down over the balcony.

[sillydaddy]

It's not the ocean in front, you need to worry about.....it's the ocean behind you once the hurricane hits.