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By Horny47
#17627
When I read stories about someone's sexual adventures, the author's credibility shrinks if the story is poorly written. Bad spelling, bad grammar, run-on sentences and long stories that are comprised of only one H U G E paragraph -- all of these are signs that the author cannot communicate well.

Sex is a form of communication. Thus, if someone cannot communicate well -- especially about something as intense as sex -- then I must conclude that the author also cannot fuck well. And, thus, I then conclude that any such story about sexual adventures is most likely a lie.

Your thoughts, fellow VWers?

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Oh, by the way, the best sex that I can remember was with a woman whose IQ was definitely in the genius category. On one especially memorable occasion, on my living room carpet, she loudly screamed, "Oh, [my name], I'm cumming just for you!"
#17686
Seriously? Spelling and grammer are metally engaged. Sex is physical. Just becuase one can not spell or use proper grammer, has nothing to do with sex. Animals can't spell and have no grammer but surely know how to have sex.

Let the over educated trolls begin!
By DM09
#17691
I can only speak for myself in saying that my story is true regardless of any grammar errors that the guy with his undies stuck up his ass finds. However, where exactly does it say these stories must be true anyway? The whole point is to share either erotic experiences that have either happened to you or those that you fantasize about. This dude is missing the whole point of this section.

How in the world does this ass bandit even conclude that writing style or intelligence is compared to sexual ability? Funny thing is that some of my best sex has come when my wife had drunk enough to be a little "stupid" and drop her inhibitions. I think the truth is that this dude actually is either of very low intelligence or just does not get laid very often and I back this up by his own words;

"Oh, by the way, the best sex that I can remember was with a woman whose IQ was definitely in the genius category. On one especially memorable occasion, on my living room carpet, she loudly screamed, "Oh, [my name], I'm cumming just for you!"

First off, if this guy is so intelligent as are his partners he would not have to "remember" his best sex because it would always be good and second, if only hearing his partner say the words "I'm cumming just for you" then he really sounds like he has no idea what good sex really is.

Just my opinion.

And a hearty Thank You to all of you who contribute stories, true or not!!!
By Horny47
#17881
However, where exactly does it say these stories must be true anyway?
It says that in the thread title: "True Erotic Stories".

So, apparently, in addition to not writing very well, you also don't read very well.

:roll: :D
#17927
Horny47 wrote:
However, where exactly does it say these stories must be true anyway?
It says that in the thread title: "True Erotic Stories".

So, apparently, in addition to not writing very well, you also don't read very well.

:roll: :D
So obviously you can't read either Honry47.

This Index is for stories and not flaming. It also is the index for Erotic Stories with a sub-index for "True Erotic Stories" GUILTY AS CHARGED!
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By Thinker
#19091
I want to start off by saying sex and intelligence are not directly linked. However nobody starts off having sex perfectly. Additionally every partner is different, and the same techniques don't work on everyone equally.

With that said, you actually have to be able to learn either from your partner or observation to gain better techniques and be able to adapt to each situation. If you are really dumb, you cannot learn so gals will only know how to "spread their legs" and guys will only know how to "stick it in." This will quickly become boring, and their partners will lose interest.

I would rather say that the "ability to learn" and "great sex" are linked.

On the topic of well-worded stories with correct spelling, etc., I hate when I am trying to get in the mood reading a story that I have to reread a section because I cannot figure out what the author is saying. That totally kills the mood. I want the reading to flow...so something else can flow!!!

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