- Tue Jun 10, 2025 4:25 pm
#138704
Can there be any more reliable source for the fake news we all depend upon than the Babylon Bee?
"LOS ANGELES, CA — As has become the standard operating procedure for the military branch over the last half-century, 700 members of the United States Marines found themselves being deployed to yet another third-world country that is full of hostile foreigners.
In this latest deployment to a non-English-speaking wasteland, the Marines were supremely confident that they would be able to handle the marauding hordes of foreign nationals, despite the inhospitable conditions presented by the rubble and destruction of the surroundings.
"Same thing, different day," said Sergeant Heath Parsons. "We know the drill. We train and prepare until the day when our number is called and we have to report to save the world by traveling to some third-world hell-hole to confront foreign hostiles. We're used to it at this point."
Though there had already been some skirmishes in which Marines clashed with the angry natives in the area, the presence of the U.S. Military had already had an impact on the war-torn region. "You can catch little glimpses of what this place used to be like," said another Marine. "It's part of our job as Marines, in addition to being prepared to fight, to bring a little bit of hope with us from the United States to show places like this what life can be like under better circumstances."
Some of the foreigners cautiously welcomed the Marines, while others remained combative when faced with English-speaking Americans.
"LOS ANGELES, CA — As has become the standard operating procedure for the military branch over the last half-century, 700 members of the United States Marines found themselves being deployed to yet another third-world country that is full of hostile foreigners.
In this latest deployment to a non-English-speaking wasteland, the Marines were supremely confident that they would be able to handle the marauding hordes of foreign nationals, despite the inhospitable conditions presented by the rubble and destruction of the surroundings.
"Same thing, different day," said Sergeant Heath Parsons. "We know the drill. We train and prepare until the day when our number is called and we have to report to save the world by traveling to some third-world hell-hole to confront foreign hostiles. We're used to it at this point."
Though there had already been some skirmishes in which Marines clashed with the angry natives in the area, the presence of the U.S. Military had already had an impact on the war-torn region. "You can catch little glimpses of what this place used to be like," said another Marine. "It's part of our job as Marines, in addition to being prepared to fight, to bring a little bit of hope with us from the United States to show places like this what life can be like under better circumstances."
Some of the foreigners cautiously welcomed the Marines, while others remained combative when faced with English-speaking Americans.
- By johnforbes