[johnforbes]

"WILMINGTON, DE — A brief commotion arose outside the Delaware District Court today, as Hunter Biden was seen trying to weigh large quantities of crack cocaine on the scales held by a statue of Lady Justice.

A crowd began to form around the courthouse statue as more and more bystanders stopped to watch Hunter toss plastic bags full of a white substance onto the scales. "Do these scales actually move?" they heard Hunter asking his Secret Service detail. Several witnesses began to ask questions before being shooed away by Secret Service agents who assured them "It's baking soda. Mr. Biden needs to weigh some bags of baking soda. There's nothing to see here. Move along, please."