[elklindo69]

Who could have ever thought that the party of "nuke the hurricane" and "bleach COVID-19" and "rake the forest" and "water bomb the Cathedral" would also be the party of "move the moon".................


Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, suggested at a congressional hearing that climate change could be combatted by altering the orbit of the moon and asked a U.S. Forest Service official whether there was any way the agency could do it.

Gohmert made the comments Tuesday during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing on four bills as he was questioning Jennifer Eberlien, an associate deputy chief of the Forest Service.

"I understand, from what's been testified to the Forest Service and the BLM, you want very much to work on the issue of climate change," Gohmert said, referring to the Bureau of Land Management.

"I was informed by the immediate past director of NASA that they've found that the moon's orbit is changing slightly and so is the Earth's orbit around the sun. We know there's been significant solar flare activity," he said. "And so, is there anything that the National Forest Service or BLM can do to change the course of the moon's orbit or the Earth's orbit around the sun? Obviously, that would have profound effects on our climate."

Eberlien responded, smiling, "I would have to follow up with you on that one, Mr. Gohmert."

"If you figure out there's a way in the Forest Service you could make that change, I'd like to know," Gohmert said.

Rep. Ted Lieu, D-Calif., offered his own solution to Gohmert on Twitter on Wednesday, suggesting that Marvel Comics' character Captain Marvel could handle the job.

"She can alter planetary orbits with her superpowers. I'm going to work on a bipartisan resolution asking for her help," Lieu tweeted.

[Clownkicker]

I would give odds that Texas Rep. Gomer is also one of those dimwits who don't believe in evolution or its being taught in our public schools.

Obviously Republicans will vote for ANY sufficiently ignorant reactionary clown, no matter how clueless they are, as long as their nose is inserted deeply enough in Trump's ass.

[divermouse]

Archimedes says ya can...
I know what we could do right now. let some of the sparkle flag waver traitors out on the freeway at night in the fog , blind to facts to get "factually reeducated" about inertia vortexes and mass. among other life lessons they apparently missed. and maybe we can get back to building something positive for everybody other than alternative facts and bullshit.

[johnforbes]

Clown's post has -- like the cast of "Friends" -- not aged well.

[Clownkicker]

If only johnny's tiresome and humorless posts would evolve the slightest bit from their primitive state.

[johnforbes]

My posts reek of an earthy authenticity.

By contrast, Clown's posts merely reek.

[elklindo69]

I'm all for a Space Force if we use it to launch every single one of these Republican morons straight the fuck to the moon.

[johnforbes]

The clues were always there.

Elkin is Ralph Kramden:

[elklindo69]

First Louie Gohmert claimed that he contracted COVID-19 from a mask.

Then he claimed that the moon could be moved.

Now he probably will claim that he could get pregnant after some people told him that he should go and fuck himself......

[johnforbes]

The moon obviously can move.

Sometimes it is full, and sometimes it is merely a crescent.

I rest my case.

[Clownkicker]

As johnny's favorite 'go to' source of current medical knowledge (Hypocrites) would tell us, it is clear that the sun is the body that moves around the Earth, and that explains the various shadings of the moon.

So, as always, not much of a case from johnforbes.

[johnforbes]

Fauci -- institutional "science" -- would have been on the Inquisition trying to prevent Galileo from telling the truth.

[Clownkicker]

No he wouldn't, dimwit. You made it up.

Now Trump and his insane positions on injecting bleach and forcing America to needlessly take HCQ is a more apt metaphor for the Inquisition; digging in to insist on mindless anti-scientific 'faith' to treat a pandemic.

Even today, Fauci is arguing against the Trump Inquisition and telling everyone to follow the science and get vaccinated, but the Trump Inquisition is still convincing its followers not to follow the science and get vaccinated.


You must have failed the portion of the SATs that dealt with metaphors and similes, dimwit. You clearly can't understand them.

[johnforbes]

Clown has no faith in American freedom.

I find nothing more refreshing, on a hot and humid June afternoon, than a tall cool glass of bleach.

[Clownkicker]

Apparently johnny didn't get the memo that he should try to be "less white."

[johnforbes]

If by "white" you mean diligent, successful, fit, tolerant, charming, handsome, then that would be relevant.

[Clownkicker]

No, by "white" I mean what you literally get when something is drenched with "a tall cool glass of bleach," dimwit.

You really are slow, aren't you.

But at least you won't be "yellow" any longer when you try to impotently argue with me and then run away.

[johnforbes]

Come on, fake obtuseness is the pulsing heart of many jokes.

Give it a whirl in your personal life and you'll learn to love it too.

[divermouse]

my guess is everything about you is fake russia boy.

[johnforbes]

Diver, please don't call Clownslacker "Russia boy"; it hurts his feelings.