It's raining over there? We can use some rain.....
A friend sent me this..he's a conservative too..
“Eleven teens die each day
> because of texting while driving.
> Maybe it’s time to raise the age of Smartphone ownership to 21.”
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> “If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry.”
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> “The Second Amendment makes more women equal
> than the entire feminist movement.”
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> “Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and
> probably a trillion rounds of ammo.
> Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.”
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> “When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.”
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> “The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in government funds.
> Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every
> year and receives $500,000,000 tax dollars annually.”
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> “I have no problem with vigorous background
> checks when it comes to firearms.
> While we’re at it, let’s do the same when
> it comes to immigration and voter I.D.”
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> “You don’t need a smoke detector; that’s what
> the fire department is for.
> If you think that sounds stupid, now you know
> how I feel when you say I don’t need a gun.”
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> “Folks keep talking about another Civil War
> One side knows how to shoot and has trillion bullets.
> The other side has crying closets
> and is confused about which bathroom to use.”
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