So in LA they cut 23 million from the fire budget, didn't cut brush, gave equipment to Ukraine, and hired lesbians to run the fire dept.

What could go wrong?

... enough to lounge around with her pussy on display and joke around by serving us drinks off a tray with a glasses so close to her tits you have to brush them to pick the glass up. One of my most sexy memories from when we were dating was picking her up to go to a large garden party in the evening ...

... asked him to put the knot back in place and just leaned on a nearby wall on her elbows while the guy figured it out. The guy was asshole enough to brush his fingers over her nipples as he did so and was escorted out by the hostess amidst some booing. By the time I got to her, I found her unruffled, ...

... and parked cars as a valet. In 1993, he dropped a loaded handgun and it shot him in the face, blinding him in his left eye. [honestly] The brush with death inspired him, at 28, to enroll in community college. He went on to the University of Nevada at Las Vegas, where he graduated summa ...

I do brush my teeth with Ajax every day.

They look perfect.

Now contrast them with Elkin's teeth, which are like stars -- they shine, and they come out at night.

Joe does not brush his teeth anyhow.

Like Clown, he takes them out and places them on the nightstand.

... oh. and your friend, your godless goddess is crazy and delusional right there with ya' drinkin' a tin foil brewed cool-aid from golden toilet brush remnants. smell the sparkle.

... a barstool back allowing us direct spectacular views of her tits and erect nipples. The blouse itself seemed there only to allow erect nipples to brush it for additional effect. The best part of it was that she was having fun with it, not ignoring the show but occasionally looking down and tugging ...

that' a pretty large paint brush john and very presumptive. socialism socialism socialism what a crock of soundbite. what is with you only thinking farm work is hard. i bet trrumpy never lifted a bail, and you no longer do it either. installing ...

Geezus, johnny, I know what the word means. I even brush my teeth. Criminy.

Now, do I really need to explain the joke for you as well?



The conservative mind is so slow....

... the forest" "Water Bomb Notre Dame" "Nuke the Hurricane" -Raking the forest is a federal term for clearing under brush to reduce fires...but you have to have an education to know that. - As far as dropping water on Notre Dame, it was considered, and we do it in ...

Remember when Trump supposedly brush aside some gal and she contended he knocked her down?

John...Trump is a big boy now.

He doesn't need any coaching on how to put his pants on, tie his shoes, and brush his teeth. So he should be able to operate an umbrella.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is your brush wide enough there, Elk?
Maybe you need a roller, eh.... :o :lol:

... check to see if you have your panties off,” I said. I reached over, ran my hands up her thighs under her dress and managed to reach a finger in to brush against blonde trimmed twat. “Scoot the dress up a bit,” I said, not doubting for minute that she would do as I had asked. For a dress that was ...

President Trump paused during comments to reporters alongside French President Emmanuel Macron on Tuesday to brush a speck of dandruff off his counterpart's shoulder, remarking that Macron needed to look "perfect." American workers can relate to Trump because he's just ...

... Her mother decided that she needed to sweep up the wooden floor in the adjacent room that the living room looked into. She got a small dustpan and brush and started cleaning up the floor. To do this she had to squat down on her haunches which of course meant that this gave a great view up her nightie. ...

It keeps getting more amusing. As Southern California firefighters confronted yet another new brush fire on Wednesday morning, LAFD Chief Ralph Terrazas said his crews are exhausted and need federal firefighters to come in. "We're in the middle of a weeklong red flag ...

... off, including to the artist for whom I noticed she had put her hands in her back pocket to allow him to miss nothing. But she was also able to brush off some guys who were ogling rather than admiring. The fact that she was vulnerable to anyone "ganging" up with others so one guy could ...

... to her atop of the blanket and fell asleep. A couple of hours later she got up and ran to the bathroom where I heard her get sick. I heard her brush her teeth and came back to climb into bed. She started crying and I just held her tight and gave her a kiss on the forehead. We both fell asleep ...

Elkin, saying people need to read talking points somewhere is idiotic. I'd assume you can probably brush your teeth without learning how to do so on CNN. The Left was arrogant throughout 2016, and every day on TV there was some bozo like Chuck Todd or Brian WIlliams (both ...

OR tvdunce refuses to brush his teeth because I do. He agrees with me that he should, but it just pisses him off that I'm right. OR tvdolt doesn't understand the concept of "analogy" so he brings up a lot of unrelated shit ...

johnforbes refuses to brush his teeth because only 9-out-of-10 dentists recommend the toothpaste his wife puts in his bathroom. Clown refuses to brush his teeth because he never has, and why start now? OR Clown refuses to brush his ...

johnforbes refuses to brush his teeth because only 9-out-of-10 dentists recommend the toothpaste his wife puts in his bathroom.

Then he steps out the second story bedroom window because what the fuck did Newton know about gravity anyway.
He could be wrong after all, so heck, why not chance it?

... her hand on my thigh for 2-3 minutes then she squirts some lotion into her hand and starts applying it on my left thigh . I could feel her fingers brush against my cock and my balls . She then grabbed my cock and started working the lotion onto my hardening dick and balls . I'm sitting there , ...

... a little too long. Then I turned and Natalie offered me a quick "hostess" kiss on the lips but nonchalantly drifted her right hand to brush (and linger) on my crotch - which brought an immediate reaction. Then, without missing a beat, she turned and kissed the woman next to me (the ...

... are all gone, it was a Friday and two staying overnight with others and oldest working till 10. Hub laying on bed taking nap. I go in bathroom brush my teeth with CLOSE UP toothpaste (hub loves BJ after using that toothpaste), strip, go in bedroom pull covers off hub, low and behold he is naked ...

Elk actually thinks that these three pictures represent all conservatives' thought.
He paints with a 4" barn brush.

... August 8, 2016 http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/08/oh-hillary-handler-carries-diazepam-pen-seizures/ Now, go fuck yourself with a wire brush, bitch. Then dance and spin for me as you spew your meaningless emoticons. Bitch.

... worked his hands down to my thighs I began to tingle hoping he would touch me and he did. He worked oil onto my inner thighs but his fingers would brush up again my pussy every time his hands were near it. I spread my legs just enough to open my pussy and let his fingers brush my clit. I quietly ...

... States. The other book is, "13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi." This book paints everyone in the State Department with a black brush. Everyone from the Ambassador, Chris Stevens, and all the contractors hired to provide security made (in the weeks prior to the attack) constant ...

SC is essentially the last hope for Jeb.

That's why even his mom was dragged out on the campaign trail.

Now Bush Junior has emerged, fresh from cutting brush on his ranch for 10 years.

It will all be to no avail.

Last year, a friend of mine took me on a drive in Flint and Detroit, and some of the areas were really shocking.

In the summer, grass and weeds were so high in places that, if a car halted at an intersection, people were being ambushed from the brush like a stagecoach in the Old West.

We know how disappointed you are, Grog.

But don't worry this nigger now feels empowered after this latest brush with the law.

She'll get arrested again....niggers like her always do. Maybe a cop will pull a gun on her!

I swear I can hear you salivating already! :lol:

My wife buys a long lasting lip stick. It comes with a little brush to apply it and sometimes it comes in two parts you put the color on first then brush on a sealer. Sometimes they call it 24 hour lipstick or something like that. You need the type that ...

... ended; Obama shouted "Chill out and try some choo-choo cherry shaved ice, it's great." Obama's crowd which included Joe Paulsen, Mike Brush and Bobby Titcomb all broke out in laughter as the reporter was escorted away. How dare a reporter ask Obama a question about troop deaths while ...

But...but...but....I brush my teef after I lick my balls!


Can you smell me now?

... 11/18/15 4:04pm How do you know who she was? If you haven’t realized.... all but one of the terrorists was a French citizen. You might want to brush up on things that are going on between French government and treatment of minorities, and how ISIS had an easy time recruiting disfranchised youth ...

... 11/18/15 4:04pm How do you know who she was? If you haven’t realized.... all but one of the terrorists was a French citizen. You might want to brush up on things that are going on between French government and treatment of minorities, and how ISIS had an easy time recruiting disfranchised youth ...

Silence from ELK. As expected. However had I not called hm out early this AM, he would have been all over this, blaming with a 4" barn brush. And notice, fucking ELK, I have not condoned, nor have I defended, nothing, because this is an awful occurrance. Awful. You cannot condone this shit, ...

... house, She had on long jeans and a thin long sleeve shirt. Her over sized knee boots which were way too big for her. Now tramping through heavy brush to get back to my secret spot, she was having difficulties walking in those loose boots, but was able to stay with me. We found my spot and sure ...

... going any further and also being embarrassed about getting an erection . She got down to my stomach then did my thighs and legs . I felt her hand brush up against my balls . Every day it was much of the same . She would put lotion on me and I would put lotion on her back stomach and legs . Never ...

... net neutrality policy, and it makes Ted Cruz look like an idiot. But Ted Cruz isn't an idiot; equating net neutrality with Obamacare is a thick brush stroke in the art of political manipulation. "IF YOU WANT REAL 'NET NEUTRALITY' I SUGGEST YOU MOVE TO CHINA, YOU IDIOT!" If you don't ...

... so I didn't worry too much and wandered off. At some point, a guy started to get too "sticky" and started rubbing her back. When she brushed him off, he got pissed and pulled at the knot and got it all the way open. I didn't see it, but the way a friend who did described it to me ...

... actually painted a top on my wife. I wasn't very happy with it. I have some artistic talent, but that medium takes some getting use to. I used a brush on her the first time. I am going to use a air brush next time and see how it turns out. maybe I'll post my progress. On another note DangerousDi ...

... when worn over the right clothes there is absolutely nothing obscene or edgy about it. What I would absolutely love to do is find somebody to air brush a tank top onto my torso and then I would wear the blouse out on the town. I wonder how many people would figure it out? I guess I would just ...

... I slowly walked towards them but they didn't move. I squeezed through them. Every nerve of my body was super sensitive. I felt my skin brush up on theirs as I squeezed through. My ass and tits were squished as I moved through the mass of men. My hands brushed up against four cocks. ...

... the boys, and hitched up my legs so that they were spread wide and resting on the chair arms, and fucked my pussy with the handle of my hair brush. After that, I was totally drained and laid down. I fell asleep and awoke the next morning nude atop my sleeping bag. My lantern was still going, ...

... held the door so the light from the bathroom lit up her whole tit. He got a great look. I am surprised he didn't go for the "accidental" brush against the tit or nipple. http://forums.voyeurweb.com/gallery/image.php?album_id=119&image_id=497

... figure out exactly what he was up to. It became instantly clear when she felt something cool and smooth cover her eyes. She felt Doran carefully brush her hair away from her face and tie the silk tightly behind her head, blocking out all light. He held her gently as she laid back, now completely ...