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She want admit to it, Beachguy. lol

Yesterday Ndbeachcpl was there with their electric wagon. Stop and spoke to them for a few minutes. Very nice couple.

It was nice to visit with you as well Bully. And thanks for the ride to the turn-around too. It was a nice day at the beach, especially considering that it was only our fourth visit this year. Last year we were out at least four or five times a week, by boat. This year it's a different boat, and zero trips to JB with it. We miss it a lot.

Hey Bully , Sounds like you had a great time and I hope the lady did also. I talked to the guy that was there Tuesday I think . The day the Blues were practicing . He said Mrs. Bully was a little shy but caught her taking a peek at his junk while you guys were talking ... then left early. That guy always stays down close to the circle . Nudecple got a new boat ? cool ... too big to beach down there ?

Yeah, it's definitely too big to beach. There aren't even very many places we can anchor and take the dingy ashore, other than out almost to the fort, and then we're so far from the shore that we're kind of a hazard to normal traffic to and from the pass. It's also currently undergoing a major refit; been out of the water all summer.

Yes my wife is a little shy.while we were standing watching the Blue Angeles, she was naked, he came over and talked to us both.

Nudecple , she sounds like a nice boat ... by the way , I'm an orphan and can be adopted . I don't eat much but mama N might have to change my diaper now and then . :lol: . Bully , I saw him down there yesterday . He said the same thing but y'all left too soon . Right after you left a lady by herself came walking thru the dune real close and caught him half a sleep naked. He said he thought she took a picture of him before he noticed her. She stood there taking pictures of the Blues for a minute. I ask him if he covered up and he said , hell it was too late and she didn't seem to mind and he said he had his white bag tied ti his umbrella. I said , dumbass , everybody may not know what that means .

I saw the white bag and thought it was you, I asked him are you beachguy.

Hey Bully , I know ... After I spoke to him the next thing out of his mouth was "are you Beachguy" ? How did you know and he told me you ask him if he was. Then he ask if I was famous ... I said I hope not !He's a little younger than me .

Hey Cajunsailor - ran into mutual friends of ours. made me want to go back to JB. Pulled up by their boat as she was deep throating him. Brought back a many good memories of those two on JB.

When was the last time you ran into bear and wolf..lol

Love to look at her HUGE tits..lol

Hey Popeye , I did see a couple in a boat sitting just off shore that was putting on a show for a couple of hours . She was blonde , mid 50's , big tits and could suck the chrome off a door knob ... and proud of it. Black and white Sea Ray run-about . You and Morgan coming back before the end of the warm weather ? Had a couple from Tuscaloosa down this week . She also had some huge tits.

Know that couple and her hairs is reddish/blonde, when you see her up close and down below. She is know as the ANAL loving queen in our group.

Been to JB a few times this year. Been hanging out with our nude boat club this year and just off the back side of JB. We walk over occassionally and hook up with friends.

Will be at J post 10/1 to see who is around.

Cool .... Boat club ?? I have a boat . How many boats usually hang out ?

Tell me more about the club and anyone need a first mate?

I have a 24ft pontoon boat, live in lower Alabama, late wife and I visited JB many times over the years, would love to hear from the other JB boaters, plan to visit this weekend

Anybody else tried to get to the beach ? Road work has the biggest cluster fuck right at the curve all the way to the bridge . 1 lane open at a time .

Went today...no problems. Going back tomorrow. A few people were out today.

We were out today, but left pretty early. It was a little crowded, but the real problem was the damned flies. We've been coming to JB for more than ten years, and this is the worst we've ever seen them. These are not deer flies; they're just smaller black flies. By the thousands. Off, Gator Juice, and everything else we had did little to deter the little biting terrors. After fighting them for three hours, we gave up.

This time of year, if the wind is from the North, you better be prepared to be eaten alive. Worse yet, the deer flies aren't around.... but they will be soon.

Years ago, my wife and I discovered that Hawaiian Tropic Dark tanning oil is the only thing to use for the flies, it works!!

those are the flies that ran us away... it was like nothing worked

In the past, we used several tanning oils to deter the flies. Hawaiian Tropic and Australian Gold seemed to be effective. These products may have been reformulated for some reason, but neither had any effect yesterday. Even Gator Juice only worked for a few minutes, then it became ineffective too.

Either something is missing from the stuff that used to work, or the damn flies have adapted. Either way, we've all become a food source again.

ndbeachcpl wrote:Either way, we've all become a food source again.

I strongly suspect that there's a good one liner in there somewhere that refers to your wife being good eats regardless what the flies are up to.

TF, I wouldn't dispute that she is 'good eats', and I'm even a sharing kind of guy, but I hate like hell to share with the damn flies. :?

I even bought some 99% dete from Acadamey and used half a can of deep woods off it took and about 30 seconds for them to adapt and sworm even thicker . It is terrible because the weather otherwise is perfect. Nudebchcpl , You should think about marketing that cart you use... it's great !

That's "deet" . What the hell is going on today. People everywhere down there today . Looked like a weekend almost .

Monday was Columbus Day. The kids were out of school.

I guess I should have known that .

Hey guys , Just a little heads up and maybe a "bolo" . A lady down there late today had her bike stolen from the boardwalk at the circle. Took her damn shoes to. It was up off the roadside and up where Tom leaves his bike and wasn't locked . She's from Atlanta and is bummed big time. I told her I'd spread the word for whatever good it will do but you never know. Nice ladies bike , silver and red with a pouch on the front handle bars .

Man that sucks...great hospitality. On another note. For the flies, ACE hardware has no noseeum spray that works wonders.

The ACE hardware on 98 at Lillian Hwy intersection has it CajunSaylor?

Cool ... I'm getting some of that even though the south wind has been blowing it's just a matter of time until it blows from the north . thx

Yes... but I just ordered some on amazon yesterday

Where did everybody go ? Somebody has to be taking advantage of this beautiful weather down there . Hope to soon myself .

We are heading down this morning probabaly by boat looks like it's going to be a good day to get naked. If you see us don't be shy to voyeur her I like her to show to strangers on the beach but not to close ok....

She'll be in either her white WW or green WW and will probably go topless after she gets comfortable and maybe even totally nude I hope...me I'm just an old white fat guy...lol. If anyone wants to trade pics of the beach or chat send me an email to secretgolf@gmail.com

Great day at Johnson yesterday. Nice couple in the string things walked past me and the wife. She is NOT into nudism or much of anything else, but you may have noticed, since I was naked, was semi happy to see you

Headed to the beach today without the wife...sure hope to see a few couples looking for an audience

I saw the couple in their strings also ... little short haired red head and her hubby ? Caj . sounds liked we have the same wife .

Wish we could be there naked too

Windy out here today. Not a soul out here. Off all week and plan to get some sun if the weather cooperates. Anyone else heading out this week?

Beautiful day at JB yesterday. I hung out around the traffic circle; their were some families out earlier but by 3 they had all left and I had the beach to myself. Thanks to recent cold snaps, their were NO FLIES even though the wind was from the North.

Where'd everybody go ? I took a walk down the beach yesterday and passed several ladies walking . One lady mid 50's was especially friendly and wanted to talk . She was braless and from Michigan and was really just showing off the girls and of course I obliged by mentioning how I enjoyed her outfit . Just a good winter time diversion .

I forgot to mention that the road past the pavilion is closed so I parked in the parking lot and walked almost to the circle . I meet the coolest people down there.

Why is the road closed? It's not permanent is it?

No Bully , They close it every year during the winter to back the sand back off the sides of the road and other small repairs.

If the weather holds out for this Saturday, I hope to take the wife out for a little sun, I hope a few viewers will be around.

Thanks beachguy, that'll be along walk for an old couple like us.lol

first, I don't want to change the topic of this thread at all because I love reading the updates on our 2nd favorite beach after orient, but I'm curious if any others share a concern. we love Johnson beach because what we see and what we show is pretty much on our terms, but with the explosion of the drone sales, you not only have to look left and right, but now up. just us with this concern or???

The road is back open btw . hope to be down Saturday myself and the drone thing. You can hear the buzzing when one is near so not a problem so far .

Went here today. Didn't see anyone out there but enjoyed the weather! Might go back tomorrow.. can't wait to have some great experiences!

Went out there today.. didn't see anyone but enjoyed the Florida December weather. Might try again tomorrow. Can wait to have more experiences