Grumpy and Sugar decide to retire to Texas, Queensland. A little border town about 3 hours west of Brisbane. Being in a town named Texas, even if it is in Australia, Grumpy decides he has to look the part so he goes to the nearest boot shop and buys the flashiest pair of cowboy boots they got.
He comes home from his shopping trip and proudly walks into the kitchen to show Sugar.
"You notice anything different Darl?" says Grumpy
Sugar looks up from cleaning her .357, looks Grumpy up and down and says "Nup."
Grumpy storms off to the bedroom, strips all his cloths off and just wearing his new boots goes back to the kitchen.
"Notice anything different now?" He asks.
Sugar looks up from stripping her AR15 and says, "Its hangin down today, it was hangin down yesterday and it will be hangin down again tomorrow. Nuthin different."
Now Grumpy is getting pissed off. "You know why its hangin down?" he yells. "Because its lookin at me new boots."
Sugar looks up from loading her 12 gauge and says "Shoulda bought a hat, Grump."
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