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Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23379

By DangerousDi - Thu May 09, 2013 12:14 pm

- Thu May 09, 2013 12:14 pm #23379

Thinker: A beer belly I wouldn't have thought you had one.

Retro: Beer is good, I agree. But I can only drink one and it fills me up, so I drink cheap wine. LOL Healthy die for sexy? Healthy diet for getting some. :lol:

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23391

By Thinker - Thu May 09, 2013 6:19 pm

- Thu May 09, 2013 6:19 pm #23391

DDi, I don't have a beer belly. Most people think I am skinny, but they don't see me naked. I do have a little belly but not large enough to hold a beer!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23397

By DangerousDi - Thu May 09, 2013 7:19 pm

- Thu May 09, 2013 7:19 pm #23397

Thinker: See I knew you weren't going to be bad at all. How about your propic of some type?

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23400

By DangerousDi - Fri May 10, 2013 5:48 am

- Fri May 10, 2013 5:48 am #23400

Retro: White Zin - I am not into the darker wines too bitter. I did find one at a wine tasting event I went to, but we couldn't find where the guy had his store. LOL back on the side of the building with no sign. Anyway it was a very sweet wine.

Coff: yeah the belly thing starts in the 30's probably that "T" stuff you guys have that messes ya up, as you grow older and trust me I think 30 is young.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23446

By Jbe - Sat May 11, 2013 7:10 am

- Sat May 11, 2013 7:10 am #23446

Happy Eat What You Want Day. Now doesn't that lead the mind to wander... :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23466

By Thinker - Sat May 11, 2013 10:48 am

- Sat May 11, 2013 10:48 am #23466

Happy Eat What You Want Day! Ladies...any volunteers? I promise I won't disappoint!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23475

By Jbe - Sat May 11, 2013 12:17 pm

- Sat May 11, 2013 12:17 pm #23475

Watch your Sugar intake today, Grump! Could be bad for your health! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23477

By DangerousDi - Sat May 11, 2013 12:46 pm

- Sat May 11, 2013 12:46 pm #23477

Hey Sugar is going to have a surprise, isn't she.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23526

By DangerousDi - Mon May 13, 2013 5:23 am

- Mon May 13, 2013 5:23 am #23526

Retro: Mother's day was great. Started out with sex, and I told my husband Happy Mother's day. Lol. We have a wonderful day, spent it in a place we did 20 years ago with our adult kids.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23542

By Thinker - Mon May 13, 2013 3:11 pm

- Mon May 13, 2013 3:11 pm #23542

DDi: Your hubby is a lucky man getting the treat for Mother's Day.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23556

By DangerousDi - Mon May 13, 2013 9:09 pm

- Mon May 13, 2013 9:09 pm #23556

Retro: Nope that wasn't how I became a mom. Were in Canada on a trip for Valentine's day, on a fertility pill and it happened. Went to dinner and wore a sexy dress, came back and did some pictures, had sex and got pg. That is how I became a mom. I just had to jab my husband and say Happy Mother's day to him, because he wanted sex. Wasn't like it was Father's day treat. LOL

Urbandictionary.com can answer a lot of questions about young ones. My son asked me something the other day and I had no idea, I looked it up and spelled something else and it was nasty and he said how did you get that, I looked it up and it said this, and go oh there goes my spelling again.

Thinker: that is why I ribbed him, I thought there ya go.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23580

By Thinker - Tue May 14, 2013 6:44 pm

- Tue May 14, 2013 6:44 pm #23580

DDi, I think your husband "jabbed" you on Mom's Day! :roll: Hope you had a great one.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23598

By DangerousDi - Wed May 15, 2013 7:06 am

- Wed May 15, 2013 7:06 am #23598

Thinker: Cute

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23643

By Jbe - Wed May 15, 2013 5:57 pm

- Wed May 15, 2013 5:57 pm #23643

Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23647

By DangerousDi - Wed May 15, 2013 7:18 pm

- Wed May 15, 2013 7:18 pm #23647

Now that is a good holiday, who doesn't love home made chocolate chips? In fact I made them gluten free for my dh about every two weeks.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23652

By Thinker - Wed May 15, 2013 7:31 pm

- Wed May 15, 2013 7:31 pm #23652

Had I known it was National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, I would have eaten my last one and made more! Instead I played tennis for a couple of hours. That was fun too.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23672

By DangerousDi - Thu May 16, 2013 5:50 am

- Thu May 16, 2013 5:50 am #23672

Retro: That was great, Chocolate muffin. :lol:

Thinker, okay least we know through this divorce, you still have friends. However, I have heard working out, and then eating chocolate (as in chocolate chip) or any kind you defeat your effort. Now I walk several days a week and I still have my chocolate and love it. Not talking about ebony chocolate, I mean real candy. Okay just can't say a word with out it being sexual. CANDY.....

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23674

By Jbe - Thu May 16, 2013 7:10 am

- Thu May 16, 2013 7:10 am #23674

Grumpy, I've also missed Chocolate Muffin. She always had some GREAT contris... but it appears she went to the dark side- no pun intended- and is staying over "there". :cry: :cry: :cry:

Just in case some of you have no idea who we are talking about, it's OhGirl... whose username was Chocolate Muffin.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23716

By Thinker - Thu May 16, 2013 4:47 pm

- Thu May 16, 2013 4:47 pm #23716

I love eating chocolate, especially the ones with creamy, pink centers. Licking my lips good. Or is it her lips. Either way, it melts in your mouth, ...

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23743

By DangerousDi - Fri May 17, 2013 6:05 am

- Fri May 17, 2013 6:05 am #23743

JBE: Thought Chocolate Muffin was (sexual comment) not a lady.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23744

By DangerousDi - Fri May 17, 2013 6:06 am

- Fri May 17, 2013 6:06 am #23744

Thinker, you have that one right. Either way.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23822

By DangerousDi - Sat May 18, 2013 5:55 am

- Sat May 18, 2013 5:55 am #23822

Retro: Yes I was it yesterday. She is one hot gal, a superb contri, love her little outfit. She rocks.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23844

By Thinker - Sat May 18, 2013 9:57 am

- Sat May 18, 2013 9:57 am #23844

I saw Chocolate Muffin. Did not know she was the same person. Now I want to be reincarnated as suspenders!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23876

By DangerousDi - Sun May 19, 2013 6:44 am

- Sun May 19, 2013 6:44 am #23876

Thinker: You can only dream.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23885

By Thinker - Sun May 19, 2013 8:00 am

- Sun May 19, 2013 8:00 am #23885

Already have!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23932

By Thinker - Sun May 19, 2013 8:00 pm

- Sun May 19, 2013 8:00 pm #23932

The image of being next to man boobs just entered my head. Got. To. Get. It. Out. Of. My. Brain.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#23951

By Jbe - Mon May 20, 2013 5:46 am

- Mon May 20, 2013 5:46 am #23951

Grumpy, that was just mean on your part! :lol: :lol: Hmmmm... don't you wear suspenders sometimes?? :? :roll: :lol: :lol:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24011

By Thinker - Mon May 20, 2013 7:06 pm

- Mon May 20, 2013 7:06 pm #24011

This thread is NOT going in the direction I had hoped for!!!!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24033

By DangerousDi - Tue May 21, 2013 5:44 am

- Tue May 21, 2013 5:44 am #24033

Poor thinker: is all messed up and still dreaming about the suspenders and the gals that wear them. I love them and have a lace white pair. Fun to use in pictures.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24051

By Skeetz - Tue May 21, 2013 8:07 am

- Tue May 21, 2013 8:07 am #24051

Hmmmm, white lace suspenders . . . now that's something this "crusty old man" could get into. :lol:

But do they come with "promises?"

OK, who put that "Carpenters" thought in my head?

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ eschew obfuscation ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24080

By DangerousDi - Tue May 21, 2013 5:36 pm

- Tue May 21, 2013 5:36 pm #24080

Skeetz: I had to pick them up when I was Canada, as I have a lace blouse, and lace pants. I figured it would go perfect. Then I think I used them with a black and white flowy mini skirt too. It is fun to cover up the nipples and then expose them with the suspenders.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24095

By Thinker - Tue May 21, 2013 7:38 pm

- Tue May 21, 2013 7:38 pm #24095

Thanks DDi for putting a pleasant image back in my brain.

Retro, I second it. I did not serve myself but do admire and respect all of those who did including my brother. I salute the veterans.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24121

By DangerousDi - Wed May 22, 2013 8:48 am

- Wed May 22, 2013 8:48 am #24121

Retro: I am talking about suspenders that good ole OLD MEN wear, I love them. I think because they are made for men and not women. When they make them girly how can I pass them up? I like garters too, but about 12 years ago wow were they hard to find. I love lingerie and I had a really hard time not buying something every time I went out in the last couple years. Trying to scale back. I have so much and have never used more than once but maybe 2/3 outfits I changed up for reuse. However, my good friend buys me several pieces for my bd/Christmas so I don't go out and spend money. In fact all my best friend gives me lingerie for the holidays..... Not kinky because us gals chat about sex.......so they know me well and what I like....

Thinker: I had to stick UP for you because you are so kind to me.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24122

By DangerousDi - Wed May 22, 2013 8:49 am

- Wed May 22, 2013 8:49 am #24122

Retro: I am talking about suspenders that good ole OLD MEN wear, I love them. I think because they are made for men and not women. When they make them girly how can I pass them up? I like garters too, but about 12 years ago wow were they hard to find. I love lingerie and I had a really hard time not buying something every time I went out in the last couple years. Trying to scale back. I have so much and have never used more than once but maybe 2/3 outfits I changed up for reuse. However, my good friend buys me several pieces for my bd/Christmas so I don't go out and spend money. In fact all my best friend gives me lingerie for the holidays..... Not kinky because us gals chat about sex.......so they know me well and what I like....

Thinker: I had to stick UP for you because you are so kind to me.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24126

By DangerousDi - Wed May 22, 2013 9:05 am

- Wed May 22, 2013 9:05 am #24126

Ghee sorry guys don't know how a double post was done. Again sorry.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24138

By Coffjr - Wed May 22, 2013 11:22 am

- Wed May 22, 2013 11:22 am #24138

Grumpy, I so agree with you. Many of us did serve in the military as did our fathers, brothers, sons and best friends. Even mothers, sisters, and daughters served - my daughter was in the army for a period of time. It is time to remember them for what they did for us and our freedom. My dad served and survived in WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. Men like my dad are true heroes and should be remembered on Memorial Day. I raise my glass and salute them with a toast - here's to you, my we never forget!

Always forgive your enemies -- nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24141

By DangerousDi - Wed May 22, 2013 11:56 am

- Wed May 22, 2013 11:56 am #24141

You guys are so correct about our military people being great and s/b honored.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24412

By rockclimber - Sun May 26, 2013 11:20 pm

- Sun May 26, 2013 11:20 pm #24412

Memorials stand to give pause,
Step from the Barbie, step away,
Give thought to those whose loss was with cause,
And give Thanks this Day... this Memorial Day.....

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"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24428

By Thinker - Mon May 27, 2013 7:35 am

- Mon May 27, 2013 7:35 am #24428

I will keep all of our military (current and vets) in my mind today as I celebrate today. Thanks gals and guys!

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#24473

By DangerousDi - Tue May 28, 2013 4:41 am

- Tue May 28, 2013 4:41 am #24473

Coff: Your pic you have up, brings tears to my eyes and touches my soul.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#25093

By rockclimber - Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:58 pm

- Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:58 pm #25093

Lest we forget..... It seems in recent years so many trivial things are promoted in the news at the expense of remembering the significant things in history.

This is a fun site, but it's very freedom and existence are possible because of the sacrifices of others, unsung, unknown, but who did what needed doing when the call came.

This day in 1944 is one of those singular events that alter history.... As for me and mine, all born decades after, we thank these brave souls, of whom 96 percent perished this day, 6 JUN 1944; on the wind swept beaches of Normandy.

"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#25146

By DangerousDi - Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:36 am

- Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:36 am #25146

The list of things we should be thankful are long.

I just read an email saying 2013 our economy is going to crash like the Great Depression. That the Gov't is paying it's debt off with funny money. No backing and other countries have tried this and the out come is always the same. Scary...... They said to invest in gold as our money will be worthless, that Germany is pulling all their gold back to home. I think we need to get out and plant garden's just in case. Just think America would become a skinny country. They said China will quit taking our American dollar and some have already started to that. We are the only place that we can use our dollar any where we travel. Imagine if that is all happening and could happen.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#25150

By rockclimber - Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:38 am

- Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:38 am #25150

It is......

And has been for awhile.....

"I would like a lifetime spent,
With an irrational and suspicious goddess,
Some short tempered jealousy on the side...
And a bottle of wine that tastes like you...
... and a glass that's never empty...."

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#25156

By Thinker - Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:21 am

- Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:21 am #25156

DDi: I bet that email also had a link to allow you to purchase gold. :roll:

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#25198

By DangerousDi - Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:30 pm

- Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:30 pm #25198

Thinker: No it was an hour long video telling about all the studies he has put together and the results of it. Only time will tell if he is correct and he said 2013 it will happened. We will see and all be in shock should it happen. Gold is so hard to figure out, that I wouldn't want to invest in it. Maybe my mistake. I told my husband to watch the stocks and see how they are going.

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.

Re: COFF on the Barbie...The NEW Holiday Thread...!#25324

By DangerousDi - Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:29 am

- Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:29 am #25324

Retro: I so remember my mom telling me about he Great Depression and how it affected them.

Now back to Holiday's, June is Candy month. How many ways can you use candy? Eye candy, remember when Nikki put that huge Christmas candy stick in her crotch? Ladies licking candy. Any more guys and gals?

If you don't try, you don't know if you would have failed or succeed.