[johnforbes]

In this latest foray into raw science, the IQs of several people have been ranked:

1) Taylor Swift measured a surprisingly high 58

2) Kelce, her boyfriend, astonished skeptics with an IQ of 64, quite high given his support for Black Lives Matter as it looted and burned all across the country

3) Clowntoker himself scored 66, which was breathtakingly high given his decades of dreadful dereliction