Revealing Elkin's Real Name

Revealing Elkin's Real Name#56169

By johnforbes - Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:48 pm

- Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:48 pm #56169

Hate to do this, but one must.

Elkin's real name is Roman A. Clef.

Re: Revealing Elkin's Real Name#56182

By sillydaddy - Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:23 pm

- Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:23 pm #56182

Elkin's real name is Roman A. Clef.

Are you sure? Did you see his birth certificate? He must show you his birth certificate.

Re: Revealing Elkin's Real Name#56192

By Clownkicker - Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:05 am

- Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:05 am #56192

johnforbes' real name is Todd Edward Forbes

When he was little his family called the dimwitted boy Wee Todd Ed

Later he grew up to take over his father's home furnishings store where he sells living room furniture.

Now his family calls him Sofa King Wee Todd Ed.

Re: Revealing Elkin's Real Name#56196

By johnforbes - Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:21 am

- Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:21 am #56196

Sadly, Clownhacker's real name is Charm.

His family calls him "Lucky" Charm.

A cosmic joke, to be sure, but then pretty much all of Clowntoker's life has been thus.