[RealJustme]

By Monday evening the value of eclipse glasses with fall. Clown, will now go on E-bay and order all he can find. I purchased NASA approved glasses for all my employees and family, in fact I have about 40 left over, I'll gladly ship them you for the price I paid for them. If I don't hear anything within the next two hours I'll be passing them out to children at the local WalMart.

[Clownkicker]

Tool, you're the one with the track record of idiotic investments. Even after I warned you.

Your Fluor is still in the dumper, you moron. I bought Netflix. :lol:

[Clownkicker]

Incidentally, any mother that would let her children use glasses given away by a shifty middle-aged sleazeball at Walmart should have her kids taken away.

[sillydaddy]

Now that's a sales pitch!
Clown read "The Art of the Deal" ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Intrepid]

On Tuesday the news will be that Sharpton, Maxine The Mouth and all the black leftist rabble rousers will be howling that making the sun go away was a ploy by whitey to further the oppression of former slaves and that reparations are now mandatory.

And their willing dupes would buy every word.

[RealJustme]

Incidentally, any mother that would let her children use glasses given away by a shifty middle-aged sleazeball at Walmart should have her kids taken away.

I'm not as stupid as you clown, I've talked to the store manager, he's going to have his cashiers offer them to parents of children until they're gone. A win for Walmart, a win for the children and a win for me since my company's name is on them.

[johnforbes]

Clowntoker is experiencing a total eclipse of the mind.

[Clownkicker]

johnny, in my experience I wouldn't characterize your obvious mental disability as being "total".

Since you finally recognize you have a mental problem that's recognizable to the rest of us, my guess is your prognosis is serious but not hopeless.

[Clownkicker]

"...and a win for me since my company's name is on them."-RealTool

So you're an ophthalmologist? You're going to ruin children's vision with fraudulent glasses just to get more business?

That's unconscionable, but good laissez faire capitalism, I guess.

[Intrepid]

Silly ass word games from the queen of silly ass word games.

That well is dry Queen AssClown.

[Clownkicker]

Feel free to stop your silly ass word games any time, Queen AssClown Insipid.

And stop talking to yourself before johnforbes' doctors get hold of you too.

[RealJustme]

So you're an ophthalmologist? You're going to ruin children's vision with fraudulent glasses just to get more business?

I rest my case. :lol:

[johnforbes]

Clowntoker's real name is Raymond Bann.

His friends (if he had any) call him "Ray Bann."

[Clownkicker]

johnforbes' surname is "van Hole". His first name is Ashleigh.

You already know what his friends call him; the same thing WE call him.

[Intrepid]

Queen AssClown's surname is "van Hole". His first name is Ashleigh.

You already know what his friends call him; the same thing WE call him.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Queen AssClown Shitstain Insipid is so owned. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dance for me, Turd Boy! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[johnforbes]

Bonnie Tyler's voice is smooth compared to Clowntoker's.

[RealJustme]

I have one pair of eclipse glasses that I kept as a reminder of the event.

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[Intrepid]

^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Queen AssClown is so owned. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dance for me, Queen Turd Boy! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sillydaddy]

The name is, " Ban......Ray Ban" .. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Clownkicker]

Tool, it's too bad you couldn't have sent a pair to the Trumps, telling them how important it is that they not look at the partial eclipse with their naked eyes.

https://twitter.com/axios/status/899707 ... asses.html

Seriously, what is wrong with these clowns?

[sillydaddy]

Of course what the media doesn't tell Bozos like Clown is that the skies were cloudy at the time in DC and
the pic showing the President looking up is a single frame from a video when then President glanced up
for a fraction of a second to locate the area to view before putting on the glasses....
How do I know this...it was a live feed! :o

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[Clownkicker]

"...is a single frame from a video when then President glanced up for a fraction of a second to locate the area to view before putting on the glasses...."-sillydummy

You did notice that in the video he looked up without the glasses AFTER looking up for so long with them, right, not before as you're pretending. :o :lol:

So silly, if it was so cloudy they couldn't see the eclipse with their glasses on, what the fuck were they looking at for so long with their glasses on? :lol:

[sillydaddy]

I watched it live.....I have no idea what they did to the video! :lol: :lol:

[johnforbes]

I just bought 25,000 pairs of eclipse glasses.

Got them cheap, and I expect to sell them in 6 months for a huge profit.

[Clownkicker]

All you need to do is hold them for seven years, dummy.

Since for some that would be a reasonable investment for a 10x return in seven years, it isn't funny, like all of your idiotic jokes.

[RealJustme]

All you need to do is hold them for seven years, dummy.

Dude, they're cheap disposable glasses with a 1 one year shelve life. The plastic lenses will be cracked and brittle within 2 years.

[johnforbes]

Now that Clownslacker has found my eclipse jokes to be unfunny, I see no viable alternative but to log off the Internet forever.

A total blackout of my presence here, a blockage, a blotting out.

The sun may shine again, but not on me here.

Gone, faded like the Cheshire smile.