- Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:10 pm
#63443
Homo AssClown Loser Lucky ASSerts that one of his fellow Rump Rangers is responsible for breaking the Nazi code of WWII, as featured in a recent movie. Well....there is a little more to the story, but Homo AssClown Loser Lucky isn't aware of anything he hasn't googled or ran past Wikki first.
The Nazis had developed a machine capable of encoding a message in such a way that it was virtually unbreakable. This device was named the, "ENIGMA" machine. One afternoon the Royal navy managed to damage and force to the surface a German U boat. Before the captain was able to scuttle and sink his submarine crew members from the British destroyer were able to board the German vessel and capture, intact, the boat's ENIGMA machine. This was considered such an accomplishment that the German crew were held incommunicado (Elkindoofus, that means they wouldn't let them talk to anybody) for the rest of the war. After the ENIGMA machine was captured the Allies were able to read virtually any message the Germans sent via ENIGMA. In fact, the British intercepted a message detailing the planned bombing of Coventry. Winston Churchill made the decision to allow the raid to go forth unimpeded resulting in the deaths of scores of people and the destruction of an entire city. To have ordered the evacuation of Coventry or stepped up the defenses around the city would have caused the Germans to realize their "unbreakable" code had been compromised somehow.
Homo AssClown Loser Lucky has never heard of any of this. He continues to hail the achievements of one of his fellow Butt Blasters instead.
Shall we talk more of famous British Fags?
Well, there was Kim Philby and Guy Burgess (and three others whose names escape me right now), Ass Bandits all. They were members of the British government who were also spies for Homo AssClown Loser Lucky's side, the Soviets. Sadly, before they were caught they managed to escape to the Soviet Union thus preventing the British from hanging them and turning them into good communists.
Again, Homo AssClown Loser Lucky knows nothing of this.
On to HIV/AIDS, one of Homo AssClown Loser Lucky's greatest fears.
Did you know, Homo AssClown Loser Lucky, that HIV/AIDS is almost never transmitted female to male outside of some anecdotal cases resulting from two men sharing a woman, such as one possible explanation for Magic Johnson becoming infected? Of course there is also the possibility that Mr. Johnson is also a closet Rump Ranger...which was the opinion expressed by the editor of the sports section of the LA Times, in a story that I read. This gentleman asserted the full story of Mr. Johnson's sexual preferences would not be revealed until after his death.
(here we pause for Homo AssClown Loser Lucky's predictable outrage).
Yes it's true. The HIV/Aids virus is present only in blood and semen. NOT in saliva or a woman's vaginal fluids.
This simple fact is what is responsible for the failure of a heterosexual AIDS outbreak in the United States, and this has outraged the Fudge Packer community. They feel that if AIDS is viewed as a Turd Burglar disease, insufficient funding will be allocated to finding a cure (when in fact, there has NEVER been a cure for a virus).
Ass Bandits contribute to their demise by their widespread and well known desire for frequent, promiscuous and random sexual encounters in highway rest areas, truck stop parking lots and in the case of our own Dear Leader, Hussein Obozo, the bath houses of Chicago. Homo AssClown Loser Lucky has the intersection of two interstate highways near his home so it is quite amazing that he is still alive. We must credit his insistence on prophylactic protection for his survival. Although as he stated, "One asshole looks pretty much like another" (at this we will thankfully defer to his extensive experience).
We are left wondering, Homo AssClown Loser Lucky, do you pitch or catch?
Frequently expressed HIV/AIDS statistics claim that the virus infects heteros and homos alike. But once you drill down into the source of these statistics, you find the reason. The HIV/AIDS hysterics use numbers from Africa where health conditions are so poor that many people have open lesions on their bodies, including the genitals which allow blood to blood transmissions. Once you delete those cases, the numbers collapse back onto homos as the primary victims.
In fact, it has been stated that you can get run over by a truck in Africa and wind up as a AIDS statistic, so badly have the numbers been skewed to produce the desired result. In this country the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta has had to change the definition of what exactly IS HIV/Aids to attempt to include as many normal people as possible.
A few years ago it was revealed by the boyfriend of a deceased Pansy HIV positive dentist in Florida, that prior to his death from AIDS, the dentist had been injecting his own tainted blood into his patients along with Novocain during dental procedures. The Butt Buddy boyfriend claimed that his Asshole buddy was so outraged by the failure of HIV/AIDS to appear as an epidemic among normal people that he decided to create a few cases among his normal patients. Several of them did die as a result of AIDS. It was not revealed in the information that I read if the Butt Buddy boyfriend was charged as an accessory to murder. Probably not as Fudge Packers are considered a protected species.
You want some refutation Homo AssClown Loser Lucky? You got it.
Now, try as best you can using your frazzled and fried two remaining brain synapses to come up with a reply that does not mimic me.
Or just go hit the bong.